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The future?

What if condoms had temporary
tattoos on the inside like you
rolled off the bordom and there
was a picture of a dinosaur on
your dick
you are the future
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#1 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Would make pedophiles lives easier
#3 - fyaq (07/30/2013) [-]
what if the tattoo was of a dick   
   
so when you rolled it off   
   
you would be a dick with a dick on his dick.
what if the tattoo was of a dick

so when you rolled it off

you would be a dick with a dick on his dick.
#27 to #3 - trollzoll (07/30/2013) [-]
Dickception
User avatar #5 to #3 - sinonyx (07/30/2013) [-]
chick had 2 dicks in her at once... slut
#20 to #5 - bbqbacon (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #20 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Two dicks because of the dick and the tattoo of the dick on the dick.
#24 to #23 - bbqbacon (07/30/2013) [-]
I had to actually sit here and think about it for another second to get it. Very clever.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sinonyx (07/30/2013) [-]
there's really no reason for me to try to explain.. you either get it or you don't
User avatar #4 - xdeathspawnx (07/30/2013) [-]
but then when your boner went away the tatoo would be all scruntched up.
#22 - SirVladimir (07/30/2013) [-]
> make temporary tattoo of ruler to scale
> guys everywhere feel insecure about their manhood
> they can no longer lie to women about their size
> world goes into chaos
> mfw
User avatar #39 to #22 - Jwako (07/30/2013) [-]
Actually since condoms stretch, everyone would think they have the max-size dick.
User avatar #40 to #39 - SirVladimir (07/30/2013) [-]
And then they would embarrass themselves in front of women.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Jwako (07/30/2013) [-]
And also men.
#42 to #41 - SirVladimir (07/30/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat, dude.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Jwako (07/30/2013) [-]
I actually meant when conversing dick size and noticing that everyone thinks they have the same size dick. But thats ok too.
User avatar #44 to #43 - SirVladimir (07/30/2013) [-]
K
#25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Bitch, get on my level. Mine has a laser pointer, a can opener, and bluetooth...No idea what Bluetooth is, but it sounds cool as **** .
User avatar #29 to #25 - nesquik (07/30/2013) [-]
What's the laser pointer for?
User avatar #31 to #29 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
Aiming...
User avatar #57 to #29 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
you need something to aim when it gets too dark
#48 - dashgamer (07/30/2013) [-]
My dick's too small for the tatoo.
#9 - scant (07/30/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you're not supposed to roll off a condom.
#12 to #9 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #15 to #9 - huewut (07/30/2013) [-]
So what, you just leave it on when you're done?

That's 4chan material right there.
User avatar #54 to #15 - scant (07/30/2013) [-]
No. I'd rather not unleash the torrent of semen I just successfully contained though.
User avatar #45 to #15 - arcticlight (07/30/2013) [-]
i really dont understand why you are getting thumbed down and the other guy thumbed up...im really lost.
User avatar #46 to #45 - dragondubobski (07/30/2013) [-]
probably because you're 12
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticlight (07/30/2013) [-]
not 12. just retarded. thought about it. realized why you cant do that....
#28 - techjoker (07/30/2013) [-]
Also, that'd prevent teen pregnancy.
#49 to #28 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Court time DEE CIDE/ not my call- I NEED MY SHARE OF HORROR/ HURT
User avatar #36 - nervaaurelius (07/30/2013) [-]
People on Tumblr are easily amazed
#52 to #36 - coldfusion (07/30/2013) [-]
No, that is a pretty cool idea, I would buy those.
#55 - etiene (07/30/2013) [-]
before I looked at the draft which had said $8712, I accept ...that...my friends brother actualey receiving money part-time on their apple labtop.. there dads buddy had bean doing this for under 10 months and as of now repayed the debts on their condo and purchased a new McLaren F1. we looked here, WEP6.ℂℴℳ
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User avatar #38 - krizz (07/30/2013) [-]
og god yes
User avatar #33 - ivehadworse (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd buy'em.
#32 - kikithenerdfighter (07/30/2013) [-]
**kikithenerdfighter rolled a random image posted in comment #8948 at Thumb Orgy ** the tattoo...
**kikithenerdfighter rolled a random image posted in comment #8948 at Thumb Orgy ** the tattoo...
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#18 - lemleet (07/30/2013) [-]
**lemleet rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Scariest scene in One Piece ** my dick tattoo
#14 - fuckingdumbass (07/30/2013) [-]
>What do you call a gay dinosaur?
>Giantsoreass
User avatar #17 to #14 - johananas (07/30/2013) [-]
Did Shakespeare write that?
User avatar #35 to #14 - dachief (07/30/2013) [-]
It's a "Megasoreass" fool.
User avatar #59 to #35 - fuckingdumbass (07/30/2013) [-]
both works and my name is not fool, its dumbass
User avatar #60 to #59 - dachief (07/30/2013) [-]
Well, if I put two asses in the same comment, it'd stink.
#13 - datblkkid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
**datblkkid rolled a random image posted in comment #451517 at Pokemon **
It's several years later and this idea becomes a reality.
You just finished having sex and it's time to roll off the condom
roll picture to see what is on your/your boyfriend's/your husband's dick.
#30 to #13 - doyoulikeapizza (07/30/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #2999799 at Friendly **
#37 to #13 - acask (07/30/2013) [-]
**acask rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Oh, Jennifer Lawrence… **   
 it would be awesome if it were that flavor of that as well ... the banana flavored one and the banana tat
**acask rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Oh, Jennifer Lawrence… **
it would be awesome if it were that flavor of that as well ... the banana flavored one and the banana tat
#53 to #13 - Haentar (07/30/2013) [-]
**Haentar rolled a random image posted in comment #3231193 at Friendly ** What if each person on the receiving end could get special condoms with their portraits?
User avatar #8 - SgtObvious (07/30/2013) [-]
Everytime a tumblr post comes up the initial comment is funny and I want to thumb but then I see the stupid ass reply and I don't.
#2 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
We would have such a fun time with that lol
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