Had to start somewhere. Not OC, lol religion n . airmen: mo mpa: imi An} m mutt reir, . , RELIGION.. First 2 people
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Had to start somewhere

Not OC, lol religion n ****

airmen:
mo mpa:
imi An} m mutt
reir, . , RELIGION.
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Submitted: 08/01/2013
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#24 - hijokpl (08/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
First 2 people
#1 - srslyjakecease (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Technically we would be the results of two incest's.

People always overlook the fact god pressed the restart button.

User avatar #39 - ajrin (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actully aren't they the same person? :s

INCEST-CEPTION
#42 to #39 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Would it not be masturbation?
User avatar #23 - vorarephilia (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'll just leave this here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve
#7 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i thought that in the bible they had a couple of boys and the boys went to the closest village to find wives....
#41 - datgermanguy ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Hey, just a thought: If Eve came from Adam's rib, isn't she technically a clone of him? Except for the X chromosome which replaces Adams Y chromosome.
User avatar #59 - optimussum (08/02/2013) [-]
I guess they're our Incest-ors!

I'll take my leave immediately
User avatar #50 - fjanony ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I like Assassin's Creed version much better. It makes all the religions so badass.
User avatar #49 - illburnyou (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Explain why adam and eve have belly buttons
#18 - iizsimon (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How come they have belly buttons?
User avatar #33 to #30 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
No it's a painting. They probably have them because the painter put them there.

How to **** is an art student gonna be that educated about belly buttons?
#55 - europe (08/02/2013) [-]
From what I've learned from fj about christianity is   
>adam and eve were the first two humans according to the bible   
>they got several sons   
>these sons went to a nearby village to get themselves wifes   
Is this correct?
From what I've learned from fj about christianity is
>adam and eve were the first two humans according to the bible
>they got several sons
>these sons went to a nearby village to get themselves wifes
Is this correct?
User avatar #52 - rakaka (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
just because they were the first two people doesn't make them siblings
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#35 - BoredAgain (08/02/2013) [-]
"I don't like religion, religion causes all wars, religion is stupid . . . Give me thumbs".
User avatar #31 - arijan (08/02/2013) [-]
Wait, just because they are the first people, doesn't mean it was incest. Or for that matter, their children weren't doing anything wrong either.

They were the first people on earth, not the only one at that time.
User avatar #29 - douthit (08/02/2013) [-]
But technically what we still do today is incest, just farther apart.
#27 - northard (08/02/2013) [-]
This would explain why all of us are so retarded.
User avatar #26 - reican (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
actually Eve was the third.
First was Adam, then Lillith, but Adam was a whiney bitch so god kicked her out and made Eve and told Adam to Stop being a bitch as the Aesir and Vanir would laugh of him if they saw him obeying a whiney human.
#21 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
anons are always right.
everyone should listen to them because they are insightful and have quality opinions.
#14 - funnynsfw (08/02/2013) [-]
The idea is that their genes were pure, and that all bad genes that incest would accentuate wouldn't be present until the effort by Satan to defile "The Seed of Adam" with the fallen angels taking human wives.

The more you know.
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