One way of finding out.... Source: Imgur.. Dude.......he put it under the toilet seat HE'S A FREAKIN GENIUS
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#10 - thehumor (07/29/2013) [+] (39 replies)
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Dude.......he put it under the toilet seat   
   
HE'S A FREAKIN GENIUS
Dude.......he put it under the toilet seat

HE'S A FREAKIN GENIUS
User avatar #1 - dantemp (07/29/2013) [-]
clever boy
User avatar #6 - breadmolester (07/29/2013) [-]
a new listing in the bro code!

#16 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
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#2 - marcx ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
lifting the seat ftw
User avatar #27 - Dap (07/29/2013) [-]
Under the toilet seat that only a man would lift.

I feel like the comment section is not appreciating this moment of utter brilliance.
#60 to #27 - slendermansgooch (07/30/2013) [-]
someone explain this content to me im sorry its just going in one ear and out the other
User avatar #158 to #60 - Dap (07/30/2013) [-]
Well as the picture sets it up:

The girl that cheated on her boyfriend did it by bringing "Person A" over to the house that she and her boyfriend currently shared. The morning after, she told Person A that she's not single. Person A wrote a note to inform the boyfriend of his cheating girlfriend, and left it under the toilet seat of their shared home, which the girl would probably never find and the boyfriend would find when he goes to take a leak.
#207 to #158 - slendermansgooch (07/30/2013) [-]
Youre my faith in humanity hahaha thanks bud
User avatar #32 to #27 - yuukoku (07/30/2013) [-]
How the hell did I not think of that. I was wondering why he put it under the toilet seat and not on or in something that was distinctly the boyfriend's, but then I remembered biology.
User avatar #29 to #27 - witislimited (07/29/2013) [-]
Agreed. Most people care that he was honest, but I'm just appreciating this guy's ingenuity.
#30 - kwanzalord (07/29/2013) [-]
true bro code right there
true bro code right there
#11 - redteamgriff (07/29/2013) [-]
Boyfriend's FW he finds the note
#199 to #11 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
What the hell is Avada Kedavra
#201 to #199 - blaazen (07/30/2013) [-]
This rustled my jimmies more than it should have...
User avatar #9 - rsheale (07/29/2013) [-]
Imagine if that 'chick' still lived with her mom and dad...
#25 - crazyolitis (07/29/2013) [-]
Shows that honour has not gone from our society. People like him make me smile.
Shows that honour has not gone from our society. People like him make me smile.
#73 to #25 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
you spelled honor wrong
#75 to #73 - themassivefail (07/30/2013) [-]
Wrong for an American, but not for an Englishman.
#7 - opkmod (07/29/2013) [-]
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#12 to #7 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
You do realize that this gif is from the part of the movie just before the both kill themselves don't you? Probably not the best way to comment on this post.
#14 to #12 - paradoxpoetic (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, what an idiot not referring to the specific context of the movie and instead using a scene that, out of the movie, could relate to the situation.
#128 - mlpblows (07/30/2013) [-]
Sorry bro.
#15 - kaycie (07/29/2013) [-]
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#74 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
I can pee through a Cheerio from 10 paces... I would've never found that
#99 to #74 - kompleteciller (07/30/2013) [-]
im a sick sick **** .....
User avatar #76 to #74 - shredheadxd (07/30/2013) [-]
8.7/10 imagery
#153 - OVERDOSE (07/30/2013) [-]
Being cheated on ******* hurts...I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me just 5 minutes before I had to leave for work and it felt like the most longest shift cause it was all on my mind. What made me feel worse was we had sex an hour before I found out. This happened about 2 1/2 months ago and I'm still not over it, and for some reason I keep flashbacking to the moment I went through her phone.....MFW I found out
#156 to #153 - zebrapony (07/30/2013) [-]
She's never going to be happy in a relationship, which means she'll be miserable forever.
#206 to #153 - uranoob (07/30/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me about 2 years ago. Except she told me that she was cheating on me because she thought she could salvage our relationship.

So, after she told me, I didn't say a word. I knew who she was ******* , and I went straight to his house, he answered the door, and I legitimately beat the **** out of him. Like, he actually **** himself. It was bad enough to where he was hospitalized. I went back to my place with her sitting in my room crying her eyes out. I told her what I did and told her to get the **** out of my house and my life.

I went to go visit this ****** in the hospital to apologize, because I mean I made the kid **** his pants, and his parents were there. They both agreed that their kid deserved it, and they wouldn't be pressing charges. Every so often she tries to text me, but I ignore her.

