The source of humanity's strength. . I Anonymous (/ ) 22: 56 KB, 800x600, imperials, jpg) You see our enemy overthere men? I pity them. Our foes are outnumber u
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The source of humanity's strength

I Anonymous (/ ) 22: 56
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You see our enemy overthere men? I pity them.
Our foes are outnumber us three to one. They have spent more of time training than you' been alive. They' re fast and they' re mean, and by the end of the day today every single one of them will be dead.
You see men, our opponents are probably the strongest and most agile creatures in the known galaxy, but they are no soldiers. They live in harmony with their planet' s ecosystem. There is no pollution, no wars, no disaster and no famine- This bond between them and their planet has
formed them into mighty creatures. They believe mankind is impure and our philosophies are completely monstrous. They believe that, with the power of their natural prowess and their spirituality, they can wipe humanity from existence.
They are dead wrong.
While they have been sitting around eating food that virtually fell into their laps, we have been stabbing our best friends in the back for a scrap of bread.
While they have been singing tales of the harmony and magic of nature, we have watched our children wither away to husks from a bloody plague.
While they have sat sunning their wretched furry hides in open calm meadows, we have clung desperately to survival in frozen tundras and barren deserts.
Our suffering has become our strength. Despite the best attempts of nature, God and even our fellow man, humanity stands strong.
Humanity can endure anything, a fact that those sorry fools don' t understand.
Let us enlighten outdoes to the unyielding spirit of mankind. Within all how the blood , soldiers and murderers.
Shred their bodies with a storm of lead!
Tear their organs out with your bayonets[
Crush their skulls underneath your iron boots!
SLAUGHTER THEM ALLI"
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#1 - schnizel ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
10/10
Would die for the Emperor.
#10 - heafi (07/30/2013) [-]
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#2 - snowshark (07/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
And then they all get shredded by superior Tau firepower.
User avatar #5 - noamk (07/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
this could be applied to the american march on the west against the native american tribes that fought them.
this sounds like it could fit right in to a pre-battle speech of some moustachioed general speaking to his troops atop a big black bronco, right as they march on a roaring hollering horde of horse riding tribesmen wielding bows and axes.
maybe it's just me, but this sounds like a movie i'd watch the **** out of.
#4 - oosulley (07/30/2013) [-]
HUMANITY, **** YEAH!
User avatar #12 - MyRoflTank (07/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
where could i find more literature like this?
#23 - xardian (07/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You ever thought bout that in many sci-fi or fantasy storys there are creatures wich are war-dominated and therefor evil... but... so is mankind, we are just like that!
User avatar #29 to #28 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/31/2013) [-]
Indeed, it's like how white people colonised other continents and found black people and attempted to destroy the **** out of them for no other reason than cultural difference. In movies where aliens invade earth and such and decimate the human population for whatever reason, would that really be so different from what humans have done to others countless times in the past? naw man, this shiet is 2 deep
User avatar #20 - cmcdftw (07/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Anyone have a wallpaper size version of that picture?
#25 to #24 - willowwolf (07/31/2013) [-]
For the God-Emperor, and the Imperium of Mankind.
#11 - monkeybrains ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - millennial (07/31/2013) [-]
Some idea I've had for a futuristic sci-fi story.
Pretty much an alien triad destroys Earth for reasons unknown. The colonies become blood thirsty for revenge and prepare to wage a war with the triad. The triad's three races consists of an insect-hive race that performs the role of basic infantry, a race of dinosaur-like creatures that form the triad's vanguard and heavy infantry, and a group of avian-looking race that forms the head of the trio focusing on politics, espionage, recon, and they make up the bulk of the triad's armada of Destroyers and special forces.

Each of the human colonies focuses on a different kind of warfare. The Japanese colonies focus on espionage and stealth warfare, the Russian colonies focus on heavy warfare, the american/british colonies make up the standard infantry, and so on (kind playing on stereotypes). Mars becomes the new capital of the colonies after Earth is destroyed and is ran by a committee of elected officials from each of the major colonies.

The story would rotate between individuals from both the alien races and human races.
I dunno. Just something cool I thought of.
User avatar #32 - dunkleosteus (07/31/2013) [-]
I think it's the selfish, warring, survival, never-give-up attitude that makes us successful as the dominant species on the planet. It would probably be the same thing on any other planet as well. With all the diversity of life, the one species that would rise up would probably be the one most like us. I don't think we're special at all. I don't think we have a special "human spirit". I think we just hit the universal recipe for an intelligent species on the head. Intelligent life would probably be a lot like us.
#35 - pentol (07/31/2013) [-]
hey guy. remember me?
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