Superpower. . Imi: Illa; u mun. nobody likes time control anymore? When did it stop being the trump all power?
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#2 - CIS White Male (08/01/2013) [+] (24 replies)
nobody likes time control anymore? When did it stop being the trump all power?
#14 - kaboozle123 (08/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Telekinesis, like really advanced telekinesis, preferably with the same style of power control as that of chronicle. i'm convinced it's the best power ever, powerful enough i can split an ocean in to. i can fly, i can light 						****					 on fire by making the molecules move at a faster pace. i can create a barrier around my body that can withstand bullets, maybe even bombs if i got strong enough. also this gives me super strength, i can add the power to my punches and destroy cars with a single blow and give myself armor at the same time so my hand doesn't get destroyed when i hit it.   
   
Telekinesis is the best 						*******					 superpower because it's more than one superpower
Telekinesis, like really advanced telekinesis, preferably with the same style of power control as that of chronicle. i'm convinced it's the best power ever, powerful enough i can split an ocean in to. i can fly, i can light **** on fire by making the molecules move at a faster pace. i can create a barrier around my body that can withstand bullets, maybe even bombs if i got strong enough. also this gives me super strength, i can add the power to my punches and destroy cars with a single blow and give myself armor at the same time so my hand doesn't get destroyed when i hit it.

Telekinesis is the best ******* superpower because it's more than one superpower
#62 - marsupilami (08/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
fixed*
User avatar #51 - fyaq ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Hell id just settle for a longer penis.
#95 - trollzorr ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Bitch please, time control
Bitch please, time control
#82 - onedge (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Danny Phantom's power's would be pretty neat

Turning invisible, intangible, shooting rays, ice beams, overshadowing other people, etc.

Sounds like all I'd need
#8 - chaosheartless (08/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I'd like teleportation. I'd become a private messenger for high up companies that needed something delivered quickly and without question. I'd make so much money...plus I could sneak into the playboy mansion and watch...
I'd like teleportation. I'd become a private messenger for high up companies that needed something delivered quickly and without question. I'd make so much money...plus I could sneak into the playboy mansion and watch...
#101 - thatguyis (08/02/2013) [-]
invisibility ha i had that power in high school x)
User avatar #106 - crazylance (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Nobody here wants shape shifting? No? Nobody wants the capability to fly through the hair, crawl in the lowest of places and be generally unstoppable because you can shift into something innocent and seemingly normal?



Okay, I'll leave now
#48 - unfortunately (08/02/2013) [-]
Super power to go back in time. Oh all the illegal things I could do...
Super power to go back in time. Oh all the illegal things I could do...
#25 - BigSammy (08/02/2013) [-]
I just wanna fly. That's it. That's all I'd care about.
I just wanna fly. That's it. That's all I'd care about.
#144 - BigDoktor (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would honestly never get tired of invisibility.
I would honestly never get tired of invisibility.
#123 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - potterfan (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you want that power just use it to please yourself.
You want an awesome car? take the laptop out side and pull that **** out and give it a test run.
You want a ******* sword? well now you can because with this limited edition life long power you can pull anything out of your computer or television!
#65 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want the power to control 						****					 and bowel movements.  I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or Excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior.   The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over.  They'd drop their weapons and clench  their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest 						****					 of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away. MFW
I want the power to control **** and bowel movements. I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or Excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior. The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over. They'd drop their weapons and clench their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest **** of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away. MFW
User avatar #60 - headharvest ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
time stop, you would have all the time in the world to travel to where the person was, punch them, and travel all the way back to see them react. Stealing and ******* the whole time of course.
User avatar #57 - timmity (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if i had one wish it would be to be omnipotent.
#37 - kingoftheweirdos (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd use the power to hug the people I'd never meet.
#15 - turtlepyro (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Telekinesis, then I could just explode their brains.
User avatar #104 to #15 - telekinesis (08/02/2013) [-]
I will not allow such fowl behavior.
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