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Fedora Warning Below. Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest

Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest uploads. I've got some new weights, and a whole slew of other things, I'm going all the way with this. (oh, and since a few people on a different thread of stuff a week ago wanted pictures of me now, bam. Here they are. OP delivered, a little late, but delivered.)

Hey Funnyjunk. Pokemone here. I' m nothing special
on this site, no great DC creator, no great comment
master or anything like that. Just an artrage user,
whos trying to prove himself. Anyway, this is more for
myself than anyone else. And maybe to show a few
people out there what we can do when we put our
minds to it.
If you look down here, We taken a few snapshots of
myself. As you can see, I' m just your artrage
overweight neckbeard otaku sort of person.
See? I don' t really think
of myself as ugly, buil
could be better either
way. We gota belly the
size of Phanact' s ego. Hell, whyt rrc) , I'
on the
bandwagon.
Look, We wen gota
fedora, harma' t worn it
since high school, but
either way, I own it.
the point here. I have made it my
personal goal to get in shape. Not
just lose this weight, but get in
proper shape. its not thatl don' t
have any muscle, I can lift more
than I weigh, buil don' t look
particulary fit. I want to look my
best.
So, I' m going to be working out
ermey day, regulating my diet, and
just doing general e: -musty gross
type stuff that we all hate to do, and
get my fatass to be fit. So ermey month, on the last day of the month for
the next year. I' m going to upload something
detailing my progress, you don' t have to give me
thumbs or anything, thats not the point of this. By
uploading this, I have proof that this is my goal.
This is something that will motivate me, and maybe
by the end of it, motivate some others like me.
THEIR I' m a fatass now, I' m going to get in
Wish me luck friends! shape, this is so I' ll motivate myself everyday.
leant to look better than what I do now. And
I' m hoping for the help ofyou good people.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #72 - pokimone [OP]
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Hey everyone, there was so much support and so many people deciding to join in on getting in shape that I made a specific channel for it. If you want to join us as FJ gym buddies, just come here!

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-fitness
User avatar #127 to #72 - phanact
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There's also this
www.funnyjunk.com/fitness
User avatar #129 to #127 - pokimone [OP]
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I've never seen that before! Thats cool! Now theres a thread and a channel. I'm going to browse through all of this. Thanks mate!
#55 - phanact
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My ego isn't even that big


I'm just the worlds first self proclaimed orange astronaut, as well as president of multiple imaginary countries
#348 to #55 - navar
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Comment Picture
#125 to #55 - machobeasttwo
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Hey, good on ya man
#111 to #55 - dewlimely
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(08/01/2013) [-]
That sounds like a reason to be popular. (:
I want to be president of imaginary countries too.
#216 to #111 - anon id: 18462198
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User avatar #271 to #55 - shaddowmarshal
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(08/01/2013) [-]
So all in all a ******?
User avatar #207 to #55 - TarnRazor
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact, are you even trying? You don't even begin to impress me until you do a barrel roll.
#219 to #55 - anon id: 2d1f850a
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You're amazing, thank you for quite a few things.
#386 to #55 - anon id: fb0acf0b
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(08/01/2013) [-]
But I bet your dildo is bigger.
User avatar #387 to #386 - phanact
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I have one somewhere...
#391 to #55 - anon id: 327af2d7
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/01/2013) [-]
FCK U phanact
#439 to #55 - anon id: 3d1e4e92
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(08/01/2013) [-]
cunt
#570 to #55 - anon id: 445bd972
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact. Just wanted to say that I don't understand all of the hate and that I actually really like you. People insult you ALL THE TIME and I have only seen you lose your cool a few times. You almost always reply politely and with much restraint. I admire that because I don't think I could handle it as well as you. In fact, I know I couldn't.
Anyhoo... that's it. Have a great day!
User avatar #642 to #55 - thascomrad
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Also the first orange phanact
User avatar #242 to #55 - happyfox
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(08/01/2013) [-]
do you have phangirls?
#254 to #55 - quasimbo
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Comment Picture
#435 to #254 - anon id: fff6ab09
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watch this and listen to "cannibal corpse - intestinal crank" at the same time.
#511 to #435 - tehinternetzguy
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#637 to #511 - theturtletrolley
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**** off this isn't Facebook
**** off this isn't Facebook
#307 to #55 - hypotheticals
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#370 to #307 - anon id: af5c2056
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(08/01/2013) [-]
******* die.
User avatar #70 to #55 - meganignog
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Hi Phanact

