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#312 - aviators (08/02/2013) [-]
My biggest fear is seeing a girl walking on the side of the road when i'm driving at night. And i drive past her. (Because **** Midnight innocent girl hitchhikers)
Then i look into my rear view mirror out of curiosity and she's sitting in my backseat.

It's a lose lose situation.
Pick her up, you die
Don't pick her up, she's really pissed at you and you die.
#333 to #312 - therealsouthpaw (08/02/2013) [-]
Hit her, lol.
User avatar #345 to #333 - bassline (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh god i laughed harder than i should've at that comment.
User avatar #318 to #312 - flusteredmoose (08/02/2013) [-]
So ride a bike past her and look at her all smug like.
User avatar #321 to #318 - aviators (08/02/2013) [-]
See that's another thing, if i drove my street bike past her she would probably just slowly wrap her arms across my waist after i drive past.

Unless you mean bicycle, then i would most likely crash because i'd be so ******* scared
User avatar #325 to #321 - flusteredmoose (08/02/2013) [-]
Wrap her arms around you, I could do with a hug.
User avatar #329 to #325 - aviators (08/02/2013) [-]
You'd take your hands off the handlebars to hug her back? In essence causing yourself to crash?

At least you died happy and feeling loved i guess..
User avatar #337 to #329 - flusteredmoose (08/02/2013) [-]
1 arm on and 1 arm off.
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