Superpower. . Imi: Illa; u mun. Telekinesis, like really advanced telekinesis, preferably with the same style of power control as that of chronicle. i'm convinced it's the best power ever, pow
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#14 - kaboozle123 ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Telekinesis, like really advanced telekinesis, preferably with the same style of power control as that of chronicle. i'm convinced it's the best power ever, powerful enough i can split an ocean in to. i can fly, i can light 			****		 on fire by making the molecules move at a faster pace. i can create a barrier around my body that can withstand bullets, maybe even bombs if i got strong enough. also this gives me super strength, i can add the power to my punches and destroy cars with a single blow and give myself armor at the same time so my hand doesn't get destroyed when i hit it.   
   
Telekinesis is the best 			*******		 superpower because it's more than one superpower
Telekinesis, like really advanced telekinesis, preferably with the same style of power control as that of chronicle. i'm convinced it's the best power ever, powerful enough i can split an ocean in to. i can fly, i can light **** on fire by making the molecules move at a faster pace. i can create a barrier around my body that can withstand bullets, maybe even bombs if i got strong enough. also this gives me super strength, i can add the power to my punches and destroy cars with a single blow and give myself armor at the same time so my hand doesn't get destroyed when i hit it.

Telekinesis is the best ******* superpower because it's more than one superpower
User avatar #45 to #14 - dafuqmang ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I want the capability to remotely absorb energy from any source I can think of and channel it. Your telekinesis is good and all, but what happens when I absorb the energy of the excited molecules and fire it back at you? Or add it to a blast with the added energy of a star?
User avatar #88 to #45 - Thundergod ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
He'd make your carotid artery into a bow tie first. You'd never know WHERE exactly he's visualizing until it's too late. I've thought this over. The only way to stop someone with telekinesis that isn't limited is to either remove their capacity to think or nullify all other powers save your own nullifying power.
User avatar #151 to #88 - dafuqmang ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Or, if you'd realize, HE is the source of energy. Absorb the energy from the synapses in his brain rendering him dead.
User avatar #152 to #151 - Thundergod ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Which hinges on you knowing he is telekinetic. So unless you feel like mass-murdering until you finally get him, you're kind of screwed unless you do it in under the millisecond it takes to snap a neck.
User avatar #146 to #14 - bababadsheep (08/02/2013) [-]
Well when you find a djinn, make sure you ask for psychokinesis, because it is an umbrella term for all these cool powers.

Telekinesis: movement of matter at the micro (atoms, molecules, etc.) or macro (visible objects, life forms, etc.) levels; move, lift, agitate, vibrate, spin, bend, break, or impact.
Speed up or slow down the naturally occurring vibrations of atoms in matter to alter temperature, possibly to the point of ignition if combustible (also known as pyrokinesis when speeding up vibrations, and cryokinesis when slowing them down).
Biological healing.
Control of magnetism.
Control of photons (light waves/particles).
Energy shield (force field).
Influencing events (sports, gambling, election, prolongation of life, etc.).
Self levitation (rising in the air unsupported, flying).[46]
Phasing through matter.
See also Quantum tunneling
Shapeshifting.
Thoughtform projection a.k.a. telepathic projection (a physically perceived person, animal, creature, object, ghostly entity, etc., created in the mind and projected into three-dimensional space and observable by others; for thought images allegedly placed on film, see Thoughtography).
Teleportation (disappearing and reappearing elsewhere).
TK-Blasts/Energy Blasts.[citation needed]
Transmutation of matter.

