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User avatar #22 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't necessarily understand why that would piss him off. help?
#23 to #22 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Because the purpose of buying a girl a drink is so that either A. She will appreciate the gesture and be more inclined to go on a date or have sex with you or B. She will get drunk and consent to sex. So it's a wasted drink from that standpoint.
User avatar #25 to #23 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but its not really something to get pissed off about in my opinion.
Girl is taken, sucks for him.

But then again, if it pisses you off, it pisses you off. I can't control your opinion.
#30 to #25 - jeffbstupid (08/01/2013) [-]
he's probably more pissed that she didn't tell him she was taken until after he already spent money on her.
User avatar #29 to #25 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Well the fact is that she was basically a total cunt about it. Instead of saying something along the lines of "No thank you, I'm here with my boyfriend" she says thanks and hands it to her boyfriend when in reality, she could've accepted the drink and still told him she had a boyfriend, or not have accepted the drink at all. Yet, she was a total cunt.
User avatar #35 to #29 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Well he should've asked first. Just getting handed a drink is kind of off-putting
"Here bitch drink this, i know i haven't spoken to you, but i need you to be drunk in order to have a chance"
User avatar #43 to #35 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Why? If you're at a bar what else are you there to do? Jump in the ball pit and dance around with Chuck E. Cheese? No, obviously, you're there to drink.
User avatar #45 to #43 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Of course but that doesn't mean you're out to get laid either. If a guy wants to hit on someone, it's polite to speak to them before trying to shove drinks down their throat right? Why waste your money and effort for someone who is taken? All that would have needed to be done was talk to her first instead of assuming she was single.
User avatar #46 to #45 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
You can't tell people how to act. If they're going to buy a girl a drink, so what? It's not like the'yre trying to get the female belligerently drunk so they can fuck. It's the ice-breaker. You buy a girl a drink, you sit next to her and talk. Is it really such a big deal that someone spends $8 on a drink for a girl you think might be interesting so you take a chance? It's like back in high school asking a girl on a date but she already has a boyfriend, except you're in a mature setting. Same rules apply, dude. But if a girl is taken, all she needs to do is say "I'm taken" then everyone can move on with their lives and the guy can go back to buying other girls drinks.
Big. Fucking. Deal.
User avatar #80 to #46 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
Seriously though, what does she do with the drink in that scenario?
User avatar #81 to #80 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Well it's not given to her yet because you're just offering to buy it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now if some dude just handed it to her, I would hope she wouldn't accept it
User avatar #82 to #81 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm picturing this as he has already bought the drink and its been given to her by a member of the staff.
User avatar #83 to #82 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Some people would approach it like that, yes. But the more sensible way is to ask first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
It appears that Psychosam was suggesting that

i think
User avatar #86 to #84 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
Trust me though mate, arguments take two people, but that is another subject.


So if one is bought a drink and physically has the drink, can one not give it to one's boyfriend? This is assuming one was not asked if one wanted the drink in the first place. Jesus Christ what has high school English class done to my writing.
User avatar #88 to #86 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Well, considering she probably knew it was flirting, it was kind of a bitch move to give the drink to her boyfriend and just say thanks with nothing else. That would genuinely piss me off because you could've been a decent human being and tell me that you're already spoken for. If she is physically handed a drink by a stranger at a bar, I would hope that she doesn't accept it because that is sketchy shit.
User avatar #89 to #88 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
I guess we see from two different perspectives then.

Personally, I'm looking at it from the perspective of the boyfriend, because I'm currently dating a girl who gets hit on a bit. I see giving the drink to her boyfriend as a clever way to kill two birds. Maybe if I'm single again I'll take another look at the situation.

