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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - fyaq
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I met this really hot girl at the bar, she tossed me her address and said "come over later noone will be home"

I went over later expecting to get laid, but noone was home.
#38 to #3 - cokemule
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Retoast
Retoast
#36 to #3 - mossycabbages
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Thumbs for everyone in this comment chain I don't even care
#34 to #3 - anon id: 0a60c1de
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Rodney Dangerfield Joke
Please site your sources.
#33 to #3 - anon id: 0a60c1de
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Rodney Dangerfield Joke
0/10 Didn't Laugh.
#26 to #3 - thomasleinan
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(08/01/2013) [-]
DUDE, I HAD MY MOUTH FULL OF FOOD NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!
#24 to #3 - anon id: 065648d9
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You stole that joke from a comedian.
User avatar #27 to #24 - fyaq
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(08/01/2013) [-]
that joke has been around since the 1920s.

nothing is original nowadays.
#18 to #3 - kristernorge
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(08/01/2013) [-]
who is Noone? Peter Noone? or do you mean "no one"?
User avatar #17 to #3 - sockprague
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You get no respect.
User avatar #11 to #3 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Did you steal anything?
User avatar #28 to #11 - fyaq
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(08/01/2013) [-]
the dog.

i was promised sex, and goddamnit I will not be denied.
#31 to #28 - jtastic
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Waiting for someone to roll that comment
Waiting for someone to roll that comment
User avatar #15 to #11 - vatra
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Yes, he stole back what little dignity he could manage by leaving before anyone noticed him. Also, I bet she give him the address of a neighbor that was on vacation.