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#28 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Tarantulas have a hard time biting at something under them, like a hand. they tend to telegraph their bites as well, by rearing back on their back legs while raising their front ones, as if to say "BACK THE **** OFF".

At this point, you just do what they're asking, and you're fine.
User avatar #98 to #28 - jonajon (08/01/2013) [-]
,but they are covered in highly irritant hairs that brush off on anything ... like eyes.
User avatar #40 to #28 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes, but how the **** do you back the **** off if they are standing on you?
User avatar #110 to #40 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
They can't bite downwards, even while standing up. They lunge forwards.
User avatar #276 to #110 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
So They'll bite a different part of you than that they are standing on, that's comforting.
User avatar #277 to #276 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
If they're on you, they aren't gonna be biting you. Spiders are fragile, and falling is scary. If you've got it to the point that its on you, you'd have to be trying to be bitten.
User avatar #278 to #277 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
Haha, I love tarantulas. I just wanted to see what you'd say.
#279 to #278 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
>Mfw GF wants a giant bird eater.   
(in case you didn't know, its a tarantula the size of a small dog)
>Mfw GF wants a giant bird eater.

(in case you didn't know, its a tarantula the size of a small dog)
User avatar #280 to #279 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
Eh, hand sized is good enough for me.
User avatar #281 to #280 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm hoping it somehow thinks its a dog and enjoys being petted. And walked on some kind of leash. That would so be the **** . Walk it right alongside my ball python, and just watch as people keep three blocks distance between us and them at all times.
User avatar #282 to #281 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
Perfect way to never be mugged.
User avatar #283 to #282 - brokentrucker (08/01/2013) [-]
Could you imagine the sheer terror of a mugger?

You're just chillin on a corner, your spider dog is doing its doo just out of sight, and some dude comes up with a knife in your face. "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY" And tehn your spider dog comes around the corner, pauses long enough for the mugger to get a look of him, them pounces at the guy. He'd be a poo rocket.
User avatar #284 to #283 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
He'd probably just have a heart attack and die on the spot.
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