The Ultimate Showdown. . As a compromise, we agreed to prove who is most Amaerican. The laser must leave for old country. aid? Thiing' Come way to settle this.
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The Ultimate Showdown

As a compromise, we agreed to prove who is most Amaerican.
The laser must leave for old country.
aid?
Thiing' Come way to settle this.
K‘ -dank
All that practice
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Submitted: 07/31/2013
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User avatar #43 - lordreginald (08/01/2013) [-]
San Andres Master Race.
#39 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#36 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #36 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
make a new one, name it "somethingsomethingdarkside"
#31 - tomtomvdp (08/01/2013) [-]
We need a mod for this ASAP
User avatar #37 to #31 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
a mod? but its in the game already....
User avatar #44 to #37 - tomtomvdp (08/01/2013) [-]
SIgh... a mod to play against Dmitri.
User avatar #45 to #44 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
thats what i was talking about
User avatar #46 to #45 - tomtomvdp (08/01/2013) [-]
You can bowl with Dmitri ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
ya, but you have to do every activity with michelle and roman and cant miss anything, you also get a special achievement at the end for doing this
#28 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #27 - nigletfarmer (08/01/2013) [-]
the Title reminded me of this old gem The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫)
User avatar #35 to #27 - hammarhead (08/01/2013) [-]
thank god someone remembered!
#23 - theseventhalias ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I like bowling with Roman.
#20 - crazyolitis (07/31/2013) [-]
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#19 - doesthislookunsure (07/31/2013) [-]
THIS should of been the final boss battle
THIS should of been the final boss battle
#18 - mikaelkid (07/31/2013) [-]
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#16 - fabelousnagger (07/31/2013) [-]
Would be awesome if he was a random taxi driver that talked about his amazing bowling skills in GTA 5
Would be awesome if he was a random taxi driver that talked about his amazing bowling skills in GTA 5
User avatar #30 to #16 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
The carmageddon mod, so beautiful.
User avatar #32 to #30 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
what does it do? turn the world into Maximum Overdrive?
User avatar #33 to #32 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
No, it makes it so that all over the car's wheel are moving at the highest speed and have a high amount of momentum.

You can download it here if you want to: www.moddb.com/mods/gtaiv-carmageddon
User avatar #34 to #33 - jacksipian (08/01/2013) [-]
thats lame, id rather have maximum overdrive and then call emilio estevez to come bail me out
#26 to #16 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
wut?
#14 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Does this... does this really happen?
#21 to #14 - fcrocker (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, but only if you go on every date with Michelle and don't miss a single activity with roman.
This ending also unlocks a secret achievement.
User avatar #12 - killingsin (07/31/2013) [-]
The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫) That title.
#8 - snerus (07/31/2013) [-]
#40 to #8 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#7 - heafi (07/31/2013) [-]
You're not American, you're not even wearing a flag on your head!
You're not American, you're not even wearing a flag on your head!
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