kids back then.... Three Inca children who served as sacrifices 500 years ago were found to be drunk and stoned at the time of their death. The oldest, a 13 yea
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Three Inca children who served as sacrifices 500 years ago were found to be drunk and stoned at the time of their death. The oldest, a 13 year old girl, had chewed up coca leaves in her mouth when she died. Coca leaves are the plant from which cocaine is derived.The dry, cold conditions of their final resting place allowed them to mummify naturally and are among the best preserved specimens ever discovered.

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Submitted: 07/31/2013
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#4 - draxdiesel ONLINE (07/31/2013) [+] (18 replies)
how the fuck do you drink a child?
how the fuck do you drink a child?
#1 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well they said only the beautiful children were sacrificed...she doesnt look that hot. (Would probably bang her anyway)
User avatar #2 to #1 - rzrback (07/31/2013) [-]
She's be dead for 500 years, how hot did you expect her to be?!
#38 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I read that I thought it meant that they we're stoned to death and then people drank their blood. It's time for me to go to bed...
#40 - butchersteve ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Wow, now two of my favorite things are finally together.
Substance abuse and 13 year old girls...
I mean science! Yes, science.
#13 - junkinator ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ehh I'd fuck it
Ehh I'd fuck it
User avatar #50 - drhoffable (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
little did she know she would die and become and internet sensation.
User avatar #15 - whycanticaps (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well, usually it was a great honor to be sacrificed to the gods, only the best looking were sacrificed. So I imagine they threw a massive party before having their still beating hearts ripped out of them
#64 - nexcell (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one that knows coco leaf has no similar effects to the drug cocaine, the process to get cocaine and cocaine effects ffrom the coco leaf is a lengthy and very tough chemical process, which incas could not do, they werent stoned, just their mind was at ease from the leaf stimulant and they were drunk as shit.
am i the only one that knows coco leaf has no similar effects to the drug cocaine, the process to get cocaine and cocaine effects ffrom the coco leaf is a lengthy and very tough chemical process, which incas could not do, they werent stoned, just their mind was at ease from the leaf stimulant and they were drunk as shit.
User avatar #87 - callan (08/01/2013) [-]
I would be drunk and stoned off my ass, too, if I knew I was going to be sacrificed.
#59 - cheeba (08/01/2013) [-]
Am I the only one seeing the resemblance?
#49 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Funnyjunk sure loves posts that are stolen from ''I fucking love science'' on Facebook...seeing as they get so many thumbs all the time...
User avatar #16 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The problem is, chewing coca leaves won't get you high at all, unless you were to consume massive quantities of it. Chewing it gives a mild stimulant effect, like coffee; even modern farmers in south America chew it to get a small energy boost. Making cocaine from it requires extracting the main ingredient, a lot of it, and putting it through chemical processes. It's like saying you would get drunk from eating hops. It's Inca Red Bull
#11 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
HAIR samples? If the children were only drunk/stoned before being sacrificed, how could the evidence be in their HAIR? Wouldn't it be like a tree (where the wet years and dry years could be figured out by the rings in the tree) and take time before drugs developed in the hair?
Am I making sense?

And Might I have this completely wrong?
User avatar #12 to #11 - laky (08/01/2013) [-]
Their scientists who spend many years studying and working on this. I'm pretty sure they knew what they were doing.

If you still don't believe it then google it you lazy phanact
#86 - greenpyro (08/01/2013) [-]
Theres several of these kinds of mummies in museums, many of which were preserved since many were found frozen in the mountains. PERU!!!
User avatar #101 - theolor (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I spent around three minutes trying to find the joke before I realized that this was serious.
#78 - Laurenboo (08/01/2013) [-]
Apparently all three were fed cocaine and alcohol or at least a year before the sacrifice :/
#72 - kingpongthedon (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd always thought most drugs would only register in hair samples for about 6 months, guess I'm fucked for my next drug test.
User avatar #74 to #72 - immortalfear (08/01/2013) [-]
It'll stay in your hair untill you cut it out. So I've got around 5 years of data still on my head.
#31 - nextgenmidgett (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw comments about fucking 500 year old kid
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