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#44 - ofalo (07/31/2013) [-]
but the minotaur was created after Zeus ****** some woman AS a bull right? guys?
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#54 to #44 - Silverseraph (07/31/2013) [-]
Actually the Minotaur was born after the King of Crete, Minos, kept a bull and his wife fell in love with it. That might have been the only thing that Zeus didn't start.
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User avatar #62 to #54 - savirleo ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I think it was Poseidon that made her fall in love with the bull
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User avatar #90 to #62 - supervillanus (07/31/2013) [-]
Wow, the gods were some ****** up dudes.
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User avatar #122 to #90 - savirleo ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
The guy wouldn't sacrifice the bull, so he decided to punish the mortal
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#48 to #44 - hattaz (07/31/2013) [-]
No.... The myth doesn't even involve Zeus, it involves Poseidon who got pissed off that a king wouldn't give him an offering so he made his wife **** a bull and give birth to that thing. >Zeus related
No.... The myth doesn't even involve Zeus, it involves Poseidon who got pissed off that a king wouldn't give him an offering so he made his wife **** a bull and give birth to that thing.

>Zeus related
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User avatar #109 to #48 - commontroll (07/31/2013) [-]
Also, that king was a son of Zeus. So, pretty funny there.
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#49 to #48 - ofalo (07/31/2013) [-]
MY ENTIRE HALF YEAR OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY IS A LIE!!!
Back to the content 'Zeus and his indiscriminate boner'
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