"Yeah, lets kill that with a stick". he has a point you know. I have a pretty strong belief that humans made it the top of the feed chain not because we' re the "Yeah lets kill that with a stick" he has point you know I have pretty strong belief humans made it the top of feed chain not because we' re
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"Yeah, lets kill that with a stick". he has a point you know. I have a pretty strong belief that humans made it the top of the feed chain not because we' re the

he has a point you know

I have a pretty strong belief that humans made
it the top of the feed chain not because
we' re the smartest but because we' re the most
irrational.
Like a long time age semi: -ene Geeked a
mammoth, this giant thing that could crush us
and said, "yeah, lets kill that with
a stick."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - organiclead
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User avatar #122 to #6 - stijnverheye
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If the mammoth only knew what his dead would bring "snif"
User avatar #154 to #6 - rieskimo
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That's... actually really true. As far as I've read, one of the main components as to why we are omnivores is because we could pretty much outrun(distance-wise not speed) any animal. So our oldest ancestors just pretty much followed their food to death, kind of gnarly when you think about it.
#183 to #154 - anon id: 3dd7e231
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thats Persistence hunting, and its pretty much the only reason we started trying to tame wolves, because we hunted the same way
#15 - thechosentroll
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I somehow feel that posting Warhammer 40k stuff would be very appropriate right now.
#45 to #15 - urikhi
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#46 to #45 - urikhi
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#58 to #46 - postie
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Run away Sister of Battle, or I may have to make a talisman of purity with your blood.
#59 to #58 - urikhi
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I'd much rather make a set of ruinic charms with your bones
#60 to #59 - postie
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You can't make a charm from what doesn't exist.
#61 to #60 - urikhi
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im sure we'll find a way
#64 to #61 - postie
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I await your attempts to take bones from a member of the Legion.
#66 to #64 - urikhi
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Failing that a bit of armor will suffice, but the end result will be the same
#68 to #66 - postie
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If you can find us, I will glady give you a piece of armour, but I doubt that will happen.
#70 to #68 - urikhi
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then we shall track you, as a hunter stalks its prey, and we will find you.
#77 to #70 - postie
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Hah, the wolfman thinks he can track us into the warp.
#84 to #77 - urikhi
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we are already there
#85 to #84 - postie
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We'll see how long you can stay in the warp before it starts to corrupt you.
#89 to #85 - urikhi
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I don't think you quite understand traitors, the 13th is hunting you. And the Wulfen have always hunted in the warp.
#92 to #89 - postie
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You dare call the Legion of the Damned traitors?
You're attempting to hunt the legendary chapter that annihilated the ground units of Cholerclaust Blood Crusade, destroyed the Keeler comet and the crusade fleet surrounding it.
#134 to #92 - urikhi
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Perhaps I was wrong about you. Come let us spill the blood of chaos and feast in the great halls, let us leave this bickering behind us!
#142 to #134 - postie
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I am sorry brother, we must decline your request. We do not seek out battles, we go to aid an Imperial military force at a moment when they are about to be overwhelmed by the foe. We also do not feast, our bodies are decayed and our sanity wavers, we go on only to fight for the Emperor.
#144 to #142 - urikhi
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Even so we shall honor you with story and song, we shall hunt together again. Until that time, fight on and fight well brothers. For the Emperor.
#145 to #144 - postie
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For the Emperor!
#261 to #144 - blackrookfiend
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Do not forget us, Brother warriors!
Your cause is our's and our cause is your's!
Let us rain glorious death upon those deemed unworthy, and bring the great glory of the Mankind to the stars that shine in the name of Holy Emperor!
User avatar #296 to #59 - existacne
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That pic surely looks like combination of Rexxar and Lich King...
User avatar #158 to #58 - bamsebjornen
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matt ward presents, khornate knights
User avatar #179 to #158 - ompalomper
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and at that moment /tg/ blew up the internet with a wave of pure rage
#42 to #15 - organiclead
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******* faggot
#308 to #307 - postie
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I don't have the time to deal with you, so do one mate.
User avatar #309 to #308 - davidavidson
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no idea what that means, Mohammad
User avatar #310 to #309 - postie
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How original, you ******* spanner.
#311 to #310 - anon id: 0fd7706b
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right, go do one, Ahmed
#16 to #15 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #2 - psychopsychedelic
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It's like that one thing, I think it was a 4chan post, written from the perspective of an alien about how fighting alongside humans was the weirdest thing ever. How they flew a ship right into the enemy killing everyone inside. If anyone has it it'd be much appreciated.

