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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - kingofunnyjunk
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#300 to #1 - dsgbiohazard
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#311 to #1 - metalbeasteg
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King of Funnyjunk? Well I didn't vote for you.
#337 to #311 - austinpowerful
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All hail the new king!
#98 to #1 - konamicode
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#4 - lemleet
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**lemleet rolled a random image posted in comment #3189458 at Friendly ** my partner during a zombie apocalypse
**lemleet rolled a random image posted in comment #3189458 at Friendly ** my partner during a zombie apocalypse
#241 to #4 - crazehtoast
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**crazehtoast rolled a random image posted in comment #4193139 at Items **
#106 to #4 - royrogersmcfreely
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**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Fucking Science!! ** mine
#120 to #106 - lemleet
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a survival expert. not bad
User avatar #147 to #120 - royrogersmcfreely
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yeah he`s not to bad looking. i`d pee in his mouth
#43 to #4 - azsx
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**azsx rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Aliens ** imma roll
#83 to #4 - xozonex
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#114 to #4 - ghostofwisebox
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**ghostofwisebox rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at funneh ** Lets see who I get.
#145 to #4 - mytrakytra
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#197 to #4 - twi
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This image has expired
**twi rolled a random image posted in comment #2745 at Thumb Orgy **
#198 to #197 - twi
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This image has expired
User avatar #260 to #197 - folkflunky
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Twi I <3 u.
#63 to #4 - llanox
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**llanox rolled a random image posted in comment #5375871 at Furries ** my partener during zombie apocalypse
User avatar #64 to #63 - llanox
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****.
#67 to #4 - songemot
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**songemot rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Why else would I wear cleavage? ** Better be good.
#220 to #4 - folkflunky
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**folkflunky rolled a random image posted in comment #5321901 at Furries ** And my partner is...
**folkflunky rolled a random image posted in comment #5321901 at Furries ** And my partner is...
#283 to #4 - xMWxBEASTx
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**xMWxBEASTx rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at crash ** who i got
#303 to #4 - thelaffinman
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**thelaffinman rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Pure Logic ** My partner!
**thelaffinman rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Pure Logic ** My partner!
#32 to #4 - thascomrad
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**thascomrad rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Brownies ** no ******
#35 to #32 - lemleet
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#218 to #4 - ultracombo
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**ultracombo rolled a random image posted in comment #3081990 at Friendly ** Big bucks no whammies
#208 to #4 - tehfalconguy
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**tehfalconguy rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Mom wins. Mom always wins ** My partner or weapon. Or both.
User avatar #213 to #208 - tehfalconguy
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MURDER WITH BOOBS.
**** YEAH.
#46 to #4 - unfitninjuh
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**unfitninjuh rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Title ** my partner
#167 to #4 - richiehf
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**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #5411686 at Furries **    
   
I'm not very lucky.
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #5411686 at Furries **

