Now I've got a date. (Read Desc). I was at my friends house for a few hours and we were playing Minecraft on his Xbox (He only has 1 controller, so he told me t
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Now I've got a date. (Read Desc)

I was at my friends house for a few hours and we were playing Minecraft on his Xbox (He only has 1 controller, so he told me to bring my own so we can play splitscreen) and I realized I left my Xbox controller at my house, since I only live about 2 miles down the road from his house, I got back in my car, and drove back to my house to pick it up. When I came back I grabbed my phone, which I left on his couch before I left because I was too lazy to grab it before I left, and noticed that Facebook was left open, and this was the first thing I saw. I didnt know whether to kick his ass, or thank him, because now I have a date at my house with the most popular girl at school.

I know we dont talk much amand about, but Iwar wondering if
you ever wanted to go out Memetime?
Earleir
Uemm... I dont know. Ithink your cool and all, but I dont really
know if you' d beat me right; because we dent talk a lot; like you
aam.
Zachary -
Baby, Ithink you' re the most beautiful creature I have ever seen
In my entire life. Itwould be an honor's date such a woman with
such persim and such will. I have thought about this and I now
understand that I either ask you out now,, or pussy out But I am
NOT a pussy. lam a nice, kind, and loving man that would beat
you nice. Its rare to find men like me nowadays.
Carley -
that made me realize how much of a gentlemen you
are. I low men like you. No man has ever aam matte me before
c:. of course we can date ofyour being serious with a ofthis. I' m
free next thursday, how does that aound?
Zachary -
Sounds Great! How about about we meet up at my house? I can
make both of US a meal of Lobster and Butter! How does that
aound?
Carley m
perfect! Whats your mire's?
him Everett
Earle's
sinus's good! what: your f-?
alright! see you coon, baby! i.
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#22 - Furubatsu (07/31/2013) [-]
Let us raise a glass to the king of Wingmen
Let us raise a glass to the king of Wingmen
User avatar #5 - minnten (07/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Lobster's an expensive meal to **** up. Hopefully you actually know how to cook? Best of luck to you bud!
User avatar #21 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
lobster eh, she better put out.
lol, jk. good luck man, you deserve it for the courage that that took.
#20 - lostkezia (07/31/2013) [-]
Dayum, good luck man
#15 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Post picture of the girl you phanact.
User avatar #16 to #15 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
did you just call me...a Phanact? NO ONE CALLS ME A PHANACT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
#12 - laxwarriord (07/30/2013) [-]
Hope you know how to cook lobster XD Even i would have offered something a bit easier to land you in
#24 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Congrats man!

Are you going to actually make the lobster like "you" said?
#23 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Did the same thing to a girl but not over facebook and i got rejected
#13 - noteventrying (07/30/2013) [-]
Make sure to tell us how it goes. good luck.
#11 - ghostisaho (07/30/2013) [-]
you're doing it
User avatar #9 - mrhazzy (07/30/2013) [-]
You've got a bro for life.
User avatar #4 - therealpokemon ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Butter the lobster just right, and maybe she'll butter yours back ;D
#3 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
<,<
#1 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is difficult to believe

I have my doubts

then again, I'm a lowly anon
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