TLR huge explosions, mass casualties
User avatar #3 to #2 - psychopsychedelic
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whats the ******* smiley face doing there
User avatar #5 to #3 - karvarausku
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Because you can't spell slaughter without laughter.
#7 to #2 - zerosonaku
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In Spite of the enemy.
#9 to #7 - thechosentroll
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TL;DR version: We're stubborn assholes. FEAR US! Because we can and will **** your **** up just 'cause we feel like it.
#10 to #9 - zerosonaku
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#11 to #10 - thechosentroll
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The pic reminds me of the death korps of Krieg.
#12 to #11 - zerosonaku
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User avatar #14 to #12 - thechosentroll
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*insert joke about Australia here*
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#81 to #38 - imaninjaslapyou
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I may sound stupid for this, but I really do not get the end of this story, could someone explain?
User avatar #97 to #81 - ninjafaggots
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If I understand it correctly, I believe that a krieger's squad mates paid someone to have sex with him and the chick cried because the Krieger is pretty inhuman due to his hard ******* core training.
#172 to #97 - jsprmp
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Yep, just imagine a socially awkward human weapon
User avatar #293 to #172 - ninjafaggots
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Kinda like Phanact? I still don't understnad the hate behind him. Something to do with reposts. It's okay mate.
User avatar #298 to #11 - jacksipian
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whats that from?
User avatar #299 to #298 - thechosentroll
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Warhammer 40k.
User avatar #300 to #299 - jacksipian
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ok, thanks
#19 to #2 - newforomador
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I love ones like these. In case anybody wants to find some more they're called 'Humanity **** yeah'
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I don't get it.
User avatar #174 to #56 - lnyanchl
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I dun get it.
User avatar #259 to #174 - volcanicdiarrhea
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I don't think you want ot.
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#248 - unncommon
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Awhhh shiiit!
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#294 to #249 - Mahazama
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To the human race!
**** religion and regional loyalty.
**** nationalism, welcome to expansive humanism.
Human race eternal.
#250 to #249 - unncommon
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Damn..
#83 - crazyolitis
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Science is just like humanity. It's not about why, it's about why the **** not!
#96 to #83 - thewisedane
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And you write that with a picture of the God-Emperor, who passivly rules an empire who forbids progress?
And you write that with a picture of the God-Emperor, who passivly rules an empire who forbids progress?
#98 to #96 - crazyolitis
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It wasn't his intention to do that. He wanted a golden age of science and understanding for all of humanity. Horus just ****** everything up. That little whiny bitch.
#120 to #98 - thewisedane
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I know. He wanted an empire of atheists, only devoted to science, understanding and progress, but that plan backfired, didn't it? Now the Tau got that job, and is doing it rather well.

Actually, the alternative version of the 40K Warhammer I want to write centers around EMPRAH. Either he will arise and try to get his empire out of the gutter, or perish and humankind will begin to degenerate into countless small empires who are left to fend for themselves. I am not sure which.
User avatar #123 to #120 - crazyolitis
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Do it where the EMPRAH pulls itout of the gutter and gives the high lords of Terra an ass-whooping, as well as the Adeptus Mechanicus. Actually, almost every single high-ranking person over there.

And lets not forget Rowboat Girlyman (Robout Gulliman) for ******* the space marines over in such a way they could never recover.
User avatar #125 to #123 - thewisedane
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The Ultrasmurfs could die for all I care.

But I think I do that. "Warhammer 40000: Rise of the Emperor"?
User avatar #126 to #125 - crazyolitis
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Warhammer 40k: Return of ass-whooping, all-mighty, xeno-slaughtering Galactic GPS.

technically, the emperor is a kind of galactic GPS, you know? He's there to make sure the ships can actually go to the right place.
User avatar #128 to #126 - thewisedane
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Yes, I am aware. I might be new, but I learn stupidly fast.

No, that should not be the name. The idea is to make the empire even more fit for fight and less grimdark, while also making the enemies more relentless in the process (EMPRAH awakes, Astrnomicon lights up as a lighthouse on steroids, Tyranids notice, more of the bastards incoming).
User avatar #130 to #128 - crazyolitis
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To be honest, I'm wonder about the story before the emprah. Like, The first alien contact, because humanity has always been xenocidal maniac, for as far as I know.
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They have been scared of xenos at all times, but EMPRAH never wanted to fight them all at once.

I havn't got a clue about the rest.
User avatar #133 to #131 - crazyolitis
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Anyway, let me know when you finish writing it. And if you want ideas, maybe we could work together bit?
#136 to #133 - thewisedane
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I was hoping you would say that. I need some information and some ideas, so anything of that kind is desired.
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Alright. I'll add you and you show me what you've already got, alrighty? Sounds like a plan?
#129 to #83 - acemcgunner
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*bows* my all mighty golden king,my all father, our awesome king
#139 to #129 - thewisedane
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Sorry, was that your corpse? I just wanted to test my new Railrifle on something puny that the world would soon forget. Hope it doesn't matter much.
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**acemcgunner rolls 5,190**
User avatar #25 - dafuqmang
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If humanity managed to band together, I'd feel sorry for any alien threat that tried to take us. We are, inherently: stubborn, angry, spiteful, and bloodthirsty. If some alien were to attack us, we'd probably nuke them while they are on our planet, just because we can.
User avatar #268 to #25 - trivdiego
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whose to say that other alien races arent exactly like us in that regard
User avatar #39 to #25 - durkadurka
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That depends. If some alien race were to attack us before we have sufficient interstellar travel, it'd go down like Cortez and the Aztecs.

