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Ghost shit

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A solid shit goes only so far. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, note
First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand - things that would hurt
me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract
on or some sort of intent hat hasten a, I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my
I have a strong recount, so twill hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swapping my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a yen, my light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps. Inside the battery slot for tales remotes- The underside of CD tities.
A little bit on every corner of artery window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often week. Behind the
handle of the fridge. The hinges of artery bedroom door. The plastic back parts of eatery tooth bash head. under
every lid of eatery jar. And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops airman its
chatted and puckered darkness will I lease-
The house will be collared in a neatly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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User avatar #6 - iizsimon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
why bother with ******* yourself up..?

Take a ****, freeze it. Repeat. Acquire enough frozen ****, and grate the **** everywhere. Imagine tiny flakes of **** EVERYWHERE in the house.
#12 to #6 - roarflmao
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/30/2013) [-]
Freezing the **** might destroy the smell, then again if you just microwave it before you start painting it should make it work even better
User avatar #23 to #12 - therealpokemon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Freezing it would kill most of the bacteria. It wouldn't stink at all hardly afterward.
User avatar #40 to #23 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(07/30/2013) [-]
nope, bacteria doesn't die in your average, everyday, water-freezing cold

it'll freeze with the **** and lie dormant

User avatar #5 - scoobi
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Massive dirty, stinky **** on ceiling fan.
"Honey, turn on the fan will you? It stinks in here."
"Okay dear."
Fan starts up and **** flies all over room slowly dripping down everything
#36 to #5 - fridayiscoming
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Reinds me of a **** story I read in a little book we have that roughly translates into "Pocket book of ****". It contains funny (also a few feely) stories of numerous people that have wanted to share a **** story.

In this one, a young man is travelling by train to Lapland. He shares a little compartment with a Swedish family; father and two daughters. It is night and the Swedes are sleeping peacefully in the lower bed. Above them is our hero, trying to catch some sleep. He has suffered from constapation and now has stomachache.
He gets down and walks to the little toilet wearing nothing but a pair of boxers. Unable to empty his colon, he returns to the compartment and gets on the ladder to climb up.
Then it happens.
It might have been something he ate or simply just his position on the ladder that caused it, but whatever it was, his stomach had suddenly decided to drop the load right here and now. Smelly brown liquid flew out of his arse everywhere; on the luggage next to the bed, the wall, the floor-- But worst of them all, the Swedish family. The father yelled in surprise and the little girls screamed as hot Finnish ass magma soiled their bed.
The young man was still for a moment, got down and bluntly said "Förlåt." ("Sorry") for the Swedes and walked to the toilet to clean himself. When he returned, a very angry Swedish father stared at him while wiping **** off their bags.
Our hero could not sleep for the rest of the night - he was too afraid of the Swedish family's revenge.
#11 - zash
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Open the peanut butter, scoop some out, **** in it, cover it back up with the rest of the peanut butter.
#20 to #11 - imlost
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#7 - pandaope
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#4 - ironsoul
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I left a liquid **** inside my exes floor vent. It was beautiful.
User avatar #34 to #4 - feeldawrath
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(07/30/2013) [-]
No it wasn't, that's why they dumped you.
#28 to #4 - anon id: c2dca170
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(07/30/2013) [-]
no you didn't
#25 - tacosmells
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**** in the water tank part of the toilet so that the bowl fills with **** every time they flush.
#3 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i must have read this ten times in my tenure here, and i must say, i still laugh.   
picture unrealated
i must have read this ten times in my tenure here, and i must say, i still laugh.

picture unrealated
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User avatar #46 to #43 - JonasWest
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm unsure wether you made that joke intentionally or not
User avatar #24 - kommandantvideo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
On the toilet seat
#14 - Bibby
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**Bibby rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at He's pretty sharp! ** << where I will ****