tl;dr Yeah, I guess it'd piss someone off, but I might enjoy that fact a bit.
User avatar #90 to #89 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm in a relationship also and I could also see your point of view. The boyfriend didn't do any wrong, he's there with his girlfriend and she got hit on. I get that, but it was the females bitchyness that irked me a little
User avatar #85 to #84 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Yet she decided to act like a cunt first and basically say what I said just in a more misconstrued manner.
User avatar #87 to #85 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
fuck, see above.
User avatar #47 to #46 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Jesus you're retarded. If you do that then you're stuck with a drink you may not necessarily like, instead of that you could ASK and save yourself the money for whatever else. Also i'm not a "dude", so chill the fuck out, i don't know why you're so defensive. If a guy did that to me i'd think it was kind of rude. You shouldn't throw around your money as an ice breaker, be fucking funny or some shit, that would get a lot more positive attention from me then a guy just pushing me a drink. Plus if he asks first i can watch him order it and hand it to me, if i'm caught off guard i don't know what could be in that drink. It may sound silly but better safe than sorry.
User avatar #51 to #47 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
I would never personally hand a girl a drink because that seems rapey. When you buy someone a drink, you order it from a bar, then the bartender hands it to said female. I don't personally give a fuck if you're a dude. Defensive? Do you understand what that means? Because I'm just giving another perspective you stupid cunt.
User avatar #52 to #51 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
I thought perhaps if you realized it was from the point of view of a girl you'd realize how retarded you were but i guess not. So go fuck off if you're going to be a prick. I was simply conversing at first, you're the one who had to be douchey.
User avatar #55 to #52 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
And no one is shoving drinks down anyones throat.
The normal situation at a bar would be this:
*Guy walks up to girl*
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
*Girl either politely accepts or denies*
*Conversation continues unless she is spoken for*



IT'S A FUCKING ICE BREAKER EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT IT YOU STUPID BITCH
User avatar #57 to #55 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
LOLOLOLOLOL I'M DYING RIGHT NOW!!! Is this for real? Jesus now i know why people like to troll!!! Holy shit this is fucking funny.
User avatar #59 to #57 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you understand the definition of trolling?
User avatar #62 to #59 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
What happened you aren't going to call me a stupid cunt or a bitch again? Yeah keep your cool man, now you'll seem like the better person in this ridiculous argument xD
User avatar #63 to #62 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
No I don't have to anymore because you've already made that apparent yourself. No one is the better person in this argument because it's about how someone would approach a woman in a bar, plus it's on the fucking internet. God damn, get over yourself.
User avatar #65 to #63 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
lol sure whatever you say sweetie. Whatever makes you feel better xD
User avatar #68 to #65 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Why would any of what I said "make me feel better"? I swear you don't understand half the shit you type
User avatar #54 to #52 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Douchey? I'm sorry if I was insulted first and you got offended because I came back at you, but you know, you obviously don't fucking understand what goes on in a bar because you probably aren't even old enough to drink. Come back when you've been to an actual bar. And it's not retarded. Just because someone has a different way of approaching a girl in a bar doesn't make it retarded, it just makes you a bitchy cunt.
User avatar #56 to #54 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
lol am i being trolled right now? Cause this is fucking hilarious how annoyed you're getting from this pointless conversation xD

Please remove the stick from your ass, it might help you calm down a bit xD
User avatar #58 to #56 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Now I know you aren't old enough to be in a bar from that one comment.
User avatar #60 to #58 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
You're right i'm not, i'm 20. However imagining said situation isnt very difficult if you have half a brain.
User avatar #61 to #60 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Exactly, because I just explained how the situation would go in the above comment. Yet, you still wouldn't understand because you've never been inside a bar.
User avatar #64 to #61 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Just because you "explain" how it would happen doesn't mean i'd personally be any less off put by a guy just ordering me a drink without saying anything to me. That's just stupid. I don't give a fuck what you do, you're obviously an idiot, i was just offering my better solution which is oh so difficult to do, TALK to a woman, my god how could a man possibly do that?!?!?!
User avatar #66 to #64 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
>Can I buy you a drink
>Drink hasn't been purchased yet
>Conversation continues whether drink was purchased or not
>Everybody wins

