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#22 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I don't necessarily understand why that would piss him off. help?

#23 to #22 - anon id: 065648d9

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Because the purpose of buying a girl a drink is so that either A. She will appreciate the gesture and be more inclined to go on a date or have sex with you or B. She will get drunk and consent to sex. So it's a wasted drink from that standpoint.

#25 to #23 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Yeah, but its not really something to get pissed off about in my opinion.
Girl is taken, sucks for him.

But then again, if it pisses you off, it pisses you off. I can't control your opinion.

#30 to #25 - jeffbstupid

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(08/01/2013)[-]

he's probably more pissed that she didn't tell him she was taken until after he already spent money on her.

#29 to #25 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well the fact is that she was basically a total cunt about it. Instead of saying something along the lines of "No thank you, I'm here with my boyfriend" she says thanks and hands it to her boyfriend when in reality, she could've accepted the drink and still told him she had a boyfriend, or not have accepted the drink at all. Yet, she was a total cunt.

#35 to #29 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well he should've asked first. Just getting handed a drink is kind of off-putting
"Here bitch drink this, i know i haven't spoken to you, but i need you to be drunk in order to have a chance"

#43 to #35 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Why? If you're at a bar what else are you there to do? Jump in the ball pit and dance around with Chuck E. Cheese? No, obviously, you're there to drink.

#45 to #43 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Of course but that doesn't mean you're out to get laid either. If a guy wants to hit on someone, it's polite to speak to them before trying to shove drinks down their throat right? Why waste your money and effort for someone who is taken? All that would have needed to be done was talk to her first instead of assuming she was single.

#46 to #45 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

You can't tell people how to act. If they're going to buy a girl a drink, so what? It's not like the'yre trying to get the female belligerently drunk so they can ****. It's the ice-breaker. You buy a girl a drink, you sit next to her and talk. Is it really such a big deal that someone spends $8 on a drink for a girl you think might be interesting so you take a chance? It's like back in high school asking a girl on a date but she already has a boyfriend, except you're in a mature setting. Same rules apply, dude. But if a girl is taken, all she needs to do is say "I'm taken" then everyone can move on with their lives and the guy can go back to buying other girls drinks.
Big. *******. Deal.

#80 to #46 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Seriously though, what does she do with the drink in that scenario?

#81 to #80 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well it's not given to her yet because you're just offering to buy it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now if some dude just handed it to her, I would hope she wouldn't accept it

#82 to #81 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I'm picturing this as he has already bought the drink and its been given to her by a member of the staff.

#83 to #82 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Some people would approach it like that, yes. But the more sensible way is to ask first.

#84 to #83 - srskate

Reply0

(08/01/2013)[-]

It appears that Psychosam was suggesting that

i think

#86 to #84 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Trust me though mate, arguments take two people, but that is another subject.

So if one is bought a drink and physically has the drink, can one not give it to one's boyfriend? This is assuming one was not asked if one wanted the drink in the first place. Jesus Christ what has high school English class done to my writing.

#88 to #86 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well, considering she probably knew it was flirting, it was kind of a bitch move to give the drink to her boyfriend and just say thanks with nothing else. That would genuinely piss me off because you could've been a decent human being and tell me that you're already spoken for. If she is physically handed a drink by a stranger at a bar, I would hope that she doesn't accept it because that is sketchy ****.

#89 to #88 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I guess we see from two different perspectives then.

Personally, I'm looking at it from the perspective of the boyfriend, because I'm currently dating a girl who gets hit on a bit. I see giving the drink to her boyfriend as a clever way to kill two birds. Maybe if I'm single again I'll take another look at the situation.

tl;dr Yeah, I guess it'd piss someone off, but I might enjoy that fact a bit.

#90 to #89 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I'm in a relationship also and I could also see your point of view. The boyfriend didn't do any wrong, he's there with his girlfriend and she got hit on. I get that, but it was the females bitchyness that irked me a little

#85 to #84 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Yet she decided to act like a cunt first and basically say what I said just in a more misconstrued manner.

