Not for the Faint of Heart. saw this on my Wall - nearly jumped. He found it outside of his tent on the ground. Just picked it up and decided to put it on his f spider Face holycrap The Game
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Not for the Faint of Heart. saw this on my Wall - nearly jumped. He found it outside of his tent on the ground. Just picked it up and decided to put it on his f

saw this on my Wall - nearly jumped

He found it outside of his tent on
the ground. Just picked it up
and decided to put it on his face
spent the rest of the day
wearing the beast like ?'d badge
on his chest.
Did ll mention it' s adive?!?!?!
He called it Reese.
tll 1830) It
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - superduperpuper
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Ehw distgusting. Why didn't you stop him from that? I hope you won't allow your spider to keep that ginger do you?
#2 to #1 - superduperpuper
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Or is it light brown? I can't tell.
#4 to #2 - borgbot [OP]
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nope, he's a ginge
#5 to #4 - superduperpuper
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Make sure your spider gets rid of it. You never know where those gingers have been. maybe in bed with a girl.
#6 to #5 - borgbot [OP]
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this one's been pretty much everywhere XD
#3 to #1 - borgbot [OP]
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well, I did it too, just no picture
#247 to #3 - anon id: 14d37bb7
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #11 - rzrback
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What was your friends name before the spider over-powered him and named him Reece?
User avatar #60 to #11 - fuckingyourbuffalo
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Off topic, love your profile picture. Just saw them this past Sunday for the second time, they never disappoint!
User avatar #194 to #11 - guruofcancer
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That album was ******* great
#56 - megatrondecepticon
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#107 to #56 - anon id: a142b99a
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this made me shiver
User avatar #109 to #56 - toensix
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We need to breed those and use them as mounts.
#112 to #56 - ompalomper
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#193 to #56 - thehardcorechimp
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User avatar #214 to #56 - foxxywithpaws
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The question is... is it a spiderbear or a bearspider?
#250 to #56 - silverlance
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#74 to #56 - mrchubs
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#73 to #56 - ShockedNazi
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#28 - brokentrucker
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Fun fact: Tarantulas have a hard time biting at something under them, like a hand. they tend to telegraph their bites as well, by rearing back on their back legs while raising their front ones, as if to say "BACK THE **** OFF".

At this point, you just do what they're asking, and you're fine.
User avatar #98 to #28 - jonajon
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,but they are covered in highly irritant hairs that brush off on anything ... like eyes.
User avatar #40 to #28 - vatra
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Yes, but how the **** do you back the **** off if they are standing on you?
User avatar #110 to #40 - brokentrucker
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They can't bite downwards, even while standing up. They lunge forwards.
User avatar #276 to #110 - vatra
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So They'll bite a different part of you than that they are standing on, that's comforting.
User avatar #277 to #276 - brokentrucker
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If they're on you, they aren't gonna be biting you. Spiders are fragile, and falling is scary. If you've got it to the point that its on you, you'd have to be trying to be bitten.
User avatar #278 to #277 - vatra
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Haha, I love tarantulas. I just wanted to see what you'd say.
#279 to #278 - brokentrucker
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>Mfw GF wants a giant bird eater.   
   
(in case you didn't know, its a tarantula the size of a small dog)
>Mfw GF wants a giant bird eater.

(in case you didn't know, its a tarantula the size of a small dog)
User avatar #280 to #279 - vatra
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Eh, hand sized is good enough for me.
User avatar #281 to #280 - brokentrucker
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I'm hoping it somehow thinks its a dog and enjoys being petted. And walked on some kind of leash. That would so be the ****. Walk it right alongside my ball python, and just watch as people keep three blocks distance between us and them at all times.
User avatar #282 to #281 - vatra
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Perfect way to never be mugged.
User avatar #283 to #282 - brokentrucker
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Could you imagine the sheer terror of a mugger?

You're just chillin on a corner, your spider dog is doing its doo just out of sight, and some dude comes up with a knife in your face. "GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY" And tehn your spider dog comes around the corner, pauses long enough for the mugger to get a look of him, them pounces at the guy. He'd be a poo rocket.
User avatar #284 to #283 - vatra
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He'd probably just have a heart attack and die on the spot.
#70 to #28 - senseiweasel
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#84 - teckemeier
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Later that night, this happened
Later that night, this happened
#135 to #84 - cirruss
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how about no.
how about no.
User avatar #226 to #135 - srapture
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Source?
User avatar #236 to #226 - cirruss
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Birdy The Mighty
User avatar #239 to #236 - srapture
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Thanks duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
#241 to #239 - cirruss
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My pleasure dude.
#212 to #135 - anon id: 36e90e9c
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What the actual ****.
#121 to #84 - anon id: 43c789de
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uhhh what is that from?
User avatar #132 to #84 - grimagination
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sauce plz
User avatar #160 to #132 - xXxEttlyxXx
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From the movie The Covenant I'm 99% sure, awesome movie btw
#237 to #84 - thestuplafyer
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what the **** man
what the **** man
#273 to #84 - revanthewin
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#130 to #84 - greatgranpapy
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#161 to #84 - ugoboom
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#235 to #84 - joethefurball
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#85 to #84 - WhatIsGwaning
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#95 to #85 - bossguycumsplash
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#105 to #84 - paranoidzoid
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#91 to #84 - misfitsftw
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#67 - marsblackmon
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#7 - mrshrapnel
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SFW
#31 - shouldhaverolled
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#101 - datgermanguy
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<- Reese evolved after that
User avatar #106 to #101 - shumdek
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Don't worry guys, this is shopped. Whinged spiders havn't migrated out of Australia yet-
User avatar #210 - entarasu
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i have a tarantula as a pet and a raven am i weird?
#218 to #210 - zarcos
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