I'm more a fan of sweet and sour.

I pretty much only use sweet and sour sauce as a condiment with eggrolls.

How'd you know I use it! I didn't know you used it with me...Have we met?

In was in Chinatown in San Francisco about 2 years ago, remember? Dude you were drunk as **** .

Drunk......drunk.....Hmmmm I can't remember.....I was drunk?

Wasted. We got kicked out of a Chinese restaurant for singing a song about Asian ******* . Vid related, it's the song.

I must have been reaaaaaally out of it...How could I forget that! Wait, weren't you that guy that shoved the chopstick up the waitress's ass when she picked up a napkin?

Yup, that's me. Blamed the whole situation on the Indian guy next to us, and then she kicked the **** out of him. I was so wasted I shouted "K.O.!" like the Street Fighter announcer when she was done. And the only thing I was found guilty of was not giving a single **** .

Oh yeahhhhhh, wasn't he so pissed that his face was so red and we made that bomb joke and he just stormed out of the place? That was ******* awesome. And there was that little hispanic dude sitting next to me on the other side of us trying to ask me if I had a burrito! Silly man was way off his sombrero

Because they'd TOTALLY have bean burritos inside a Chinese joint, right?

Wait, was he even Mexican? I think he might have just been a Filipino. Your ass didn't hurt the next day, did it?

Man, if he were filipino like me, he would have just tried to hug me and **** . Filipinos never know how to keep their hands to themselves... They're like really loud, touchy-feely, uncles that we all have. Anyways, I'm more interested in the towel-headed fellow that was sitting behind me. What time was it, cause he was either interpretative dancing, or he was praying....

I'm pretty sure it was around 11, because that's when my watch stopped.

11? I thought It might have been later...maybe you just didn't look at your watch for maybe five hours after?