I'm not gonna say it is the best power, but I would argue that it is the most balanced and useful. Just look at all the cool **** you get!
User avatar #79 to #14 - onedge (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh god I loved chronicle
#94 to #14 - ZenMacros (08/02/2013) [-]
I loved Chronicle, and I've wanted telekinetic powers since way before I even saw it. It seriously would be an amazing power to have and blows most other powers out of the water IMO.
#2 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
nobody likes time control anymore? When did it stop being the trump all power?
User avatar #19 to #2 - icameheretotroll (08/02/2013) [-]
If I can rewind time than that would be awesome
if I can only slow or stop it i'd die very fast
User avatar #70 to #2 - gameoverdude (08/02/2013) [-]
since 10 year old kids came online
#77 to #2 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
ever since doctor who fans gave me cancer
User avatar #80 to #2 - rainbowtacos (08/02/2013) [-]
hentai has taught me that this is the best superpower
#107 to #2 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
That has been the superpower I always wanted because I had the theory that if you could control time you would have the ability to control your age. You could control the space around your body to reverse and end up getting younger therefore living forever.
User avatar #116 to #2 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I always imagined stopping time then going up to some person i hate and just punching their face so many times with full force or maybe i could use a sledgehammer or something. Then when i return time to normal their head would just explode so hard it would blow a hole in the wall like someone fired a shotgun at it.
User avatar #120 to #2 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/02/2013) [-]
I always thought being immune to death was the best superpower (you stay around age 28, nothing can kill you)

inb4 "but then you miss all the people you love"
User avatar #129 to #2 - connorjay (08/02/2013) [-]
If you freeze time you can't breathe as air stops flowing or something.

I can't fully remember

That stopped it for me.
User avatar #135 to #2 - flipgraham (08/02/2013) [-]
When I witnessed Hiro Nakamura develop a brain tumour from too much space/time control, then I decided it's not for me
User avatar #136 to #2 - froggets (08/02/2013) [-]
I´ve always thought time controll would only affect you, meaning you don`t slow down time, you just move super-super fast, meaning everything would become soft since you move so fast. stopping time would mean stoping time everywhere, stop the entire universe is pretty OP so why not just make it more simple and say that you move so fast that it feels like everything just stops
#140 to #2 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
you need to watch the cracked video about zac morris
User avatar #16 to #2 - volshimond ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't super speed/reflexes and time control technically the same thing?
User avatar #31 to #2 - hydraetis (08/02/2013) [-]
The ultimate superpower: Turning your imagination into reality at will.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Blarge **User deleted account** (08/02/2013) [-]
daniel x?
User avatar #38 to #33 - hydraetis (08/02/2013) [-]
Sort of, but unrestricted in terms of the things you can do.

Easiest way to explain would be like in a dream, where if you want to fly, you can. If you want to throw fireballs with the explosive power of a nuke, you can. As long as you put the right focus on it, as long as you can imagine it you can do it.
User avatar #118 to #31 - lyestcer (08/02/2013) [-]
That's called Reality Warping

It kicks ass
User avatar #59 to #2 - Osseousdr (08/02/2013) [-]
>Stop Time
>Steal Everything

>Stop Time
>Punch Everything

>Stop Time
> **** Everything

Sounds like best superpower to me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - angelious ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
people lack the imagination required to understand what you could do if you could even just slow down time...
User avatar #7 to #3 - dashgamer (08/01/2013) [-]
I used to think about time control a lot in high school. I kept imagining everyone standing still in the hallway as I'd feel a girl up then had sex with her. Then I thought that, since all that went on in a split second for her and she was completely unaware, that the sexual stimulation would come in all at once as time reverted to normal and she'd start screaming and squirming, overwhelmed by hours of sexual activity being compressed into seconds.
Yeah, the gods above will never grant me superpowers.
User avatar #11 to #7 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2013) [-]
I think about using it to massively stretch someone's asshole when they piss me off. Asshole going from virgin to ravaged and 6 inches wide in an instant. Think about how that would feel.
#66 to #7 - junahi (08/02/2013) [-]
Thank god I was not the only one!
User avatar #67 to #66 - dashgamer (08/02/2013) [-]
Haha. Now that you say that, I'm thinking the same thing!
User avatar #132 to #67 - skaffanl (08/02/2013) [-]
I also thought exactly the same while in High School. Stopping time, putting all the hot girls from my school together, pull off all of their clothes, proceed with fantasies, put everything back on, put them back in place. I even thought about stopping time just to check how all the boobs from my school looked like, hehe.