#87 to #85 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

****, see above.

#47 to #46 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Jesus you're retarded. If you do that then you're stuck with a drink you may not necessarily like, instead of that you could ASK and save yourself the money for whatever else. Also i'm not a "dude", so chill the **** out, i don't know why you're so defensive. If a guy did that to me i'd think it was kind of rude. You shouldn't throw around your money as an ice breaker, be ******* funny or some ****, that would get a lot more positive attention from me then a guy just pushing me a drink. Plus if he asks first i can watch him order it and hand it to me, if i'm caught off guard i don't know what could be in that drink. It may sound silly but better safe than sorry.

#51 to #47 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I would never personally hand a girl a drink because that seems rapey. When you buy someone a drink, you order it from a bar, then the bartender hands it to said female. I don't personally give a **** if you're a dude. Defensive? Do you understand what that means? Because I'm just giving another perspective you stupid cunt.

#52 to #51 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I thought perhaps if you realized it was from the point of view of a girl you'd realize how retarded you were but i guess not. So go **** off if you're going to be a prick. I was simply conversing at first, you're the one who had to be douchey.

#55 to #52 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

And no one is shoving drinks down anyones throat.
The normal situation at a bar would be this:
*Guy walks up to girl*
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
*Girl either politely accepts or denies*
*Conversation continues unless she is spoken for*

IT'S A ******* ICE BREAKER EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT IT YOU STUPID BITCH

#57 to #55 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

LOLOLOLOLOL I'M DYING RIGHT NOW!!! Is this for real? Jesus now i know why people like to troll!!! Holy **** this is ******* funny.

#59 to #57 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Do you understand the definition of trolling?

#62 to #59 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

What happened you aren't going to call me a stupid cunt or a bitch again? Yeah keep your cool man, now you'll seem like the better person in this ridiculous argument xD

#63 to #62 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

No I don't have to anymore because you've already made that apparent yourself. No one is the better person in this argument because it's about how someone would approach a woman in a bar, plus it's on the ******* internet. God damn, get over yourself.

#65 to #63 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

lol sure whatever you say sweetie. Whatever makes you feel better xD

#68 to #65 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Why would any of what I said "make me feel better"? I swear you don't understand half the **** you type

#54 to #52 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Douchey? I'm sorry if I was insulted first and you got offended because I came back at you, but you know, you obviously don't ******* understand what goes on in a bar because you probably aren't even old enough to drink. Come back when you've been to an actual bar. And it's not retarded. Just because someone has a different way of approaching a girl in a bar doesn't make it retarded, it just makes you a bitchy cunt.

#56 to #54 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

lol am i being trolled right now? Cause this is ******* hilarious how annoyed you're getting from this pointless conversation xD

Please remove the stick from your ass, it might help you calm down a bit xD

#58 to #56 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Now I know you aren't old enough to be in a bar from that one comment.

#60 to #58 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

You're right i'm not, i'm 20. However imagining said situation isnt very difficult if you have half a brain.

#61 to #60 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Exactly, because I just explained how the situation would go in the above comment. Yet, you still wouldn't understand because you've never been inside a bar.

#64 to #61 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Just because you "explain" how it would happen doesn't mean i'd personally be any less off put by a guy just ordering me a drink without saying anything to me. That's just stupid. I don't give a **** what you do, you're obviously an idiot, i was just offering my better solution which is oh so difficult to do, TALK to a woman, my god how could a man possibly do that?!?!?!

#66 to #64 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

>Can I buy you a drink
>Drink hasn't been purchased yet
>Conversation continues whether drink was purchased or not
>Everybody wins

Is it that hard to understand?

#67 to #66 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

That's what i was saying this whole time are you kidding me? Lol wow you really are ******* retarded.

#99 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

Reply0

(08/01/2013)[-]

Wow you must really have no life if this is the only form of entertainment right now. Have fun with your empty shell of a life

#100 to #99 - psychosamm

(08/01/2013)[-]

Got a little fight in you! I like that! Give me more baby more!

