Evolution. . H In. Actually, cows back then weren't easy to cats. They were tanks made of muscle, fat and sharp horns. By the way, we owe our intelligence gto the necesary fats an
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#2 - crazyolitis (07/30/2013) [+] (34 replies)
Actually, cows back then weren't easy to cats. They were tanks made of muscle, fat and sharp horns. By the way, we owe our intelligence gto the necesary fats and protein in meat, which allowed us to grow big brains.
#8 - trailoftears (07/30/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I know this is funny and i'm gonna start a vegetarian/carnivore ********* .

If you're vegetarian, that's cool, i can respect that. But if you feel superior because of that i will punch you in the ******* face. You're not.

Now anyone wanna help me catch a cheetah?
#166 - LeviV (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
vegetables aren't exactly speed demons either.
#48 - insaniacfedde (07/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Hitler was a vegetarian.   
   
   
He loved animals and owned a dog.
Hitler was a vegetarian.


He loved animals and owned a dog.
#3 - yamadashinichi (07/30/2013) [-]
Meat is tasty for a reason.
#15 - feelgoodinc (07/30/2013) [-]
ereyone knows cheetah taste like cheese.
#113 - chevelleguy ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - patwed (07/30/2013) [+] (23 replies)
I'm a vegetarian, but only because i don't like meat...
and whenever i say im a vegetarian people expect me to be a king high bastard about it... but im not..
#162 - snerus (07/30/2013) [-]
We can't catch cheetahs, which are really fast.
We can catch cows, which produce red meat.
We need to eat this meat so we can catch cheetahs.
So, we eat red meat because...

RED GOES FASTA!

WAAAGH!
#109 - herbolifee ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
We started eating meat thousands of years ago? That only means the veggie is thousands of years behind in evolution.
#222 - cinematicbrix (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You're friend is right. You're not evolved, but that's because you used this 			*******		 black text over the picture; I can't see 			****		.
You're friend is right. You're not evolved, but that's because you used this ******* black text over the picture; I can't see **** .
#198 - redsalsa (07/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
im a vegetarian and this makes no sense to me i just dont like the taste of meat and other people do and there is nothing wrong with that   
   
i just find it annoying when people like this give vegetarians a bad name, its like its not just what they eat to them, its like something they use as an obnoxious identity to get attention. we arnt all this terrible
im a vegetarian and this makes no sense to me i just dont like the taste of meat and other people do and there is nothing wrong with that

i just find it annoying when people like this give vegetarians a bad name, its like its not just what they eat to them, its like something they use as an obnoxious identity to get attention. we arnt all this terrible
#140 - Ken M (07/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
its true we were meant to be vegetarian and still arnt evolved to eat meat but how can you deny the taste its to damn good and i dont give a **** if im not evolved to eat it ill do what i please
#148 to #140 - lurkerlarry (07/30/2013) [-]
How the hell are we NOT evolved to eat meat exactly?
#101 - lasmamoe (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These vegetarians sure are shoving their believes down our throats lately.
Funnyjunk is FILLED with vegetarian posts.

jk
#62 - liuftwaffle ONLINE (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now I have urge to taste cheetah's meat.
#283 - marcalo (07/30/2013) [-]
Those little bastards are fast, but bullets are faster.
#282 - SnacksJr (07/30/2013) [-]
Im a vegetarian, but its not really by choice. I got almost deathly ill because of my disease at the beginning of 2012 and for about a month I ate only once about every 24-26 hours, and then it was really only a little bit of fries. I literally cant eat meat anymore because it hurts my stomach and intestines, especially because I have inflammation in my large intestine. I think the people who are vegies because they dont like to hurt animals are a little weird myself, but dont assume we all are. Some of us just dont really have a choice in the matter.


TL;DR: I cant eat meat because reasons so all vegies aint cray mofos.
#47 - Ken M (07/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
we humans could easily catch cheetahs. we were slower than basically all animals but we chased them until they collapsed from exhaustion since long distance running is what we evolved to be good at
#65 to #53 - crazyolitis (07/30/2013) [-]
Actually... Cheetahs can run very fast for a very short ammount of time. Humans can run very long, quite slow. A cheetah or any other animals may sprint away, but before it could be rested, we would be coming again. We could hold this up for quite a long time. Many people today can't run for very long because we don't run that much, so we've got relatively small muscles in our legs.

Here's a few sources, in case you'll be saying that I'm just saying **** :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endurance_running_hypothesis
www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2012/06/long_distance_running_and_evolution_why_humans_can_outrun_horses_but_can_t_jump_higher_than_cats_.html
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