TL;DR, I beat the literal **** out of the ****** that my ex girlfriend was cheating on me with, got away with it, and threw her out of my life.
Bitches be crazy.
#178 to #153 - thetwoblackdoves (07/30/2013) [-]
I know that exact feel. I am still not over my ex Brittany. She and I dated for a whole year, got really intimate like all the time. Then she ended up talking to this Phillipino guy, and ended up sexually roleplaying with him over email on her phone. She ended up breaking up with me for this virtual guy.
I fell in love with another girl, Maddie, whom treats me nicely. Been dating for a few months, I decided to take it slower with her, you know. Savor the innocence and be able to cherish the moment we give ourselves to another. More trustworthy relationships are made when you dont rush, and just ride the wave.
Anyway things didnt work out with Brittany and mr Phillipino, and she tried coming back to me about 2 months after falling in love with Maddie. I tell her no, that I have found a girl who will treat me with the respect and dignity that I deserve. Maddie is there for me in my times of weakness, when Brittany only yelled and made me feel worse. Maddie cares for me, and makes me feel stronger than steel. Well, Brittany couldn't handle me being with someone else, so she committed suicide. She took me for granted, and said she realized I am a one of a kind guy. I have high tollerance.Well now I am with someone who wouldnt take that for granted, someone who will give me nothing to have to tolerate, someone who would only give me stuff to make me smile. She goes out of her way to make me smile, she goes out of the way to do those little things she knows I enjoy.
I still end up crying sometimes when I think of the way she stole my heart from me, then ripped it in half and left it burning on the ground, rotting into nothingness. I loved Brittany, no matter what did happen. But that is water under the bridge.
God I am so sorry you guys, I didn't mean for this whole giant story.
#37 - friendbarrier (07/30/2013) [-]
Good guy adulterer ....
Good guy adulterer ....
User avatar #38 to #37 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
unwilling adulterer.
User avatar #83 to #38 - cabbagemayhem (07/30/2013) [-]
Technically, everyone who sleeps around is an adulterer.
User avatar #86 to #83 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
No. adultery is willing sex with a married person.
User avatar #88 to #86 - cabbagemayhem (07/30/2013) [-]
You are correct. Thank you. I did not know our culture even corrupted the meaning of the word.
User avatar #89 to #88 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
No worries, now you know.
User avatar #39 to #38 - friendbarrier (07/30/2013) [-]
Polite Adulterer.

Lifts seat every time.
User avatar #46 to #39 - iridium ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
It's not his fault she was a bitch in sheeps clothing.
User avatar #47 to #46 - friendbarrier (07/30/2013) [-]
Mutton Dressed as Lamb?
User avatar #66 to #47 - iridium ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Those are the same thing.
User avatar #41 to #39 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
Indeed. I usually sit, I'm a disgrace to men everywhere.
User avatar #45 to #41 - friendbarrier (07/30/2013) [-]
Sit to Pee
NeverMiss!
User avatar #48 to #45 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
Very true, though I sit so I can truly relax while going.
User avatar #51 to #48 - friendbarrier (07/30/2013) [-]
See the funny thing is....

I usually stand on my head to poop..
the Reverse gravity helps me relax.
#53 to #51 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat!
Whatever floats your boat!
User avatar #108 to #53 - hammarhead (07/30/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who stands to wipe their ass?
User avatar #113 to #108 - vatra (07/30/2013) [-]
I bend over a raise one cheek and have the **** at it.
#13 - pappathethird (07/29/2013) [-]
Poor guy. Still better than not knowing, though.
#112 - titaniums (07/30/2013) [-]
speaking of women and heartbreak