-insert .png here-
#362 to #55 - anon id: 8aa33fc9
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phanact
User avatar #57 to #55 - pokimone [OP]
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Honestly, I hope I didn't offend you dude, it was meant in good humor.
#440 to #57 - iRetaliate
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He is right though, I don't think anything is even NEARLY that big...  jokes  I'm sorry  You seem like a swell fellow  A swellow  Hi, I forgot to introduce myself.  I'm iRetaliate  We can be BFFL's if you like  Or not, that's fine too  Give it some consideration
He is right though, I don't think anything is even NEARLY that big... jokes I'm sorry You seem like a swell fellow A swellow Hi, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm iRetaliate We can be BFFL's if you like Or not, that's fine too Give it some consideration
#52 - anon id: 54d00ffd
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(08/01/2013) [-]
That's a tribili, not a ******* fedora.
User avatar #258 to #52 - greenstrongworld
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You mean ******* trilby don't you?
User avatar #59 to #52 - pokimone [OP]
Reply +144 123456789123345869
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Well, I guess that makes me one step closer. I don't have a fedora anymore.
User avatar #504 to #59 - folkflunky
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10/10 would be your friend.
User avatar #625 to #504 - pokimone [OP]
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Then friends we are!
User avatar #646 to #625 - folkflunky
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I, I... I don't know what to say. Let's have hardcore sex.
User avatar #608 to #59 - dagreatmax
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Dude just do some martial arts, you'll make friends and get in shape. Go for some Kyokushin karate, imo it's the most interesting one because when you do your belt test, you work out, do you kata and then do a kumite (a big spar with the people in the dojo and a real one, you might go vs a green belt or even a brown belt)
#182 - sloot
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Hey man, I used to be fat too (before my "before" picture) I just wanted to post my progress from this last year. I too have decided to devote myself to fitness and I just wanted to wish you luck. Every part of you will want to quit the first couple weeks but just fight through it and your body will adapt. If you want any advice as far as meal plans or a workout routine, I have been dedicated for awhile now and would be happy to help. I know from experience that having like minded people during this drastic lifestyle change can make all the difference in not falling off the wagon. Good-luck
User avatar #276 to #182 - unoriginalaccount
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I'm sorry for this.
It looks like you made hardly and progress for a years worth of time.
User avatar #417 to #276 - rhc
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Just cause he still doesn't have any abs to speak of doesn't mean he didn't make progress. His pecs are noticeable now, so that's something. also, his arms are bigger.
User avatar #634 to #417 - unoriginalaccount
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Anyone can get arms like that in 4 months time.
A year of working out he should have bigger arms.
He also needs to cut some fat.
#657 to #276 - sloot
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well I lift every day.. I am up to 6'4" 230 lbs. I am stronger than most people I see in my college campus gym and most importantly I feel healthy and confident. I know I have a long way to go to get shredded but I am definitely on my way, and will get there some day . Also my arms are actually pretty big I could show you a better pic from a different angle but i'm sure you don't care
User avatar #547 to #276 - trivdiego
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pecs are more important than abs
any girl besides a 15 year would choose a guys with pecs and biceps over a twig with abs
User avatar #633 to #547 - unoriginalaccount
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Who's talking about abs?
Pecs look like they've improved but overall he's made hardly any progress at all.
His arms look the same, his stomach looks the same, and even his pecs look like they could improve more.
Not only that but I'm willing to bet his traps look the same too.
Girls don't just look at pecs and biceps.
They look at traps, back, pecs, biceps and triceps.
I'm ready for the red thumbs by some butthurt neckbeards.
#661 to #633 - trivdiego
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sorry im dumb
#335 to #182 - anon id: 03bd57e3
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you look worse
#304 to #182 - pukki
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>Fat
User avatar #372 to #182 - niggernazi
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but the pic clearly shows that you loosed your girlfriend
#190 to #182 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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> i used to be fat

>fat
User avatar #339 to #190 - Hurrrdurrr
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" I used to be fat too (before my "before" picture)"
#106 - SpicerHyx
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You go OP! Rooting for ya!
You go OP! Rooting for ya!
#97 - anon id: 1e5e490f
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(08/01/2013) [-]
What the **** is this ****?

First of all, where's the funny?

Second of all, you shouldn't **** up the website with your garbage.

Thumbed down.
#108 to #97 - mrsexmuffins
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#148 to #97 - anon id: 00ad8f96
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i agree.. the amount of asbergers in this ************* post is so hight, i almost shat a burger out of my ass...
(and i dont give a **** about how discriminant im beeing)
User avatar #171 to #97 - pickstar
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******* ****. Wake up and see this isn't funnyjunk, this is FAMILYjunk. We're a great big community, and we may be massive phanacts, but we phanacts stick together. Some of my best friends I made on FJ. Okay, one friend. But he's ******* awesome.
#247 to #97 - gare
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#249 to #97 - anon id: 6c5ea302
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u r a stpid fuk how can u liek somthing so stupd stop psting stpd fcking **** grow up u immature fcking **** kid
#479 to #97 - faridahmalik
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User avatar #101 to #97 - justforthisvideo
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Where the **** is the funny in your comment then? Log in and comment like a man.
User avatar #98 to #97 - pokimone [OP]
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Thats why I made the channel to keep everything within one place. Come tomorrow, I'm going to set the channel to private so it doesn't clog everything up. I'm sorry if I upset you though, that wasn't my intention my friend.
#138 to #98 - lesmiserables
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What channel?
User avatar #139 to #138 - pokimone [OP]
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www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-fitness I made us all a fitness channel!
#143 to #139 - lesmiserables
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That's cool, bro! I'll see if I can gather the motivation to be a part of it. It was actually my plan to get into shape anyway.
#310 to #98 - leximusmcgivor
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You are the worst type of user on here. You can deny it all you want but we all know you're nothing more than just your typical thumbwhore. Go eat a bag of dicks and **** off.
#2 - winnen
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User avatar #3 to #2 - pokimone [OP]
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Not 30 yet, we'll see what happens though.
#15 to #3 - kingsombra
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You can do it!
User avatar #7 to #3 - winnen
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you'll nail it
#214 - fyourahole
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I'll just leave this here
#107 - lamnad
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You can do it Bro.
You can do it Bro.
User avatar #248 to #107 - xtremehivoltage
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If I was the mouse I would just give up

So I could be Deadmau5
#436 to #107 - boylan
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Hah that fits with eye if the tiger.
#176 - irokk
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You had me at "Phanact's Ego"

Go for it, you could be a nice looking, ******* stud!