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#109 - scottsummers (07/31/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me mario, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Koopa Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on your world, and I have over 300 confirmed levels. I am trained in koopa warfare and I’m the top koopa in the entire Koopa forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this level, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the nintendo? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of koopas across the Mario World and your coins are being traced right now so you better prepare for the shell, mario. The shell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lives. You’re ******* dead, plumber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare shell. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sliding, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Koopas Bowser's Castle and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plumber-ass off the face of your world, you little man. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” fireballs were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* star. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you overpowered hero. I will slide with fury all over you and you will trip on it. You’re ******* dead, plumber.
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