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Do Genies Ever End Well?

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#9 - comradewinter ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
>Buy all remaining gold now that the price is ridiculously low
>Destroy large portions of own inventory
>Gold price goes up, you own all the remaining gold on the planet
>Get rich

#7 - willisteal (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And the moral of the story, why the **** is the genie's teapot called a lamp???
User avatar #3 - PTTN (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wouldn't wish for millions of dollars or infinite wishes. My wish would be that I would always have the right amount of money in my pocket needed to purchase something(s) I want. Nothing more, nothing less.
#4 to #3 - nwbballplayer (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd wish for a mini portable microwave so I could have Hot Pockets whenever....happiness comes in many different forms.
#15 - tehphire (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would wish that anything I imagined became reality should I choose it.

Poof, massive house. Poof, Superpowers. Poof, Her.
User avatar #17 to #16 - WillWalrus (07/30/2013) [-]
"should I choose it"
User avatar #13 - thelastamerican (07/30/2013) [-]
If you want a wish that will provide limitless wealth, but still not cause inflation, I suggest this.

"I wish I had a pair of pants that would produce money of any denomination or nationality I wanted whenever I wanted to pull money out of them."

This way you don't have a huge pile of money lying around for someone to steal, and if you're careful no one will ever notice that you have a limitless supply of money. You would still have to go to work every day, and you wouldn't be able to go and buy stupid expensive stuff you don't really need, but you could live comfortably and worry free for the rest of your days.
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#10 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
This is just an anon being retarded, but if nobody knew that you had that much gold, wouldnt it have no effect on the value? I mean until he sold all of it, that is.
User avatar #5 - teleamachus (07/30/2013) [-]
Feel free to reflect on what you'd wish for since you know it'll never come true like this anyways.

"I wish she would love me back!"

Granted. She is now a mindless zombie incapable of coherent thought, as anyone would be if they loved you.
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