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iwillwin. veyr' .; = : cri: isic tla
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we you lane that 11} million pounds maple syrup was melee from
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million pounds
01' the government'' reserve
Me new up you even steel 10 million ppm nus at maple emu p, where
tit! you hide it weal Yoo even tlt) stitt it
why clues the manatrain government have a maple syrup reserve
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#129 to #3 - sacker
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#24 to #3 - asmathiel
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User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf
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How is there even that much maple syrup in a position to be stolen?!
User avatar #112 to #12 - thedungeonmaster
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Thats a nice avatar you got there...
User avatar #13 to #12 - shadowm
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Man that was only 1/3 of the governments reserve, we have wayyyyy more here in Canada
User avatar #14 to #13 - luthervonappledorf
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This raises so many questions...

How do you store it? Is it in a massive container under Quebec or something? Like a giant underground lake of syrup with a giant moose guarding it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - shadowm
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Our Moose riding Sasquatch army guards it, we hide it under lake Superior, due to the difference in viscosity the water sits on top and disguises it perfectly
#16 to #15 - luthervonappledorf
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... You clever bastards...
... You clever bastards...
User avatar #63 to #16 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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I'm from Canada and can confirm that nobody will believe you
User avatar #55 to #15 - witislimited
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You idiot, now they know where it is!
#140 to #15 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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User avatar #149 to #140 - shadowm
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Yeah, I realized that, but it was too late, and regardless almost indefinitely will a more viscous substance be more dense as well.
#46 to #15 - anon id: 6af4467b
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How was it stolen?
User avatar #90 to #46 - thatawesomesexyguy
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they crawled under the giant moose on the back of a grizzly bear and siphoned it out with hose
User avatar #1 - runescapewasgood
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Wow wtf it's actually legit...

www.montrealgazette.com/news/million+maple+syrup+stolen+Quebec+recovered/7336807/story.html

$20 million worth of maple syrup ($19.4M USD; 12.7 British Pounds)

They stole 16,000 45-gallon barrels.
#79 to #1 - harleycurnow
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£12.70? just a few small tubs then?
User avatar #4 to #1 - threadz
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I thought it was just a stereotype...
User avatar #9 to #4 - kingarturi
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owe have at least one bottle of maple syrup in our house at all times. it's delicious on pretty much everything.
User avatar #43 to #9 - namnori
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evn pasketi?
User avatar #33 to #9 - commontroll
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Even spaghetti?
#88 to #33 - redryumaru
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Especially spahgetti.
User avatar #61 to #33 - kingarturi
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i know some people who do but i don't.
User avatar #10 to #1 - redrex
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ut the real question is: how the **** did they steal it unnoticed?
User avatar #38 to #10 - threadz
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Canada doesn't have guards, so people probably just assumed they were supposed to be transporting it.
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User avatar #120 to #1 - rhiaanor
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Twas the greatest heist in history
User avatar #159 to #1 - dubslao
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i read 12.7 pounds and I thought it was an Inflation joke then I saw you correct it.


:c
User avatar #2 to #1 - runescapewasgood
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12.7M* British Pounds - mb
User avatar #25 to #1 - napsterfreak
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The “hot” syrup will be under lock and key, and monitored by surveillance cameras.
No arrests have been made at this point.

>No arrests
"Sorry we caught you stealing you maple syrup"
User avatar #39 - foelkera
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Are there syrup cartels in Canada?
User avatar #59 to #39 - timmywankenobi
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yes, and if you cross them you end up at the bottom of the river in sticky shoes.
User avatar #21 - ishallsmiteyou
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GUYS, HEY!!!

We have a maple syrup reserve since we're one of VERY few countries that can produce authentic maple syrup. We pretty much export it everywhere, so we need a **** ton of it. We're pretty much the world's syrup supply.
User avatar #26 to #21 - blamie
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>We're
When is the last time you got a treetap and a pale and went and collected syrup? Last time I checked "We" is for a group, one which you are not part of. I don't have a giant cache of thermonuclear weapons, my country does. There is a difference, retard.
#41 to #26 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #29 to #26 - amuzen
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We're as in the country of Canada. it's acceptable to say we're in terms of citizenry, it's considered a group, plus there's more to exporting something than just gathering it and by some extension if you're paying taxes in canada you're helping to export maple syrup to the rest of the world even if it is by a nearly insignificant amount on an individual level, this means that he belongs to a group albeit a group sizing in the hundreds of thousands. that helps to export maple syrup to the rest of the world.
It's called patronism and it's used everywhere, like someone might say "we' saved your asses back in world war 2" but that doesn't literally mean that you and a group literally saved that persons ass back in world 2 you're referring to the country and it's people that you belong to it's a perfectly acceptable use of the English language.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ishallsmiteyou
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...I work in a sugar bush every spring
User avatar #30 to #26 - nuclearnarwhal
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INTERNET ARGUEMENT TIME!!!






Cunt
User avatar #35 to #26 - iamwilldabeast
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Why are you so butt hurt about that guys comment?
User avatar #51 - residentblackman
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Well, due to Canada's low amounts of oil, engineers have developed syrup-powered engines which are expected to completely replace gasoline engines by 2017.
User avatar #107 to #51 - adrilazzaro
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I thought canada had tons of oil reserves, they just weren't being dug up yet
#137 to #107 - herpderpherpity
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Canada has similar amounts of oil to saudi arabia, who has the most in the world, it's just largely found in the tar sands that are expensive to produce oil out of.
User avatar #131 to #107 - killerliquid
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Well, the oil sands up in Alberta are getting siphoned out.
User avatar #56 to #51 - natanhiel
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I guess 'merica has something new to steal then
User avatar #64 to #56 - keiishiyama
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Nah, the oil companies have the government in their pockets, and they kill/remove anyone and anything that threatens their profit margins. Canada is safe.
#57 - thomasmiller
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User avatar #65 to #57 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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yea well your classmate's half sister is a whore
#66 to #57 - drewbridge
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Man, I don't know how to tell you this, but your classmates half sister is a high end prostitute. They only need to use craigslist for a few hours to get several lineups.    
   
Not everyone here wants to get cornholed by strangers, take your lucrative and kinky business elsewhere.
Man, I don't know how to tell you this, but your classmates half sister is a high end prostitute. They only need to use craigslist for a few hours to get several lineups.

Not everyone here wants to get cornholed by strangers, take your lucrative and kinky business elsewhere.
#87 to #66 - scoobi
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User avatar #83 to #66 - opvv
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That gif is terrifying.
#89 to #66 - deathklokiller
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bad zaglo BAD!
#148 to #89 - dsrtpnk
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#102 - persevs
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Seems like Deadpool finally decided to eat these pancakes.
#5 - incest
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Canada, **** yeah.
Canada, **** yeah.
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#108 to #68 - nephis
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oh you mean like your healthcare? oh oh wait you mean your phone calls and internet history, right

sorry, I got a little miffed there, sorry
#109 to #108 - iHAXnoobs
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User avatar #86 to #68 - scoobi
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Canada has freedom too.
User avatar #69 to #67 - LookinHereWhy
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it doesn't appear to be well done
User avatar #71 to #67 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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Maple syrup.