I'm not very lucky.
User avatar #224 to #167 - folkflunky
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GIVE 'EM HELL SOFTWARE.
#39 to #4 - kokkodellrrisch
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**kokkodellrrisch rolled a random image posted in comment #5286065 at Furries ** my partner during the zombie apocalypse.
#42 to #39 - kokkodellrrisch
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#125 to #4 - charkoal
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**charkoal rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Curiosity Tore The Cat ** I request your aid.
User avatar #127 to #125 - charkoal
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Nevermind.
#161 to #4 - geoemissary
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**geoemissary rolled a random image posted in comment #5490960 at Furries ** and i get...
#110 to #4 - rangerofthesea
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**rangerofthesea rolled a random image posted in comment #4146264 at Items ** go rock!
#142 to #4 - soulterminatorm
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**soulterminatorm rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at ,,, ** My partner for the zombie apocalypse.
#78 to #4 - announcement
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**announcement rolled a random image posted in comment #5350733 at Furries ** Come on... poppa needs a brand new partner!!
#80 to #78 - announcement
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**announcement rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Half Life 3 ** Rerollin'.
#55 to #4 - namesboo
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**namesboo rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at They pissed off somebody **
#56 to #55 - namesboo
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#173 to #56 - benaz
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It's Phantom Lancer from Dota2 and he can summon ******* illusions when he ******* attacks and can CREATE EVEN MORE ILLUSIONS WITH MORE ILLUSIONS SO HE ***** EVERYTHING 1VS1 MORE LIKE 93712365VS1
#5 to #4 - lemleet
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goddammit
#48 to #4 - thesinful
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**thesinful rolled a random image posted in comment #3179036 at Friendly ** My partner   
 ****.
**thesinful rolled a random image posted in comment #3179036 at Friendly ** My partner
****.
#247 to #4 - dilorenzoj
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**dilorenzoj rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Ben **
**dilorenzoj rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Ben **
#40 to #4 - josephwolfe
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**josephwolfe rolled a random image posted in comment #4043896 at Items ** Might as well
#49 to #40 - lemleet
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i hope it#s robin
#240 to #4 - sippay
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**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #2981149 at Friendly ** <- My partner
#386 to #4 - megatheman
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**megatheman rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at comic con 2013 cosplay ** HUU DID AHH GERT?!?!?
**megatheman rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at comic con 2013 cosplay ** HUU DID AHH GERT?!?!?
User avatar #387 to #386 - megatheman
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Im okay with this.
#211 to #4 - iamaniceperson
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**iamaniceperson rolled a random image posted in comment #3076075 at Friendly ** Does this means I'm safe?
#383 to #4 - pwnigator
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**pwnigator rolled a random image posted in comment #5265314 at Furries ** Let´s see who I get.
#204 to #4 - thefinalexam
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#205 to #204 - thefinalexam
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...Of course I do it wrong
#206 to #205 - thefinalexam
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**thefinalexam rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at huehuehuehue ** second attempt
**thefinalexam rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at huehuehuehue ** second attempt
User avatar #223 to #206 - folkflunky
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A rapist sloth.
User avatar #227 to #223 - thefinalexam
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Maybe it's the cat.
User avatar #228 to #227 - folkflunky
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listen her u lil **** if i say its a rapist sloth it is k ***** imma bash ur hed against tha floor i swer on me mum ill fuk u up if u dont do wat i say u fukin bitch whore ***** imma go to ya house and imma shoot you like zimmerman shoots ***** n ull not see me as the Titanic didnt see the iceberg u fukin ****.
#232 to #228 - thefinalexam
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User avatar #233 to #232 - folkflunky
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ya im right naw m8 wat u hav a problem with how i writ? u fukin bitch ill kill u if u have a problem i hav no issue on fukin u up m8 ten ill raep u, u fukin fagget 1v1 irl.
#236 to #233 - thefinalexam
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Oh no I'm being harassed by someone 10 years older than me!
User avatar #237 to #236 - folkflunky
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now wer gon hav sex cuz im stronga tan u u fukin bitch u beta not struggle cuz ill fuk u up m8.
#251 to #237 - thefinalexam
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User avatar #252 to #251 - folkflunky
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Ok I'm sorry.
#254 to #252 - thefinalexam
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It's ok man.
User avatar #255 to #254 - folkflunky
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No no, s-seriously exam-senpai, please forgive me, I'll do anything.
#256 to #255 - thefinalexam
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haha Anything?
User avatar #257 to #255 - thefinalexam
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Jkjk you don't need to do anything.
User avatar #258 to #257 - folkflunky
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T-thanks for forgiving me, exam senpai! I'll be loyal to you until the day I die because of a horrible sickness which all good people in anime get!
User avatar #261 to #258 - thefinalexam
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Okay. Whatever you say man.
#370 to #4 - greasynutsack
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**greasynutsack rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Hanako ** my partner
#178 to #4 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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**GOTTACATCHEMALL rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Finland stronk ** my partner
#352 to #4 - powellrebecca
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**powellrebecca rolled a random image posted in comment #5400402 at Furries ** my partner....
#146 to #4 - yourcomputer
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**yourcomputer rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at The Serial Butt Stabber Caught On Video ** mind if i jump on the bandwagon?
#339 to #4 - Haentar
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**Haentar rolled a random image posted in comment #5508228 at Furries ** Ho hum.
#130 to #4 - sorenlolz
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**sorenlolz rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at ITT: post your favorite anime character ** Let me test my luck.
#336 to #130 - anon id: a26de14c
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You should be ok.
User avatar #335 to #4 - georgeojffs
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*roll image*
#121 to #4 - sovietghost
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**sovietghost rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at A Magical Place ** This is mine
#330 to #4 - mitdwit
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#111 to #4 - atma
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Nice luck, he lasted longer than Arin in Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Nice luck, he lasted longer than Arin in Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
#326 to #4 - broskimakaveli
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#105 to #4 - ricktrolled
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#301 to #4 - dsgbiohazard
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**dsgbiohazard rolled a random image posted in comment #4095759 at Items **
#304 to #301 - dsgbiohazard
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Comment Picture
#79 to #4 - mikesike
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**mikesike rolled a random image posted in comment #4181272 at Items **
#292 to #4 - yoshiisking
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**yoshiisking rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Eating ** my apocalypse best friend
User avatar #296 to #292 - yoshiisking
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wut
User avatar #45 to #4 - unfitninjuh
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*roll image* my partner
User avatar #65 to #45 - llanox
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u dun goofed
#290 to #4 - TheLastManStanding
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**TheLastManStanding rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Lighting **
#31 to #4 - thascomrad
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#284 to #4 - gummybearwarrior
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**gummybearwarrior rolled a random image posted in comment #684 at Funnyjunk in the real life **
#216 to #4 - infectionslaugh
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**infectionslaugh rolled a random image posted in comment #584896 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Let's see mine...
#217 to #216 - infectionslaugh
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Well, that's it, I won't roll anything again
Well, that's it, I won't roll anything again
User avatar #276 to #4 - mrdrpage
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**mrdrpage rolled user anothernewuser ** My partner.
#278 to #276 - mrdrpage
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**mrdrpage rolled a random image posted in comment #4092627 at Items ** Our weapons
User avatar #279 to #278 - mrdrpage
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**mrdrpage rolled a random comment #77 posted by antowon at 4th Wall ** :
skip to 3:05

