A victim of false advertisement. Source: Most likely repost.. For Sale Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have just bought met lies
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User avatar #6 - henryfordthegod (07/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
then why not buy the black shepherd
#7 to #6 - doctorhobo (07/31/2013) [-]
Consider it done
#9 - UberCreep (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bro, do you even retrieve?
User avatar #15 - anikinskywalker (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You moron, a Golden Retriever is made of gold and retrieves other things.
#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's ruff.
#31 - gameshredder (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - rieskimo (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - DasSpiel (07/31/2013) [-]
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#30 - theseventhalias (07/31/2013) [-]
Chocolate lab
#56 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #64 to #56 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
are we going to start THIS **** again?
#44 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #49 to #48 - ceaserbloodz ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry (Canada)
User avatar #55 - floogin (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So this entire time it wasn't my milkshakes bringing the black guys to my yard? It was my black lab? Seems legit
User avatar #20 - mikaelkid (07/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Damn, just watched Marley and Me..
#14 - doctorhobo (07/31/2013) [-]
Mfw 200 thumbs, thanks fellas.
User avatar #71 - wymlan (08/01/2013) [-]
If there isnt a Chinese millionaire that hasnt changed his name to Cha Ching then I dont see the point in money
+1
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#62 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
gurl walk up 2 tv
tvturn on
say "u die"
gurl fond 4 days l8er ded wif magots in her eys
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