Oh, Beluga. .. I think he did that on porpoise
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Submitted: 07/30/2013
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#73 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #995 posted by ronnocx at Stuff and Things ** :
Well yeah. I don't think any of the bedrooms are fixed though.

*Stutter steps forward*

"That was why I followed you, Milady. Three rooms have been repaired, including the master bedroom for you."

Oh. I guess I do have a home you can stay in.
#63 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
It's some other sea creature, so I'm using this, because I never get to use it.
#60 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#58 - joesg (07/31/2013) [-]
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#77 to #58 - scootalooisyourgod (07/31/2013) [-]
It makes sense now...
User avatar #65 to #58 - garymuthafuknoak (07/31/2013) [-]
looks rather painful....
#57 - mcdubwise (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - tigerstyle (07/31/2013) [-]
I JUST ****** YOUR BITCH
#50 - daryldixon (07/31/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S ADOLPHIN
User avatar #53 to #50 - daryldixon (07/31/2013) [-]
IT'S ACTUALLY A BELUGADOLF
User avatar #47 - pwnedomega (07/31/2013) [-]
**pwnedomega rolled user fulfill ** You are now a belgua
User avatar #48 to #47 - pwnedomega (07/31/2013) [-]
Beluga*
#46 - babbylicious (07/31/2013) [-]
They also got an interesting taste in music
They also got an interesting taste in music
User avatar #76 to #46 - lordfuckerslives (07/31/2013) [-]
aww gosh, i remember that video.
it always made my day just bu watching it.
Mariachi Connecticut Serenades a Beluga Whale
#36 - ChristopherLloyd (07/31/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
reminded me of this
#26 - toosexyforyou (07/31/2013) [-]
Could someone please tell me how true this image is? I believed it but now I'm not so sure.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Ohforf ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Dolphins don't actually have prehensile dicks. They're just long, curved, and wavy to fit tightly into female dolphins' ******* , which have evolved to be a weird shape.

They are shaped like this to stop sea water from leaking in and ruining it.

And yes, I am a well-regarded expert on animal ***** , thank you very much.
User avatar #29 to #27 - toosexyforyou (07/31/2013) [-]
The articles I've been reading have said that a dolphin could use its dick to pull a human underwater but the part about the rape is untrue. And you just told me the opposite so now I'm not so sure what to believe
User avatar #30 to #29 - Ohforf ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
That's an urban legend. The origin is probably that the muscles at the base of the penis are very strong, so it can waggle its dick around as it wants. The important word is waggle; the dolphin can't make it wrap around anything.


Here's a source. The relevant bit is right before the video.

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Apparently elephants DO have prehensile dicks, though. Just not dolphins.
User avatar #31 to #30 - toosexyforyou (07/31/2013) [-]
Alright... I want someone to tell me that the part about them tracking one of the decoys to a dolphin rape dungeon is ******** .
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ohforf ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Sure. Dolphins don't bother to take you to a dungeon first. Ever seen those .gifs of dolphins jumping out and *********** people? They'll just rape you right there and then.

Of course, since rapists tend to be sadistic and dolphins can headbutt and bite you, you're probably going to die anyway.

According to a quick Google search, they cum in 40 to 60 seconds and ejaculate at roughly 180 mph. I have no sources for this, though, so take it with a grain of salt.
#25 - felixfj (07/31/2013) [-]
Hi
Hi
#62 to #25 - sabcy ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
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#22 - krazzykidd (07/30/2013) [-]
I think he did that on porpoise
User avatar #71 to #22 - thatguyinabox ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
He's having a whaleof a time.
#70 to #22 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Wow, Carlos from Magic School Bus has become significantly more...Aryan, judging by your picture.
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#21 - imonaboatman (07/30/2013) [-]
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#56 to #21 - dashattack (07/31/2013) [-]
that is the most bro eel i have ever seen...
#16 - manninex (07/30/2013) [-]
Beluga
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