Did you guys also think about easy tests and other stressful activities would be? During a test you can stop time, take the paper home or to a computer, find all the answers, remember them, unstop time and answer them or something.
You would now that I come to think of it never be stressed again because being able to stop time means that days can be endless. You know that feeling of why didn't the summer take longer? Well, time stopping abilities would make all that futile.

User avatar #128 to #7 - angelious ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
that pretty much sums up my basic thoughts for time manipulation

i would also use it to instantly make people grow old (because **** people) bullet timing


and it would make fist fights and gun fights that much hilarious
#62 - marsupilami (08/02/2013) [-]
fixed*
User avatar #69 to #62 - madbomber (08/02/2013) [-]
it really doesn't matter, you cans still reach through the monitor, you don't have to punch.
#71 to #69 - marsupilami (08/02/2013) [-]
Well, sure, but who would punch things when there are titties to be grabbed??
Well, sure, but who would punch things when there are titties to be grabbed??
User avatar #72 to #71 - madbomber (08/02/2013) [-]
well i don't watch porn 24/7. so most of the time i will be punching people.
#95 - trollzorr (08/02/2013) [-]
Bitch please, time control
Bitch please, time control
#82 - onedge (08/02/2013) [-]
Danny Phantom's power's would be pretty neat

Turning invisible, intangible, shooting rays, ice beams, overshadowing other people, etc.

Sounds like all I'd need
User avatar #90 to #82 - dedaluminus (08/02/2013) [-]
Danny Phantom is my favorite nick toon. Ever. The amount of stuff that was in there that you never really notice was incredible. For example, the story of how Ember died and became a ghost was hidden in her song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLcwMNTk4w
#91 to #90 - onedge (08/02/2013) [-]
Mine too, I rewatched the entire series the past month   
   
Huh I never noticed that before, that's pretty awesome
Mine too, I rewatched the entire series the past month

Huh I never noticed that before, that's pretty awesome
User avatar #92 to #91 - dedaluminus (08/02/2013) [-]
There's a rumor going around that there's going to be a movie made. I would really like that.
User avatar #93 to #92 - onedge (08/02/2013) [-]
That would be pretty awesome, then again if it's anything like the live action Fairly Odd parents it might not be
User avatar #97 to #90 - darthblam ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Interesting.. I guess that song can explain how she became a musician, but I don't see how that explained he death in any way..

In fact, Danny Phantom didn't really explain how any of the ghosts died. There were even "ghosts" there weren't people or even once living things. Just "ghosts"
I really think it was just kind of an easy ******** fallback for characters and villains.
Like Fairly Oddparents, just replace the magic with ghosts and "ghost science"
User avatar #98 to #97 - dedaluminus (08/02/2013) [-]
Okay, so the backstory of Ember isn't really fully explained there, but it is referenced. Ember died in a house fire after waiting for a boy that never showed. Burned and forgotten, she gains power from being remembered and adored. That's the official backstory of Ember.
User avatar #51 - fyaq (08/02/2013) [-]
Hell id just settle for a longer penis.
#101 - thatguyis ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
invisibility ha i had that power in high school x)
#8 - chaosheartless (08/01/2013) [-]
I'd like teleportation. I'd become a private messenger for high up companies that needed something delivered quickly and without question. I'd make so much money...plus I could sneak into the playboy mansion and watch...
I'd like teleportation. I'd become a private messenger for high up companies that needed something delivered quickly and without question. I'd make so much money...plus I could sneak into the playboy mansion and watch...
#84 to #8 - afrodemon ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
that gif... is...making...me...go...all...out...ani...KAWAII DESU NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #138 to #8 - stijnverheye (08/02/2013) [-]
and you could be an assassin that leaves everyone clueless
User avatar #106 - crazylance (08/02/2013) [-]
Nobody here wants shape shifting? No? Nobody wants the capability to fly through the hair, crawl in the lowest of places and be generally unstoppable because you can shift into something innocent and seemingly normal?



