Driveway. .. The dick next door to me thinks he's entitled to park in my driveway when his own is full. We park behind him and box him. He doesn't have the balls to ask us t
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User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
The dick next door to me thinks he's entitled to park in my driveway when his own is full. We park behind him and box him. He doesn't have the balls to ask us to let him out so his car just ends up trapped there until someone has to move.
#2 - crimsonsplash (08/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That chair and jumper..
#38 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
#48 to #38 - dedaluminus (08/01/2013) [-]
1: First off, why is the government supposed to take care of you? Why should healthcare be free? My experience with government-run healthcare leads me to believe that it's not that great. Free healthcare is going to be shoddy because there's no profit in anything run by the government.
2: Okay, the education system could use an overhaul. Specifically, cutting summer vacation. I don't know why we have a two month gap for students to forget everything.
3: Both Germany and the UK have higher crime rates per capita, and Russia and Mexico both have nearly double the murder rate. Not double per capita, double. And that's just off the top of my head.
4: The national economy is ****** . But hey, we're not stealing all the citizen's **** to try to pay it off like Cyprus. We know damn well there's no way to pay it off, so we're not going to.
5: The American military is better trained, armed, manned, and equipped than the next ten lower ones. We did win WWII, not alone, but a victory nonetheless. And in terms of wars that can't technically be won, we came out on top as well. Except Vietnam. But you should be glad about war. Most of the technological advances and advances in medicine (especially trauma medicine) made in the last 70 years or so can trace their roots to our tendency to find someone who needs a kickin and apply the boot.
6: The US has less than 1% of people living below the world poverty line, and less than 10% of people below the national poverty line. The average in third world countries is above 30%. Try harder.
7: I don't have an iPhone, but if I did, I would know it was designed by American engineers, working for an American company, and programmed in a programming language that was invented by American programmers. Same thing for every computing device.
8: Mexico is fatter.

Conclusion: America! Yeah, it's okay I guess
User avatar #8 - McorncakeM (08/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
my next door neighbor has no parking signs in front of his house and he parks his car in the street in front of my driveway but on the other side of the street and every year when I get my fifth wheel out of storage His car prevents me from backing it up in the driveway. Coincidentally his car gets towed every year.
User avatar #16 to #8 - iambartichello (08/01/2013) [-]
why do'n't you just go ask him to move his car for a bit?..
User avatar #15 - Epicflail (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I live on the same street as a school so twice a day the road is blocked up with with parents dropping off the precious little ***** .
#25 - aslypancake (08/01/2013) [-]
**** yeah, America.
#35 - vladstronsy (08/01/2013) [-]
Well I can't argue with it because only a douche or an asshat parks in front of another's driveway.
#30 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
#34 - swagloon (08/01/2013) [-]
All you need now is to wear the flag on your head.
#31 - verycoolcat (08/01/2013) [-]
To block someones drive way is to completely ignore your surroundings because you don't care or to purposefully do it and think they won't notice, something typical of selfish pricks... so I see nothing negative about towing someones car if no other method can be immediately used.

Although I once used a coat hanger jimmied this car open, removed the parking brake (it was a standard), and pushed the car to the other side of the street because I thought it'd be funnier than calling a tow truck.
#6 - thepyras (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - fuckberries ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Well, it IS illegal to park in front of a driveway.
User avatar #65 - finblob (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wait, how did this become an America post?
User avatar #62 - KillerKlownKKK (08/01/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I had a boot (That didn't actually lock but hey) So I booted this assholes car for parking in my spot. He came a knockin. I just ignored him. He called the cops. Cops made me take the boot off and confiscated the boot. Next day my car was keyed so the next day I disassembled his brakes and left them in pieces on his roof and scratched into the car, "Touch my car again and I'll make you drink my dirty motor oil." My car has been fine for the last two years. and now we're friends. I'm his newborn son's Godfather.
User avatar #67 to #66 - KillerKlownKKK (08/01/2013) [-]
that's why I left the Tire off and the Brakes on top of his car. if he got in his car and drove and hurt himself with no tires and the car up on Jack stands he deserved it. if you don't know what a brake caliper assembly looks like when it's on top of your car You're stupid and the world is better off without you
User avatar #37 - neonnurse ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
In LBI, unless you're willing to walk or find some way to get to the lot after they tow your car (Possibly after a long day at the beach including having to carry a **** ton of crap with you)l, you never park in front of somebody's drive way.
#33 - borgbot (08/01/2013) [-]
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#23 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
aww yes jewnited states of americunts
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