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but the minotaur was created after Zeus ****** some woman AS a bull right? guys?
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Actually the Minotaur was born after the King of Crete, Minos, kept a bull and his wife fell in love with it. That might have been the only thing that Zeus didn't start.
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savirleo
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I think it was Poseidon that made her fall in love with the bull
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supervillanus
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Wow, the gods were some ****** up dudes.
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savirleo
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The guy wouldn't sacrifice the bull, so he decided to punish the mortal
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hattaz
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No.... The myth doesn't even involve Zeus, it involves Poseidon who got pissed off that a king wouldn't give him an offering so he made his wife **** a bull and give birth to that thing.
>Zeus related
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commontroll
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Also, that king was a son of Zeus. So, pretty funny there.
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MY ENTIRE HALF YEAR OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY IS A LIE!!!
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