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#52 - danielhargadine
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, a father was putting his daughters to bed when one of the daughters asked, "Dad, why is my name Rose." He smiled and answered, "Well, the day you came home from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your forehead and thus we named you rose." The second daughter asked, "So why am I named Tulip?" "Well, you were born outside of a beautiful tulip field and thus we named you Tulip." Then his third daughter asked, " HURR DURR #YOLO SWAG ******!!!1!!" "SHUT THE **** UP CINDER BLOCK!"