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Why New Programmers Get So Angry

I learned this when teaching my close friend how to make simple programs in C#

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#1 - empithree (07/30/2013) [+] (17 replies)
the longer you program the less you care
the longer you program the less you care
User avatar #16 - useroftheLOLZ (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wrong, how it actually is...

>Compile
>Okay, 253 errors, lets just fix the code
>Okay finished, recompile
>5 errors
> **** , must have ****** up spelling a word
>Okay, there it is, and... compile
>794 errors
>WHAT THE **** ?
>Okay, the book says I have to insert this line of code, and that should fix everything
>...And... done, compile
>623 errors
>WHAT THE ACTUAL **** ? ITS A WORD FOR WORD COPY OF THE ONE IN THE BOOK
>Alright, might as well debug it
>WHAT THE HELL IS VECTOR CODE? AND WHY IS C++ TELLING ME TO INSERT IT?IM JUST TRYING TO PROGRAM THE ******* TITTLE SCREEN! WHY DOES IT NEED RANDOM ******* NUMBERS, THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE IN THE RANDOM BATTLE SEQUENCE CODE, WHICH IS SEPARATE TO THIS!
> ******* FINE
>*Raises hand*
>Prof. Can you take a look at this?
"Sure, give me a second."
"Alright, lets see... Ah, there's your problem, you have not completely given up on your social life, memorized every single line of code for C++, Linux, and HTML, in existence, sold your soul to Cthulhu, and made the necessary virgin sacrifices to the void. Fix that, and you should be good, did you even read the beginning of the book? The first chapter is dedicated toward it."
#99 - deadpoolman (07/31/2013) [-]
most of funnyjunk right now
most of funnyjunk right now
#4 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Isn't it stupid to show off that you actually just forced it to write Error Count 1-9?
User avatar #39 - WolfRider (07/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>make post about coding
>suddenly whole site is programmer
#6 - cousin (07/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
At least with PHP you get full error details.
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#10 - sarc (07/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#146 - andovaredoras (07/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
By quickly looking at the comments..i can tell that i'm the only person here who knows pretty much nothing about programming or those 'languages'...
By quickly looking at the comments..i can tell that i'm the only person here who knows pretty much nothing about programming or those 'languages'...
#196 - apollyonyagami (07/31/2013) [-]
>see comment section
>every one knows how to computer
>i don't even computer
>start to hit keyboard ramdomly
>just learned how to code
>now i even program
#70 - eringe (07/31/2013) [+] (30 replies)
I find it funny that there are so many jobs available for programmers etc that are unfilled, and one post about programming appears and suddenly ALL of FJ is a master at C++ (etc)   
   
I personally never got into it too much, 3D modelling, some work in game engines and a buttload of photoshop seems more fun
I find it funny that there are so many jobs available for programmers etc that are unfilled, and one post about programming appears and suddenly ALL of FJ is a master at C++ (etc)

I personally never got into it too much, 3D modelling, some work in game engines and a buttload of photoshop seems more fun
#209 - kaxu (07/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW i spend 2 hours to find where was the error in my code, try everything, and suddently notice i have forgotten a ; at the end of one line
MFW i spend 2 hours to find where was the error in my code, try everything, and suddently notice i have forgotten a ; at the end of one line
User avatar #170 - hasanaat (07/31/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Which programming language is the best, in terms of usefulness for jobs.
User avatar #211 to #202 - jonnyfunk (07/31/2013) [-]
**seems legit**
User avatar #108 - thegamerslife (07/31/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I tried it once...realized it was going to make me a very angry individual. now I'm dabbling in 3D modeling.

autodesk.com/student
join, get 3ds max for free. js
#106 - dyejordan (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**dyejordan rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Here, this should help! ** hey... umm... you gonna eat that white space?
#48 - collegedood (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #4041517 at Items **
What if I told you that you had a linker error?
#20 - voidekatwo (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Objective-C master coding language.
inb4applefag

If you've ever used Obj-C you'll understand how much of a beautiful language it is.

I like PHP too.
#238 - XboxJunky (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not C++ but still sort of relevant, this took me about an hour and a half to do in the Unreal Development Kit and all it does is pull up an empty level where a bot and I can run around and shoot each other.
#217 - aslypancake (07/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know a single thing about programming. it's too complexicated for me.
#197 - announcement (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Code doesn't work.   
> I have no idea why it doesn't work!   
>Code works.   
> I have no idea why it works!
> Code doesn't work.
> I have no idea why it doesn't work!
>Code works.
> I have no idea why it works!
#125 - wingeddemon (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not trying to advertise here but my friend and I are making games for Android market, aka Google play. our team/studios name is Squid Squad Studios or SSS for short. if you would like to see the games we created they are called:
-Pixel Jumper - First game, really simple game, updating this month, like impossible game
-Space Waver - Second game, can't update, lost keycode, like moonlander
-Pixel Path - Third game, just finished it last week, updating it soon for bogs and glitches

I am not trying to advertise, maybe a little, but this is the second time I posted something this and probably the last time I will post it. I just thought this was kinda relevant. Also, if you give a **** , can you rate it and tell us how you like it or dislike it.

TL;DR: My Friend and I make games for android and we are called Squid Squad Studios
#204 to #125 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
>not trying to advertise

>advertises
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