Is it that hard to understand?
User avatar #67 to #66 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
That's what i was saying this whole time are you kidding me? Lol wow you really are fucking retarded.
User avatar #99 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Wow you must really have no life if this is the only form of entertainment right now. Have fun with your empty shell of a life
User avatar #100 to #99 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Got a little fight in you! I like that! Give me more baby more!
User avatar #97 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
if i was pissed off i would be throwing in insults but i don't quite feel like it. Also I thought you had "better things" to do and that I'm wasting your "precious time". It's quite entertaining to see you come back again and again just for some attention. This is probably the most attention you've been shown in quite a while huh?
User avatar #98 to #97 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
I really just find this amusing, this is the internet i don't care what you have to say about me, your life doesn't mean anything to me right now other than entertainment xD
User avatar #95 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
No i feel like wasting more of your "precious time" on funnyjunk. Someone has to act self important don't they? Even though they're on the internet on a comedy website. Yes, your time is sooooo precious
User avatar #96 to #95 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Still a little pissed off are we? Please keep going, It just makes me happier to see your bitchiness xD
User avatar #93 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
rage? pffft good one.
User avatar #94 to #93 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
lol in denial are we? Anyways quit wasting my time, or do you feel it necessary to get the last word in?
User avatar #79 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
And I'm glad thumbing down my comments is the only way you can feel empowered in this situation. Good for you!
User avatar #92 to #79 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Trust me sweetie i felt empowered when i made you rage like a little bitch. <3
User avatar #78 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
Now you're getting it!
User avatar #76 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
This is the internet, Idk you so I can give you attitude in any form I please.
User avatar #77 to #76 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Then that just makes you a jackass, but this is the internet so i suppose you wouldn't care. So i'll kindly tell you to go fuck off then.
User avatar #71 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
"I would never personally hand a girl a drink because that seems rapey."

If you read my past comment you would know that I agreed handing a woman a drink is off-putting because she does not know what's in that drink, what I did agree with, is approaching a woman at the bar, offering to buy her a drink as an ice-breaker. Obviously, you lack the reading comprehension skills to realize what I said.
User avatar #75 to #71 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Regardless, this whole conversation was pretty hilarious and you should take a break from the internet if you can't handle a simple conversation. Don't give people attitude for disagreeing with you, you just look like a dick.
User avatar #74 to #71 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh i must correct myself you did say something about that in the one where you had large bolded letters calling be a stupid bitch. My bad i was too busy laughing at how much you were raging and i must have mis read your pissed off replies.
User avatar #73 to #71 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
You never said anything about asking the girl if she wanted a drink in any of your replies, you just said you order it and have the bartender hand it to her. That's still no communication between the two. Jesus i have no idea why i'm even bothering anymore.
User avatar #69 to #67 - DoggyBouncer (08/01/2013) [-]
That's what I was saying what the fuck? You said talk to her without a mention of a drink. I said offer to buy her a drink as an ice-breaker whether she accepts it or not you're still talking, therefore the ice has been broken, you can go fuck yourself now over your immense stupidity and hardheadedness.
User avatar #70 to #69 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
I replied to your original comment saying "Well he should've asked first. Just getting handed a drink is kind of off-putting "
And you replied disagreeing, that obviously the woman is there to drink, so why ask? You're the dumbass here, learn to formulate a proper fucking reply if you want to be a dick.
#50 to #47 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Nobody is fucking forcing you to take the drink or drink it. It's just a fucking icebreaker. A way for a guy to see if you're interested before he approaches you. Also he's not throwing around his money, buying a $5 drink doesn't tell me a guy is rich, that's ridiculous. The dude buys you a drink, you take it, you guys start talking and at the end of it all. you leave him your number or tell him to bugger off. Plain and simple.
User avatar #53 to #50 - psychosamm (08/01/2013) [-]
Obviously no one is forcing it on you, all i'm saying is it would be more simple to simply speak to her first to save yourself the hassle. But whatever, makes too much sense i guess. If a guy honestly can't think of any other way to break the ice than ordering a drink there isn't much to be said for his creativity.
User avatar #32 to #29 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
Well maybe its because i've never been at a bar, but i thought buying a drink was done from afar.
#37 to #32 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5378899 at Furries ** Do you like wasting money?
User avatar #72 to #37 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
well is she expected to give it back to him?

Flirting involves risk.
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