Greek. . tth" make us weak. The major Greek gods were born from a male and female titan. When the gods had sex with each other (and sometimes without even doing that) they produced childre
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#16 - pennydragon (07/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The major Greek gods were born from a male and female titan. When the gods had sex with each other (and sometimes without even doing that) they produced children who were gods, like Ares. Demigods came from a god coupling with a mortal.

Women make us weak, yeah right. By your logic it could be said that men make us weak. All the babies men make are weaker and weaker by your thinking, so women should just sleep with titans.
#30 - sonni (07/31/2013) [-]
It doesn't have anything to do with gender. A god that has a child with someone who is mortal is going to produce a weaker offspring no matter what. It would be the same if the woman was a god and the man was mortal.
It doesn't have anything to do with gender. A god that has a child with someone who is mortal is going to produce a weaker offspring no matter what. It would be the same if the woman was a god and the man was mortal.
User avatar #8 - wrinklynewt (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
except when a woman got mates with a man and makes a demigod...
User avatar #40 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That "woman" that the first titan had sex with also happened to be Mother Earth..
Either that or there was something I was missing when I was studying Greek mythology.
User avatar #72 - srskate (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Gods killed titans

Demigods have killed gods

warriors have killed demigods
#56 - swagloon (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
is that why you take it in the ass phanact?

[spoiler] also your repost is wrong; too wrong to even try to explain to you. penny does a good enough job. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4710817/Greek/16#16[/spoiler]
User avatar #57 to #56 - phanact (07/31/2013) [-]
I take it in the ass because I like dick in the ass
User avatar #52 - semperkillusmc (07/31/2013) [-]
man that girl can take some serious dick
#36 - tostito (07/31/2013) [+] (14 replies)
anyone said titans??
#104 - EdwardNigma (07/31/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Whoever made this has no understanding of Mythology.
Male and Female titans ****** to make gods. And who beat the **** out of the titans and locked their asses away? The gods, so they aren't exactly weaker I would say. When a male and female god **** , they create, lo and behold, ANOTHER GOD. Like Athena. Athena is rad. A Demigod is when a god gets it on with a mortal, so they become half god and half human. After that, the whole thing goes from bad knowledge of mythology to outright making **** up.
#79 - pikininja (07/31/2013) [-]
You do know that there were titans, gods, demigods, and plain old humans of each gender, right?
You do know that there were titans, gods, demigods, and plain old humans of each gender, right?
User avatar #73 - rplix (07/31/2013) [-]
But what if you have a man + female god?

Now it is man that is the weaker one.
User avatar #55 - spermbank (07/31/2013) [-]
*prepare to locate the feminist*
Technically, the same thing would happen if the man was mortal and the female was a god or any of the others, not just what the post says.
#25 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is not the fact that she is a woman that matters but the fact that she is a mortal
inb4 found the feminist
#26 to #25 - sytheris (07/30/2013) [-]
Technically Titans had Sex with other Titans to make Gods..
#101 - Greevon (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Two steps further.
User avatar #88 - tomowrath (07/31/2013) [-]
breeding with a mortal makes us weak.....
#81 - tdotlegitz (07/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
can someone clear up the fact that a titan is more powerful than a god? or why it was placed above it?
#85 to #82 - tdotlegitz (07/31/2013) [-]
aaaah i always thought titans were under gods, but i didnt really research it, thanks a lot bro
User avatar #70 - whereistherumgone (07/31/2013) [-]
'us'? What makes you think you started off as titan?
#62 - garuda (07/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
but.....who created titan?....
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User avatar #3 - beanmaniac (07/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
gods killed titans....
User avatar #4 to #3 - canihascheezburger (07/30/2013) [-]
No they trapped and tricked them
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