The is because the ability to travel the distance between stars is so complex that any civilization capable of this must be advanced far beyond ours.
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only if we worshiped them like gods. If any aliens attacked us for our planet, they done goofed because we will nuke this planet before we hand it to them
User avatar #65 to #39 - dafuqmang
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Except the Aztecs were really militaristically bad compared to Spain. The had no way to fight horses, guns, stronger blades, and disease. Meanwhile humanity (as a whole) has: really good medicine, weapons that keep getting stronger and stronger, pretty large militaries (China and America alone could probably be a very very sufficient force), pretty good transport, and like I said, a stubborn streak.
User avatar #80 to #65 - heartlessrobot
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Aztecs were advanced too. But any race that can reach us would look at our weapons as though they were children's toys.
User avatar #47 to #25 - organiclead
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We'd probably nuke them if they came in peace, just because we're bitter.
User avatar #63 to #47 - dafuqmang
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I doubt that.
User avatar #73 to #63 - organiclead
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There's no reason to believe we wouldn't. People freak right the hell out when they encounter something they're not familiar with or prepared for. Just look at how people react whenever some bloated animal carcase washes ashore or something that just doesn't look right to us. The stories usually go, "I found a thing so I killed it and called the newspaper."
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And we actually did. We ****** up those mammoths with pointy sticks, brought them to the ground, pulled out and trashed or dried the organs for later use, and tore off all of their skin. Our women then chewed the fat behind the hide and dried it and then tanned it so that we could have mobility while wearing it. We then wore the skin from the mammoths and ate their flesh. We'd even use the bones for rituals, healing powder, etc. When you get right down to it, we were ******* insane.
#269 to #265 - airjordanjetson
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*are
User avatar #270 to #269 - yuukoku
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Thank you.
User avatar #272 to #270 - airjordanjetson
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No problem man. I feel like you have an excellent point, we just haven't changed much philosophically since then.
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Not at all. The only thing we have become is more aware of it and, somehow, less accepting of it.
#99 - hornyhonky
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Might as well do a dump since its relevant.
**** Yeah Humanity 1/20
#121 to #99 - hornyhonky
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20/20. Read em' if you got the time and you're into that **** yeah humanity ****, it's worth the time.
#101 to #99 - hornyhonky
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3/20
#104 to #99 - hornyhonky
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6/20
#117 to #99 - hornyhonky
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18/20
User avatar #223 to #99 - reretzu
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I actually took the time to write one of these, never put it on 4chan since it ain't anything special though.
#225 to #99 - stlassassinfhc
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as soon as this movie im watching is over im dedicating my life to these storys
#112 to #99 - hornyhonky
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14/20
#119 to #99 - hornyhonky
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19/20
#102 to #99 - hornyhonky
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4/20
#107 to #99 - hornyhonky
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9/20
#108 to #99 - hornyhonky
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10/20. Half way done, they're worth reading.
#110 to #99 - hornyhonky
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12/20
#111 to #99 - hornyhonky
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13/20
#116 to #99 - hornyhonky
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17/20
#113 to #99 - hornyhonky
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15/20
#100 to #99 - hornyhonky
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**** Yeah Humanity 2/20
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god i love these. all of them. less keen on the nano-bodies, i realize that's something they think will be developed in the next generation or such but personaly i prefer skin, powerarmour and cybernetic augments.
#170 to #153 - hornyhonky
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I feel you bro I love reading and short stories like these are really fun to read. These are just the ones that appealed to me in particular, there are so many more if you just go on a 4chan archive and search for ********* humanity threads.
#177 to #170 - albertjester
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well, i know where im going.
well, i know where im going.
#114 to #99 - hornyhonky
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16/20
User avatar #214 to #99 - doldis
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WHat part of 4-chan can I find these in?
#297 to #214 - hornyhonky
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Just find a 4chan archive and look up ********* humanity threads broski
#109 to #99 - hornyhonky
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11/20
User avatar #306 to #99 - albertjester
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though man might know of kindness and grace.
he'd cut off his nose to spite his face.
#106 to #99 - hornyhonky
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8/20
User avatar #127 to #99 - mrfourtysevenman
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AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
#105 to #99 - hornyhonky
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7/20
#103 to #99 - hornyhonky
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5/20