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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #1 - thewebspinner
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(07/29/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as accidental eye contact, If you look at a girl and she's already loking at you, it's probably cos' she's checking you out.
That said, there are awkward moments when you've been staring at a chick for hours and she keeps looking at you menacingly, she calls the cops when you try to hold her and starts kicking and screaming when you take her on a "date".
It's the uncontrolled sobbing I can't stand after we've consummated our marriage.
That and all the blood you have to clean up afterwards. Blood has to be the worst stain ever, it's an absolute bitch to remove. That's why I need a real woman to clean up the bloodstains for me.