the game reads your memory card and seeks out the games on it any games by konami or Nintendo i think
also if there is none on the memory card

one thing they forgot was if you call one of the people then they tell you to plug your contoller into port 2 so mantis doesnt control your concroller
Metal Gear Solid Easter Eggs
And our catchphrases.
#24 to #4 - reretzu
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**reretzu rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Naked Swimming ** Let's see who I get...
User avatar #25 to #24 - reretzu
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I'm okay with this, in fact, I'm quite happy with this.

Let's go slaughter zombies, Turtlebro.
#353 to #24 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#291 to #24 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
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**HARDSTYLESHUFFLER rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at ಠ_ಠ ** at least you didnt get mine turtle!
User avatar #344 to #291 - cabbagesex
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Just be Batman. No downsides
User avatar #38 to #24 - quasimbo
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* roll picture* Let's see
User avatar #338 to #38 - professionalfeeder
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*roll picture with intentional space at the beginning of "*"*

i dont see anything
#378 to #338 - quasimbo
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**quasimbo rolled a random image posted in comment #5403245 at Furries ** Ok now i got it
User avatar #377 to #338 - quasimbo
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Whoops
#148 - meganinja
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**meganinja rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at RESULTS MAY VARY ** Where I'll be in 5 years.


Oh God it's been so long since I rolled anything, I hope I remembered how to do it right.
User avatar #169 to #148 - linkheros
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You might want to end it now
User avatar #170 to #169 - meganinja
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Well I plan on being in the military in 5 years. Maybe there will be a happy ending for everybody.

except him
User avatar #171 to #170 - linkheros
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Maybe its saying your the hat
User avatar #179 to #171 - meganinja
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hmm...... well I was also thinking about being a hat for celebrities if that military thing didn't work out.
#181 to #179 - linkheros
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Well then this all worked out
#320 to #148 - anon id: 7d346770
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ha ha fagg0t
User avatar #149 to #148 - curveball
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May God have mercy on your soul.
User avatar #150 to #149 - meganinja
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the roll gods certainly did not.
#152 to #148 - biddo
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you poor, sad, strange little man
#20 - jeenyuz
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**jeenyuz rolled a random image posted in comment #388 at Share your current wallpaper ** where i will be in 5 years
#285 to #20 - xMWxBEASTx
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Mine i don't know where the original picture is on my computer
#327 to #285 - jeegusithus
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notes: stay pimpin
#321 to #285 - pridestalker
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#21 to #20 - needlessfoal
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Lucky
#33 to #20 - crazyolitis
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Goodbye old wallpaper, you'll me missed, lobster-dog-god, and hello 'space'n****.jpg' as my new wallpaper.
User avatar #359 to #33 - ryanmck
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Thank you for the new wall paper.
#68 to #33 - notstill
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how about some boobs
#69 to #68 - crazyolitis
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Thanks, but no thanks. Have a sleeping tiger in return, though.
#71 to #69 - notstill
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how about some butts
#72 to #71 - crazyolitis
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*****, I share this with family. But I do like the wallpapers.
#74 to #72 - notstill
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how about some butts and some space
#75 to #74 - crazyolitis
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I'm more of a boob-man, to be honest. But butts ain't wrong either.
#76 to #75 - notstill
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how about some boobs and some space
#82 to #76 - crazyolitis
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That's more like under-belly. Still very nice, bud.

