I'm Called "Ouch".. My Dad Dropped The Spoon On His Toe.. Dropping a swan and naming war Chinese kid after the noise It makes Hal , "Trusts' Share: what Emu 4?
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I'm Called "Ouch".

My Dad Dropped The Spoon On His Toe.

Dropping a swan and naming war Chinese kid after the noise
It makes
Hal , "Trusts'
Share: what Emu 4? litre's 'Tetsuo
l. write something,
Harvey:)
risa. i: shan We CEMENT
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#9 - retrochris (07/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
can't do because..
#1 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This poor child was named earthquake.
#35 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
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#2 - walkerjam (07/30/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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#52 - danielhargadine (07/31/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, a father was putting his daughters to bed when one of the daughters asked, "Dad, why is my name Rose." He smiled and answered, "Well, the day you came home from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your forehead and thus we named you rose." The second daughter asked, "So why am I named Tulip?" "Well, you were born outside of a beautiful tulip field and thus we named you Tulip." Then his third daughter asked, " HURR DURR #YOLO SWAG ****** !!!1!!" "SHUT THE **** UP CINDER BLOCK!"
#21 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I ******* hate chinese. they are racist, close-minded, old-fashioned, chauvinistic etc. Everywhere they stay, they need chinatown. Chinatown is everywhere, you named it. LA California, Orlando Florida, DC, Arizona, Arkansas, Chicago, Georgia, New York...almost every city in America. They have very extreme fanatical patriotism towards China, the motherland and race. They are not loyal, suspicious and looking down towards other races. Imagine if other people behaving like that. In NYC we might have Nigeriatown, SouthAfricatown, Lebanesetown, Iraqitown, Mexicantown. At least other people are not like Chinese. This is the reality, just ask people who ever dealt with them. ******* chinese.
#34 to #21 - slysixtyfourwii ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Racist against Chinese... Because they're racist.
#46 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#27 - SILENCEnight (07/31/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at Dreams ** Nathan you ******* smartass... That was hilarious.
User avatar #53 - paradox (07/31/2013) [-]
well no **** thats talented ****** spoon. its asian. have you seen a cirque du soleil?
User avatar #56 - tredbear (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #67 to #56 - nuclearnarwhal (07/31/2013) [-]
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#65 - hudis (07/31/2013) [-]
Mfw the main reason foreigners name their children this way is so that they will not be looked down upon and ostracized from American society forever.
User avatar #42 - localcatbarber (07/31/2013) [-]
Funny Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry comedy sketch! 'Your name, sir?' - BBC Reminds me of...
User avatar #74 - ffffyou (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder if works with wooden ones
User avatar #75 to #74 - asked **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
"Bong!"'

"Okay kid, your name's Bong."
#61 - maxmoefoe (07/31/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I said calm the fuck down. **
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I said calm the fuck down. **
#41 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #31 - eatchickendaily (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**eatchickendaily rolled user killerliquid ** My kid's Chinese name
#18 - captainkrobin (07/31/2013) [-]
Clonk. I used a wooden spoon.
User avatar #10 - rikter (07/30/2013) [-]
This is actually quite a feat if you are not of the Chinese persuasion.
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