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User avatar #110 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I greatly prefer barbecue sauce on my nuggets instead of ketchup.
User avatar #114 to #110 - immortalfear (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm more a fan of sweet and sour.
User avatar #115 to #114 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I pretty much only use sweet and sour sauce as a condiment with eggrolls.
User avatar #118 to #115 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
How'd you know I use it! I didn't know you used it with me...Have we met?
User avatar #119 to #118 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
In was in Chinatown in San Francisco about 2 years ago, remember? Dude you were drunk as **** .
User avatar #120 to #119 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
Drunk......drunk.....Hmmmm I can't remember.....I was drunk?
User avatar #121 to #120 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Wasted. We got kicked out of a Chinese restaurant for singing a song about Asian ******* . Vid related, it's the song. Asian Hooker - Steel Panther
User avatar #123 to #121 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
I must have been reaaaaaally out of it...How could I forget that! Wait, weren't you that guy that shoved the chopstick up the waitress's ass when she picked up a napkin?
User avatar #124 to #123 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Yup, that's me. Blamed the whole situation on the Indian guy next to us, and then she kicked the **** out of him. I was so wasted I shouted "K.O.!" like the Street Fighter announcer when she was done. And the only thing I was found guilty of was not giving a single **** .
User avatar #125 to #124 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh yeahhhhhh, wasn't he so pissed that his face was so red and we made that bomb joke and he just stormed out of the place? That was ******* awesome. And there was that little hispanic dude sitting next to me on the other side of us trying to ask me if I had a burrito! Silly man was way off his sombrero
User avatar #126 to #125 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Because they'd TOTALLY have bean burritos inside a Chinese joint, right?
User avatar #127 to #126 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
Well he thought he was back home and kept calling me "Papi".... I think he was hitting on me
User avatar #128 to #127 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Wait, was he even Mexican? I think he might have just been a Filipino. Your ass didn't hurt the next day, did it?
User avatar #129 to #128 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
Man, if he were filipino like me, he would have just tried to hug me and **** . Filipinos never know how to keep their hands to themselves... They're like really loud, touchy-feely, uncles that we all have. Anyways, I'm more interested in the towel-headed fellow that was sitting behind me. What time was it, cause he was either interpretative dancing, or he was praying....
User avatar #131 to #129 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was around 11, because that's when my watch stopped.
User avatar #132 to #131 - eggrolls (08/02/2013) [-]
11? I thought It might have been later...maybe you just didn't look at your watch for maybe five hours after?
User avatar #133 to #132 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
FUUUUUUUCK. I don't know, then. What I do know is that I woke up in the polar bear enclosure at Sea World. The bears seemed to accept me as one of their equals, which begs the question of what the hell did I do after I lost you that night?
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