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#168 - lolfire (07/30/2013) [-]
Think about it    
   
Right now a zombie busts  through your door.   
How prepared are you. 						****					 we'd all be dead and then undead before we knew what hit us.
Think about it

Right now a zombie busts through your door.
How prepared are you. **** we'd all be dead and then undead before we knew what hit us.
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#371 to #168 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#358 to #168 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
When you say "bursts through your door" did you mean house door..or the room you're currently in. If it's the room I'm currently in, I'd probably die since I have my back to the door laying down all lazy. If it's my house door...I'd probably live since people are upstairs and I'd hear their screams giving me a chance to grab my bat and gtfo.
User avatar #266 to #168 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I am within arms reach of a katana, and a shotgun (fully loaded. Yay, redneck family!) just inside of my little brother's room.
#238 to #168 - boogiebean (07/30/2013) [-]
I will probably be ok for at least 25 or so zombies considering my 12 guage is hanging on my wall about 4 feet from me with a full box of BBB but that is all i have in my room, if i can shoot my way to my garage where the rest of my ammo is i may be able to make it out alive. of course it always seems easier in theory
#234 to #168 - lujan (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm taking a **** right now. If a zombie busted in here I would be proud to die. I would be the zombie without pants. Awesome.
User avatar #268 to #234 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
You take your laptop to the bathroom?
#356 to #268 - lujan (07/30/2013) [-]
Of course. While I'm pooping I'd rather be doing something other than looking at the wall.
User avatar #230 to #168 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I could throw a chair at it to knock it down for a moment so I could get my pellet gun and it's bullets.

Sure it isn't as high powered as a gun with military ammunition but I'm sure it'd do something.


Then block the door with a chair so I could keep reloading and shooting it until it died.
User avatar #239 to #230 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
Maybe if you could get the gun in it's eye it'd do something. Trust me, a pellet gun can't kill people.
I tried. Not really,but almost. I shot my cousin in the eye when were practicing. We liked to go out in the woods and have little wars. He wasn't wearing a mask and I accidentally got him in the eye.
#243 to #239 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
A pellet gun?
I'm pretty sure your cousin would lose his eye.

I'm talking about these.
Not bb's.
User avatar #244 to #243 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh, **** . I get them confused sometimes,sorry. But even then, I dunno if they'd be strong enough. Apparently Rigor Mortis strengthens the meat and bone
#340 to #244 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
That's not how rigor mortis ........
User avatar #245 to #244 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
It's k m8

well if rigor mortis had effect a zombie it wouldn't be movin' in the first place.
User avatar #248 to #245 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
It makes them stiff,but somehow the bastards can still move. Maybe that's why they kinda drag their feet along. I'm just gonna go read the zombie survival guide again to make sure. Some of that **** is so crazy it might just work.
User avatar #249 to #248 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Have fun.
User avatar #221 to #168 - ravarshi (07/30/2013) [-]
my doors are all open at the moment, and i'm laying on my bed..

However, if a zombie came shuffling into my room, first thing i'd do is grab the dagger that's in the end table next to my bed, second, i'd kick that ****** in the chest cavity, knocking it down, and third, shove said dagger in it's eye socket, and get eaten by the rest of the zombies as i'm too involved killing this one.
#201 to #168 - generalwatergate (07/30/2013) [-]
Zombies are strong.And have great numbers.But they are slow.And retarded.
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#187 to #168 - deergod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #193 to #187 - lolfire (07/30/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, say someone in your house got bit and didn't tell you.

Could you murder a family member to stay alive ?
User avatar #343 to #193 - dagreatmax (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they would want you to kill them.
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#195 to #193 - deergod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #199 to #195 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
See,he's doin it to be a good guy. Me? I'd just do it because they're a zombie now,and zombies like to **** **** up.
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#196 to #195 - deergod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 to #168 - mondprinzessin (07/30/2013) [-]
*Bursts through door*

Ive been waiting for this chance all my life.
Grab reinforced plastic Darth Maul Dual Sided Light saber, smash it over its head in a quick thrust of freedom.
Down goes the first zombie, but more spill in through the double french doors leading to the office.
My skills shall finally be put to the test.
I swing my majestic murder mace through the air, crushing the pathetic communist zombies before me.
Obama and SEAL Team 6 smash through my windows, guns blazing and flame throwers flaming hotter than a homosexual in San Francisco.
Dozens more of the undead pour out of the hallway, and as we are about to be overrun...


There, at the far end of the hall shines a heavenly light..
"You cant flim flam the Zim Zamm"
Our angelic savior releases a magical note from his golden through of freedom and heroism.
The undead, too impure for such beauty and love, all reel back in horror as one by one they burst into flames and explode.
Before we can shower our hero in praise and love, he disappears in the most beautiful sunset i have ever laid eyes upon...
#225 to #186 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Tone it down a little there Rambo.
User avatar #185 to #168 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
I dunno,I think I might have a shot. Depends on the zombie. We talkin zombie zombie,slow ass walker? or those ******* running ones from L4D?
#189 to #185 - lolfire (07/30/2013) [-]
Like the ones from The Walking Dead
Like the ones from The Walking Dead
#194 to #189 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
I've got a small chance then, I've got a bigass lock box that could probably break one's head open like a peanut,and a knife under my desk. I think I might have a 60% chance of survival.
I've got a small chance then, I've got a bigass lock box that could probably break one's head open like a peanut,and a knife under my desk. I think I might have a 60% chance of survival.
User avatar #267 to #265 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
Here have a thumb.
#270 to #267 - maguitox (07/30/2013) [-]
oh why thank you, here have a gif
oh why thank you, here have a gif
#274 to #270 - hazenberdan (07/30/2013) [-]
Well,this is the only other gif I have,so here have a gif and another thumb. I need more reaction pictures, I find myself lacking in them. I think I have about 20.
Well,this is the only other gif I have,so here have a gif and another thumb. I need more reaction pictures, I find myself lacking in them. I think I have about 20.
#182 to #168 - lavitts (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm only leaving this comment so I can easily come back here later and enjoy the ensuing arguments.
I'm only leaving this comment so I can easily come back here later and enjoy the ensuing arguments.
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