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#44 - ethaniscool
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(07/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #44 - ronyx
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(07/31/2013) [-]
For the glory of Satan of course.
#80 to #56 - baconbiscuits
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(07/31/2013) [-]
>Going through divorce
>Find out wife is out being a dick vaccuum
>**** it, start hitting on women
>Hit it off with girl at my work
>We both work late shift
>In parking lot at midnight
>At one point she whispers in my ear
>"I hope you're looking for the same thing I am"
>Can't resist
>"To sacrifice the innocent to our lord and savior, Satan?"

Surprisingly, she laughed. Had an awesome night. Thanks, FJ.