Animals. Source: paintraincomic.com/instincts/. MINIMALS HEW INSTINCTS I MUST MD THEN EM WET BARE
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#1 - monkeybrains ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
#20 - incest (07/31/2013) [-]
"I must defend the young"
"I must defend the young"
User avatar #23 to #20 - flyingflufferflow (07/31/2013) [-]
the more i watch this, the more pissed i get at that asshole knocking him down.

reminds me of shane from the walking dead with that fat dude.
User avatar #2 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Does anyone else wonder what the human's first instinct is?
User avatar #6 to #2 - amegaara (07/31/2013) [-]
they just sleep at first from all the screaming but after that putting everything in their mouth is the way to go
#15 to #2 - chikkachikkayaa (07/31/2013) [-]
In all honesty I'm pretty sure a human's first instinct is to breathe...
User avatar #8 to #2 - vicsix (07/31/2013) [-]
We're the only creatures that naturally crave sugar, so maybe we just want to be fat ***** ?
User avatar #10 to #2 - allinall (07/31/2013) [-]
born to suck tits man. thats the first "insticnt" we have
User avatar #4 to #3 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
I meant before they hit puberty man.
#5 to #4 - lean (07/31/2013) [-]
This pretty much sums it up until puberty.
#18 - arcticassassin (07/31/2013) [-]
I must find dicks.
User avatar #7 - istoleyoursoxs (07/31/2013) [-]
Beavers build damns all the time for no reason. I volunteered at the Royal Botanical Gardens for a few weeks and one very frequent jobs they had me do was go out and set beaver damns on fire or destroy them with a shovel or sledgehammar (of course without beavers in them) The beavers would already have a nice home for themselves but they would, for some weird reason, go and build damns at every single river. It was ridiculous! The damns would cut off the flow of water to all parts of the nature reserve and kill tons of rare plants and animals.
#11 to #7 - John Cena (07/31/2013) [-]
and their instinctual drive to do this is an amazing part of nature
User avatar #12 to #7 - spamalope (07/31/2013) [-]
They're trying to steal all the water
User avatar #16 to #7 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
the sound of trickling water annoys them
User avatar #21 to #7 - ianistheman (07/31/2013) [-]
The damns would cut off the flow of water to all parts of the nature reserve and kill tons of rare plants and animals.

They dont give a dam
#13 to #7 - John Cena (07/31/2013) [-]
Beavers don't create dams as a home (although most of the time they do live in them). The primary purpose for most beaver dams is to create an area of still water so that the beavers can catch fish (if the water was flowing, then the fish would move with the current).

TL;DR, it's not entirely for no reason.
#9 - notafunnyguy (07/31/2013) [-]
dogs eat **** /vomit because there natural instinct is to cover their tracks while roaming so they dont lead any other predators their way. plus their tastebuds are entirely different than ours
User avatar #24 to #9 - incontinence (07/31/2013) [-]
Actually they eat their **** because allot of today's dog food (particularly the cheap stuff) has so much salt a sugar it makes their **** no longer smell like **** . You might be right about the vomit though, i don't know why they do that.
#26 - maxmoefoe (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
It is my opinion that instincts can actually be translated into things that give please.

Maybe birds are happy when the fly south.
#19 to #17 - yusay ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
And not because it gets ******* cold?
User avatar #27 to #19 - srskate (08/01/2013) [-]
maybe being ******* cold pisses them off?
#14 - John Cena (07/31/2013) [-]
clearly one been around humans too long.....
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