#97 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

Reply0

(08/01/2013)[-]

if i was pissed off i would be throwing in insults but i don't quite feel like it. Also I thought you had "better things" to do and that I'm wasting your "precious time". It's quite entertaining to see you come back again and again just for some attention. This is probably the most attention you've been shown in quite a while huh?

#98 to #97 - psychosamm

(08/01/2013)[-]

I really just find this amusing, this is the internet i don't care what you have to say about me, your life doesn't mean anything to me right now other than entertainment xD

#95 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

No i feel like wasting more of your "precious time" on funnyjunk. Someone has to act self important don't they? Even though they're on the internet on a comedy website. Yes, your time is sooooo precious

#96 to #95 - psychosamm

(08/01/2013)[-]

Still a little pissed off are we? Please keep going, It just makes me happier to see your bitchiness xD

#93 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

Reply0

(08/01/2013)[-]

rage? pffft good one.

#94 to #93 - psychosamm

(08/01/2013)[-]

lol in denial are we? Anyways quit wasting my time, or do you feel it necessary to get the last word in?

#79 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

And I'm glad thumbing down my comments is the only way you can feel empowered in this situation. Good for you!

#92 to #79 - psychosamm

(08/01/2013)[-]

Trust me sweetie i felt empowered when i made you rage like a little bitch. <3

#78 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Now you're getting it!

#76 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

This is the internet, Idk you so I can give you attitude in any form I please.

#77 to #76 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Then that just makes you a jackass, but this is the internet so i suppose you wouldn't care. So i'll kindly tell you to go **** off then.

#71 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

"I would never personally hand a girl a drink because that seems rapey."

If you read my past comment you would know that I agreed handing a woman a drink is off-putting because she does not know what's in that drink, what I did agree with, is approaching a woman at the bar, offering to buy her a drink as an ice-breaker. Obviously, you lack the reading comprehension skills to realize what I said.

#75 to #71 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Regardless, this whole conversation was pretty hilarious and you should take a break from the internet if you can't handle a simple conversation. Don't give people attitude for disagreeing with you, you just look like a dick.

#74 to #71 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Oh i must correct myself you did say something about that in the one where you had large bolded letters calling be a stupid bitch. My bad i was too busy laughing at how much you were raging and i must have mis read your pissed off replies.

#73 to #71 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

You never said anything about asking the girl if she wanted a drink in any of your replies, you just said you order it and have the bartender hand it to her. That's still no communication between the two. Jesus i have no idea why i'm even bothering anymore.

#69 to #67 - DoggyBouncer

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(08/01/2013)[-]

That's what I was saying what the ****? You said talk to her without a mention of a drink. I said offer to buy her a drink as an ice-breaker whether she accepts it or not you're still talking, therefore the ice has been broken, you can go **** yourself now over your immense stupidity and hardheadedness.

#70 to #69 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I replied to your original comment saying "Well he should've asked first. Just getting handed a drink is kind of off-putting "
And you replied disagreeing, that obviously the woman is there to drink, so why ask? You're the dumbass here, learn to formulate a proper ******* reply if you want to be a dick.

#50 to #47 - anon id: 4ffdba0b

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Nobody is ******* forcing you to take the drink or drink it. It's just a ******* icebreaker. A way for a guy to see if you're interested before he approaches you. Also he's not throwing around his money, buying a $5 drink doesn't tell me a guy is rich, that's ridiculous. The dude buys you a drink, you take it, you guys start talking and at the end of it all. you leave him your number or tell him to bugger off. Plain and simple.

#53 to #50 - psychosamm

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Obviously no one is forcing it on you, all i'm saying is it would be more simple to simply speak to her first to save yourself the hassle. But whatever, makes too much sense i guess. If a guy honestly can't think of any other way to break the ice than ordering a drink there isn't much to be said for his creativity.

#32 to #29 - srskate

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well maybe its because i've never been at a bar, but i thought buying a drink was done from afar.

#37 to #32 - Dwarf

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(08/01/2013)[-]