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... wants to gauge her ears.

Tags: text | girlfriend | Balls

If it gets big enough for me
to put my penis through I
am warning you, I will
wake you up in the
weirdest of ways
I' m scared.
If you put a padlock on my
ear I' m telling you now I
will kill you
No I will put my dick in
yourelf
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Submitted:	08/01/2013

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#1 - thewebspinner (08/01/2013) [-]

+12

#21 - optimussum (08/02/2013) [-]

Those earplug gauge thingies are the most pointlessly disgusting things I've seen.

Like, have you seen a stretched ear without the plug in? It looks like a pensioner's nutsack.

#24 to #21 - crazyeyedbioll (08/02/2013) [-]

I agree, stupidest fad Ive seen in a while, just think how they will look when they are old.

#19 - wamegor (08/01/2013) [-]

#20 - BEERCANN (08/01/2013) [-]

#15 - CrimsonHazrad (08/01/2013) [-]

mfw people gauging

#13 - mangioluingi ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]

Why is there a Soul Eater logo?

#14 to #13 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/01/2013) [-]

BECAUSE I CAN

#5 - xreptarz (08/01/2013) [-]

HOW DID YOU DO THE SOUL EATER THING

#6 to #5 - wickkles (08/01/2013) [-]

Tweak in cydia if you jailbreak your phone.

#12 to #5 - astraea (08/01/2013) [-]

CALLED FOR DREAMBOARD or winterboard

#22 to #12 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

Dreamboard and winterboard both suck. They slow the **** out of your phone. The name of the tweak is Zeppelin. You're welcome.

#23 to #22 - astraea (08/02/2013) [-]

***** get a faster phone then geez they r de best because i use them oooo burn

#25 to #23 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

But everytime you want to change something in your custom theme/interface/etc. you have to respring. When you change the carrier icon using Zeppelin there is no respring necessary at all.

#26 to #25 - astraea (08/02/2013) [-]

Thats pretty neat
too bad i got an android phone like 3 weeks ago ;<

#27 to #26 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

Yeah that does kinda suck. I prefer Apple iPhone because the iOS is more stable than most of android's operating software. I know it kinda makes me a "basic bitch" but it is what I am comfortable with. Haters gonna hate.

#29 to #27 - astraea (08/02/2013) [-]

I just miss cydia
but hey, all angry birds and bad piggies games are free, yay.

#30 to #29 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

Yeah, but if you know the right sites/people you can get them free on any device. Just saying.

#31 to #30 - astraea (08/02/2013) [-]

****** i had appcake but its such a pain updating and the download speeds are god-awful

#32 to #31 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

True, I never personally torrented/pirated apps or anything, I just know you can download them on your computer.

#33 to #32 - astraea (08/02/2013) [-]

Yeah i still have that "iFunBox" thing at startup, should delete it though.
but my old ipod touch still works, its just. really ******* slow and half of the screen is cracked

#34 to #33 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

Yeah. I had jailbroken my 1st gen iPod touch when they still had installuos and all that garbage. My iPhone 4 however has the most recent jailbreak by Evasi0n. I am quite satisfied with it.