Who would win?. not mine, found on the internets. INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US SEEKS TO FINALLY ANSWER THAT AGE OLD . WHO WOULD MN Pl A FIGHT BATMAN OR SUPERMAN? BU
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Who would win?

not mine, found on the internets

INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US
SEEKS TO FINALLY ANSWER THAT
AGE OLD . WHO WOULD
MN Pl A FIGHT BATMAN OR
SUPERMAN?
BUT WE ALL KNOW TUE ANSWER
16 PRETTY OBVIOUS.
EXCUSE ME.
MASTER
SUPERGMAN.
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Submitted: 07/31/2013
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#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [+] (12 replies)
what about this fight?
#72 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Did no one point out the Kryptonite shooting sun has the batman symbol?
User avatar #88 to #72 - Silver Quantum (08/01/2013) [-]
you should work as a CSI detective
#1 - guruofcancer ONLINE (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
and this is the reason why there's no more superheroes
#151 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Batman always wins, not because he is stronger but because he has a larger fanbase.
User avatar #8 - loomiss (07/31/2013) [+] (54 replies)
Said it before this was reposted.
Batmans wins if prepared
Superman wins if batman isnt prepared
Goku beats all
#23 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (08/01/2013) [-]
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technically superman is smarter than both of them in a general sense, batman's fanatical devotion to solving crime makes him a better criminal reasoner, and tony stark is a technical genius when it comes to machinery and engineering. Superman is from an advanced race of beings and his mind, like his body. is supercharged by yellow sunlight. He reacts and processes things much more efficiently than the most powerful of supercomputers and many times faster than the most brilliant human. His downside is he is book smart, not street smart, and that he is a product of the primitive schooling Earth has to offer. Mentally he is way beyond batman and tony stark in raw ability, though might not have the genius elements that make them so successful. He has suggested batman redesign things upon just seeing a gadget since his mind works so quickly and can pick it apart and reassemble for efficiency. You dont often see him use his brain since A. its boring to watch someone think and B. if you can either set a cunning trap that is months in the making or just walk through the front door and punch them into submission, it is usually more expedient to do the latter.

TLR batman isnt much smarter than superman, though in terms of stealth and trickery he probably has a solid edge.
User avatar #125 - kargale (08/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
in the comics, batman kept kryptonite on him at all times, neatly placed in his belt so if superman ever tried to attack him (like when he turned evil) bruce can take him out with it, he also has a vault of all the different types of kryptonite, including pink kryptonite, which turns superman gay
User avatar #4 - worlddestroyguy (07/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
batman has a special plan to execut every member of the justice league
User avatar #169 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
Thats the problem with Superman, he's just too OP. Needs a nerf in the next patch.
#98 - Saundazzz (08/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
People are aware of this, right?
#159 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im just gonna leave this here

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User avatar #167 to #159 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
I think you left it somewhere else...
#200 - supersnake (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"But i didn't have to go easy on you. A different binding agent, a stronger mix... I want you to remember that. I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember the one man who beat you!"
User avatar #109 - junkyjunkjunk (08/01/2013) [-]
Well you are forgetting the fact that super gave Batman kryptonite artillery and suit to defeat superman in case he became evil
#92 - lambocj (08/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
THEY WERE INNOCENT BRUCE!!!
#62 - mikhailovych (08/01/2013) [+] (18 replies)
read "Dark Knight returns" by Frank Miller
Batman wins with a little skullduggery
User avatar #161 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
He could of just shot him with a Kryptonite gun.
User avatar #168 to #161 - WolfPrince (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman would never use a gun.
#160 - robinn (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#77 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if you're going to repost something do you have to use the same title
User avatar #84 to #77 - ryanfitzy (08/01/2013) [-]
If you're going to complain, do you have to use the same bitching moans like everyone else?
User avatar #143 - freddyhollensen (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks Superman is a gay superhero, and that except for Batman, the Marvel Universe is way, way better than DC.
#107 - TheExpertT (08/01/2013) [-]
superman comes from krypton which had a red sun. the radiation from the red sun is what saps his powers and makes him normal like he was on krypton. now, any material from krypton, aka "kryptonium" holds this red sun radiation. so, when he is close to it he loses his powers. he would not melt but every super villain in existence would destroy him. that's the ending i was hoping, yours just doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #25 - ichooseslowpoke (08/01/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Ok, there's no way this would happen. Light takes about 7 minutes to travel from the Sun to the Earth, so why does Superman's face melt immediately? He would have a good 14 minutes (minus Alfred's note delivery, plus the time gained that he's no kicking Batman into the Sun at the speed of light) to fly to the Fortress of Solitude and take shelter until the kryptonic rays stopped being produced.

Also, Batman would totally rape Superman up his Kryptonian ass using his intelligence.
#27 to #25 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Superman also has genius level intelligence. I like batman more but unless batman planned it out way ahead of time, there no point in even arguing, superman would tear him to shreds.
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