Okay, I'll leave now
User avatar #112 to #106 - EnergizierAnon (08/02/2013) [-]
ehh, Hair is usually dirty, and i don't think you can fly through it that well.
User avatar #113 to #112 - crazylance (08/02/2013) [-]
Shape shifting means you can change -any- aspect of your body, if you want to get down to extreme details, total shape shifting is called polymorphing so you can get rid of hair, nails, genitalia , limbs, so long as your heart and brain remain intact.
User avatar #114 to #113 - EnergizierAnon (08/02/2013) [-]
i was commenting on a part of what you said, "nobody wants the capability to fly through the Hair, ..."
User avatar #115 to #114 - crazylance (08/02/2013) [-]
I ... I ... I'll see myself out for my fail inglish, I am ashamed
#125 to #106 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
seemingly innocent? if i had shape shifting i'd not use it for that, say you are on a family day outing with your parents or partner and children, and you get jumped by a gang of thieves after your money watch and credit cards, you'd have to stop them before they did anything to hurt your family, but not kill them also... and if they had a gun you could still get shot which is likely if you transform in front of their eyes...

I still say the best super power is the ability to stop time, maybe not just stop but rewind too, if something doesn't go your way, just erase it and try again, and you don't age while time is stopped.
User avatar #139 to #125 - crazylance (08/02/2013) [-]
That's what I don't understand about you people, you take the easiest powers that make everything too easy, a crisis occurred? Stop time, go fix it, return to your daily life.

Hell, if I didn't take shape shifting, I'd probably take cloning, imagine all the **** you could do!

#48 - unfortunately (08/02/2013) [-]
Super power to go back in time. Oh all the illegal things I could do...
Super power to go back in time. Oh all the illegal things I could do...
#25 - BigSammy (08/02/2013) [-]
I just wanna fly. That's it. That's all I'd care about.
I just wanna fly. That's it. That's all I'd care about.
User avatar #154 - theflamingbrownie (08/02/2013) [-]
The power to go into stories, unlimited possibilities.
Just write your own story
#144 - BigDoktor (08/02/2013) [-]
I would honestly never get tired of invisibility.
I would honestly never get tired of invisibility.
User avatar #156 to #144 - grapefruity (08/03/2013) [-]
As long I could toggle it, it would be ace...
User avatar #110 - potterfan (08/02/2013) [-]
If you want that power just use it to please yourself.
You want an awesome car? take the laptop out side and pull that **** out and give it a test run.
You want a ******* sword? well now you can because with this limited edition life long power you can pull anything out of your computer or television!
#131 to #110 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
...I'd pull out Batman.
#65 - wilfredfanforever (08/02/2013) [-]
I want the power to control 			****		 and bowel movements.  I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or Excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior.   The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over.  They'd drop their weapons and clench  their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest 			****		 of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away. MFW
I want the power to control **** and bowel movements. I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or Excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior. The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over. They'd drop their weapons and clench their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest **** of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away. MFW
User avatar #109 to #65 - XxElJuegoxX (08/02/2013) [-]
You sir, are an artist
User avatar #60 - headharvest (08/02/2013) [-]
time stop, you would have all the time in the world to travel to where the person was, punch them, and travel all the way back to see them react. Stealing and ******* the whole time of course.
User avatar #57 - timmity (08/02/2013) [-]
if i had one wish it would be to be omnipotent.
User avatar #96 to #57 - ZenMacros (08/02/2013) [-]
I've always said the same thing since I was like 7. I mentally looked down on those who would say they'd wish for a million dollars or something like that because I knew my wish would basically be every possible wish combined into one. Although I didn't know the word "omnipotent" back then, so I would just say that I'd wish for the power to do anything.
#37 - kingoftheweirdos (08/02/2013) [-]
I'd use the power to hug the people I'd never meet.
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