Fedora Warning Below. Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest
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Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest uploads. I've got some new weights, and a whole slew of other things, I'm going all the way with this. (oh, and since a few people on a different thread of stuff a week ago wanted pictures of me now, bam. Here they are. OP delivered, a little late, but delivered.)

Hey Funnyjunk. Pokemone here. I' m nothing special
on this site, no great DC creator, no great comment
master or anything like that. Just an artrage user,
whos trying to prove himself. Anyway, this is more for
myself than anyone else. And maybe to show a few
people out there what we can do when we put our
minds to it.
If you look down here, We taken a few snapshots of
myself. As you can see, I' m just your artrage
overweight neckbeard otaku sort of person.
See? I don' t really think
of myself as ugly, buil
could be better either
way. We gota belly the
size of Phanact' s ego. Hell, whyt rrc) , I'
on the
bandwagon.
Look, We wen gota
fedora, harma' t worn it
since high school, but
either way, I own it.
the point here. I have made it my
personal goal to get in shape. Not
just lose this weight, but get in
proper shape. its not thatl don' t
have any muscle, I can lift more
than I weigh, buil don' t look
particulary fit. I want to look my
best.
So, I' m going to be working out
ermey day, regulating my diet, and
just doing general e: -musty gross
type stuff that we all hate to do, and
get my fatass to be fit. So ermey month, on the last day of the month for
the next year. I' m going to upload something
detailing my progress, you don' t have to give me
thumbs or anything, thats not the point of this. By
uploading this, I have proof that this is my goal.
This is something that will motivate me, and maybe
by the end of it, motivate some others like me.
THEIR I' m a fatass now, I' m going to get in
Wish me luck friends! shape, this is so I' ll motivate myself everyday.
leant to look better than what I do now. And
I' m hoping for the help ofyou good people.
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User avatar #72 - pokimone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
Hey everyone, there was so much support and so many people deciding to join in on getting in shape that I made a specific channel for it. If you want to join us as FJ gym buddies, just come here!

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-fitness
#55 - phanact, master of orange objects (08/01/2013) [+] (25 replies)
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My ego isn't even that big


I'm just the worlds first self proclaimed orange astronaut, as well as president of multiple imaginary countries
#52 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's a tribili, not a ******* fedora.
User avatar #59 to #52 - pokimone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Well, I guess that makes me one step closer. I don't have a fedora anymore.
#182 - sloot (08/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Hey man, I used to be fat too (before my "before" picture) I just wanted to post my progress from this last year. I too have decided to devote myself to fitness and I just wanted to wish you luck. Every part of you will want to quit the first couple weeks but just fight through it and your body will adapt. If you want any advice as far as meal plans or a workout routine, I have been dedicated for awhile now and would be happy to help. I know from experience that having like minded people during this drastic lifestyle change can make all the difference in not falling off the wagon. Good-luck
#190 to #182 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
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> i used to be fat

>fat
#106 - SpicerHyx (08/01/2013) [-]
You go OP! Rooting for ya!
You go OP! Rooting for ya!
#97 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
What the **** is this **** ?

First of all, where's the funny?

Second of all, you shouldn't **** up the website with your garbage.

Thumbed down.
User avatar #98 to #97 - pokimone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Thats why I made the channel to keep everything within one place. Come tomorrow, I'm going to set the channel to private so it doesn't clog everything up. I'm sorry if I upset you though, that wasn't my intention my friend.
#2 - winnen (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 to #2 - pokimone ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Not 30 yet, we'll see what happens though.
#214 - fyourahole (08/01/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#107 - lamnad (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can do it Bro.
You can do it Bro.
#451 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
don't be dumb, remember to run (also leg day, you aren't a man if you skip leg day)
#243 - mordakai ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Good luck man.
Wish you the best
#176 - irokk (08/01/2013) [-]
You had me at "Phanact's Ego"

Go for it, you could be a nice looking, ******* stud!
#20 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You look like a chubbier Leonardo di Caprio. If it works, you'll be one sexy ************ one day. Good luck.
User avatar #21 to #20 - heraske (07/31/2013) [-]
More like Orlando Bloom from Pirates of the Caribbean.
#141 - nITE (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT *clap claap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap*   
   
   
   
1+ For you
YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT *clap claap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap*



1+ For you
#112 - thefloppinater (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just take it one day at a time bro. I was overweight, so I started to workout and eat healthy. In 2 months I lost 25 pounds, and I'm still working on getting in better shape. Just because you don't see much progress at first doesn't mean that it's not working, don't get discouraged.
#16 - kingsombra (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was afraid this was going to be another "how to properly equip your fedora" post

Glad it wasn't, good luck OP!
+1
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User avatar #590 to #588 - pokimone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I agree actually... I mean... as much as I said I'd jump on the bandwagon in the post, he seems like a cool guy. I for one thumbed him up... He was really helpful with that link...
#538 - urghseventysix (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Phanact did something nice for you, you thanked him for it, and he's still thumbed down into oblivion
Phanact did something nice for you, you thanked him for it, and he's still thumbed down into oblivion
#224 - brondmaniac (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Godspeed, you glorious phanact.
Godspeed, you glorious phanact.
#189 - moevleboevle (08/01/2013) [-]
you can do it! I believe in you
you can do it! I believe in you
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