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if you hem at me sees after the light
changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick
on your windshield and sing Amazing Grace
as slow as humanly possible
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#11 - imonaboatman (08/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
#17 - thoughtspot (08/02/2013) [-]
watch out for windshield wipers
watch out for windshield wipers
User avatar #26 - fiddlestickers (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
b-b-but that's facebook...
User avatar #27 - zenbass (08/02/2013) [-]
For some reason, this made me see how slowly I could sing Amazing Grace.
#86 - anaphase (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story time!   
   
The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his 						******					 pube-moustache was visible to me.   
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.   
   
So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.   
   
So yeah, to that guy: 						****					 you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
Story time!

The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his ****** pube-moustache was visible to me.
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.

So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.

So yeah, to that guy: **** you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
#35 - mynameisnotyours (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#19 - SILENCEnight (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Fabulous Max ** i dont get it... this is from facebook
#84 - goodnewseveryone (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
then they'll turn on the wipers a goodbye goes your dick
then they'll turn on the wipers a goodbye goes your dick
#47 - Kamesakke (08/02/2013) [-]
tfw
#4 - tmdarby (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #38 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
I have a PA system and some flashing blue/red lights on my black camaro so I just use the PA system and say "Move your anus" then if they try to say something they think I'm a cop and GTFO

Best $300 ever spent
#103 - anticitezenone (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm 98% sure that's not tumblr
I'm 98% sure that's not tumblr
User avatar #100 - sheeittyrone (08/02/2013) [-]
Thats FaceBook
User avatar #97 - ananamouse (08/02/2013) [-]
I like to make sure no one is running the red light when the light changes to green on my side of an intersection...so anyone who thinks I'm slow can bite me...cause I'm not letting me and my family get run over just because someone is in a hurry...
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The worst is when you're at a red light on a no turn on red intersection, yet some asshole behind you still insists on honking.
#33 - noobbonicplague (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - voldemortsnipples (08/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Happened a few hours ago, riding with my step dad to go visit mom at work. Some punk in his big truck, lifted, loud exhaust. behind us. Light turns red so we stop and wait for it to turn. Fuzz nuts behind starts honking and revving his engine. Step dad gets out and asks him what the hall is problem is. Dude yelling at him, by this time the light turned green, telling him to get back and start driving. Missed two green lights by the end of the argument. Two cops sitting across the street talking to each other ignoring everything. Step dad goes to the cops ask the if they know how to do their damn job. Gives them his plate number and everything. Long story short, Step dad freaked out on a punk who was revving his engine and honking his horn at us while the light was red.
#68 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
oh my gods, that made me laugh
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