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Chandelier
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On the dog, a little ****** Jack Russell thing
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A solid **** goes only so far. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, note
Prankster.
First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - things that would hurt
me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract
on or some sort of intent hat hasten a, I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my
I have a strong recount, so twill hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swapping my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a yen, my light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for tales remotes- The underside of CD tities.
A little bit on every corner of artery window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often week. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of artery bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth bash head. under
every lid of eatery jar. And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops airman its
chatted and puckered darkness will I lease-
The house will be collared in a neatly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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Submitted: 07/29/2013
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User avatar #6 - iizsimon (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why bother with ******* yourself up..?

Take a **** , freeze it. Repeat. Acquire enough frozen **** , and grate the **** everywhere. Imagine tiny flakes of **** EVERYWHERE in the house.
User avatar #5 - scoobi (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Massive dirty, stinky **** on ceiling fan.
"Honey, turn on the fan will you? It stinks in here."
"Okay dear."
Fan starts up and **** flies all over room slowly dripping down everything
"OH GOD WHAT THE **** ! MARSHA GET THE KIDS!"
#11 - zash (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Open the peanut butter, scoop some out, **** in it, cover it back up with the rest of the peanut butter.
#7 - pandaope (07/30/2013) [-]
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#4 - ironsoul (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I left a liquid **** inside my exes floor vent. It was beautiful.
#25 - tacosmells (07/30/2013) [-]
**** in the water tank part of the toilet so that the bowl fills with **** every time they flush.
#3 - thatscrewedupkid (07/30/2013) [-]
i must have read this ten times in my tenure here, and i must say, i still laugh.   
   
picture unrealated
i must have read this ten times in my tenure here, and i must say, i still laugh.

picture unrealated
+1
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#35 - StarvedSouthKorean (07/30/2013) [-]
this is beyond ******
User avatar #24 - kommandantvideo (07/30/2013) [-]
On the toilet seat
#14 - Bibby (07/30/2013) [-]
**Bibby rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at He's pretty sharp! ** << where I will ****
User avatar #47 - redwine (07/30/2013) [-]
This is poetry right here.
#45 - gomugomuno (07/30/2013) [-]
**gomugomuno rolled a random image posted in comment #3137534 at Friendly ** where i will ****
#41 - acemcgunner (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Think about it ** where i will ****
User avatar #32 - meganignog (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**meganignog rolled user glad ** I will **** in your house.
User avatar #30 - FligFlag (07/30/2013) [-]
Beautifully written.
User avatar #27 - unicornbanger (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In would take a **** in their Nutella pot
#22 - theism (07/30/2013) [-]
**** next to the toilet, they'll never expect that.
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