inb4 tl;dr
#117 to #112 - dullusername (07/30/2013) [-]
that was a long ass greentext, but it was worth it
that was a long ass greentext, but it was worth it
User avatar #115 to #112 - AceofHearts (07/30/2013) [-]
4/10
User avatar #50 to #43 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
hahaha I know, I though about it too.
It's all good.
User avatar #52 to #50 - awesomegreenguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Where did you get that text, by the way?
User avatar #133 to #52 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
I wrote it. It's my story. It happened yesterday.
User avatar #159 to #133 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
It'll be alright, bro. I can't say I know how it feels, but I recently found out my dad has been cheating on my mom for over a year and it's awful. Whatever you do, please never give her another chance. If you ever need to talk, I and the rest of the FJ community are here for you.
User avatar #161 to #159 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
It's so hard not to give her another chance. I love her so much. I am empty without her.
You may be there, but the FJ community isn't. I uploaded this as a picture, and got thumbed down.
I really don't care about the thumbs...So I'm not complaining about that. I just wanted some support. Knowing someone was there, honoring the gentlemen code.
I'm extremely sorry about your mom. Nobody should live through this. It's the worst pain imaginable.
User avatar #163 to #161 - abstract (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't give her another chance. I will repeat this over and over.
Try going on one of the boards. Most people are only looking for funny content, and wherever you look there are good and bad people.
Also the thing with my parents is getting better, the marriage was falling apart for some time now and it was expected by both parts. I just saw how someone finding out their partner has been cheating can really knock them down.
Just wondering, how old are you?
User avatar #170 to #163 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Early 20's
User avatar #210 to #170 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late response, but bro, you are young. You have your whole life ahead of you. Live it up a little bit. Go out and **** some bitches.
User avatar #211 to #210 - whatupnachoface (07/31/2013) [-]
But what if it doesn't make me feel right?
I've tried. The other day I tried to **** some random chick, and just couldn't.
I didn't want to, and she was lying naked on top of me. And I couldn't bring myself to be with another woman.
User avatar #212 to #211 - abstract (07/31/2013) [-]
Take a step back and try to look at this situation from a purely critical view, void of past emotions. You couldn't bring yourself to have sex, but somehow your ex could. She didn't feel those emotions towards you. She may have acted like it, but she was not nearly as committed as you were.
User avatar #213 to #133 - awesomegreenguy (08/01/2013) [-]
Woah, really? I'm so sorry man, hope things get better.
User avatar #65 to #43 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
All girls see the world around them as a tool to fulfill themselves for whatever reason. Every single one. But there are three types. One's that do this but realize they are hurting someone so they let em down easy. One's who are so stupid and lost in emotion to see that they are hurting someone when they use someone as a tool. (Usually teen aged girls) So basically it is in there nature to be a bitch. they can't help it, just give up if this is you. And then theirs a special type of bitch. The kind that uses you, makes you feel like your on top of the world. You may have life but you have her so who cares. Let's take on life together. But then, at the end, she ***** you over. ***** you over like the banks and IRS of today and the kings and churches of our founding father's time. And when you ****** , they know it. And they squeeze every ounce of a good, generous, genuine man out of you. And they leave you to crumble. Dust in the wind. Some think it is cruel that a female praying mantis eats the head of it's mate. But is it really that different?
#95 to #65 - nephis (07/30/2013) [-]
Jesus here we go:
*ones*
*ones*
*their* nature
*there's* a special type
*you're* on top
*fathers' * time
*its* mate

In the (bitter bitter) words of penguinsinc, "just give up if this is you"
cheer up mate; there will always be bitches, but plenty are actually nice
User avatar #97 to #95 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
GRAMA NAZI!!! (and yes I spelled grammar wrong.) You understood me, that's called communication! this is not a job interview its the INTERNET! Now are you complaining about what I spelled or what I said?
User avatar #98 to #97 - nephis (07/30/2013) [-]
mostly the spelling, hah. I agree that all of those 3 types definitely exist, although I disagree that every girl belongs to one of them. As you said, real love (yes very elusive) is possible!
User avatar #101 to #98 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like this dude needed some help so I'm a good guy. I try to spill some penguins inc philosophy into his head.... hope I'm right because I can be persuasive at times.... also like I said, if this was actuality important for me to look professional I would give two ***** about grammar but its just a comment so yeah. And all girls do fall into these categories, but some just don't fully express their *********** all at once or all at one guy or all through out their lives. I don't hate all women... just look up bill burr. He is where I get most of this women philosophy. He is a funny guy.
User avatar #138 to #101 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
I do need help. More than I'm willing to admit.
User avatar #134 to #65 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you bro...
#72 to #65 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
wut I read the first line I AM a girl that is not true how are we using everything around us as a tool you ****** when I get a boyfriend I image us being together for a long time not as a tool some women do that but some don't you must just pick the wrong ones because sir you're statement is not true!!
User avatar #94 to #72 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
Sorry it took so long to reply. I was distracted by the rest of the internet. Anyway, let me ask you something. Do you think your boyfriend is perfect?
User avatar #67 to #65 - penguinsinc (07/30/2013) [-]
If what you have is mutual with her then you should fight for it but if it's bull **** then **** her. **** every last one of those bitches who cause pain. That's why when I see true and mutual love, it is a beautiful thing. It is rare but it is possible. I think you already know the answer to your problems. Emotions are fantastic, addictive when in our favor, but crushing when not. But you are in control of your mind so break free. And denying it will only make it worse. Getting mad will make it worse. What you need to do is think. No emotions, only logic. Then the answer is clear as day.I don't know your situation specifically bro, but I know what to do. Also, this guy Bill Burr, maybe you've heard of him, he has influenced a lot of my philosophy on women. He is funny as **** and probably one of my favorite comedians. Check him out if you don't know him, I think you could use a good laugh right about now.

Bill Burr Video-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlvvCYUDHrQ


Good luck bro, and God bless.
User avatar #137 to #67 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
The thing is, it was mutual..Or at least I thought it was.
**** , it may even be mutual right now, but she's just too stupid, selfish and a coward to do something about it.
Thank you very much, I'm going to need every little bit of that luck.
#26 - internetrage (07/29/2013) [-]
he did the valiant thing
he did the valiant thing
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