Also, I'm running out of wallpapers already.
#88 to #82 - notstill
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step it up ********
#92 to #88 - crazyolitis
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Daaayum. And also, I'm out of wallpapers.
Daaayum. And also, I'm out of wallpapers.
#242 to #92 - jtastic
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use this one!
#259 to #33 - cheezitman
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Thats my current wallpaper
#192 - caffeinepowered
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My paint skills soar off the charts.
User avatar #331 to #192 - dirtydollar
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So I wasn't the only one
#129 - thenamethatisnever
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**thenamethatisnever rolled a random image posted in comment #4167147 at Items ** my zombie apocalypse partner
User avatar #135 to #129 - chiefrunnyjeans
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Well, I know who I'm teaming up with for the zombie apocalypse.
#281 to #129 - sightlysuperset
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hey i was the one that posted that picture
Gave it to someone so they can make this for me
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#380 to #281 - thenamethatisnever
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cool
#305 to #129 - anon id: c8fe62ca
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you lucky ****.......
#155 to #129 - iamwillygean
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**iamwillygean rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Metal ** lucky mine is this
#159 to #155 - thenamethatisnever
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i think lemmy would help
#59 - andrewolfzoom
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**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #5400936 at Furries ** this is where i see my self in 5 years
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #5400936 at Furries ** this is where i see my self in 5 years
User avatar #61 to #59 - andrewolfzoom
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looks like am going to have a lot of fun
#246 - hardcoreman
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**hardcoreman rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Drawings ** my partner in zombie apocalypse
#262 to #246 - silverhellion
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you lucky bastard.
you lucky bastard.
#168 - lolfire
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Think about it    
   
Right now a zombie busts  through your door.   
How prepared are you. **** we'd all be dead and then undead before we knew what hit us.
Think about it

Right now a zombie busts through your door.
How prepared are you. **** we'd all be dead and then undead before we knew what hit us.
User avatar #185 to #168 - hazenberdan
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I dunno,I think I might have a shot. Depends on the zombie. We talkin zombie zombie,slow ass walker? or those ******* running ones from L4D?
#189 to #185 - lolfire
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Like the ones from The Walking Dead
Like the ones from The Walking Dead
#194 to #189 - hazenberdan
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I've got a small chance then, I've got a bigass lock box that could probably break one's head open like a peanut,and a knife under my desk. I think I might have a 60% chance of survival.
I've got a small chance then, I've got a bigass lock box that could probably break one's head open like a peanut,and a knife under my desk. I think I might have a 60% chance of survival.
#265 to #194 - maguitox
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Comment Picture
User avatar #267 to #265 - hazenberdan
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Here have a thumb.
#270 to #267 - maguitox
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oh why thank you, here have a gif
oh why thank you, here have a gif
#274 to #270 - hazenberdan
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Well,this is the only other gif I have,so here have a gif and another thumb. I need more reaction pictures, I find myself lacking in them. I think I have about 20.
Well,this is the only other gif I have,so here have a gif and another thumb. I need more reaction pictures, I find myself lacking in them. I think I have about 20.
#186 to #168 - mondprinzessin
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*Bursts through door*

Ive been waiting for this chance all my life.
Grab reinforced plastic Darth Maul Dual Sided Light saber, smash it over its head in a quick thrust of freedom.
Down goes the first zombie, but more spill in through the double french doors leading to the office.
My skills shall finally be put to the test.
I swing my majestic murder mace through the air, crushing the pathetic communist zombies before me.
Obama and SEAL Team 6 smash through my windows, guns blazing and flame throwers flaming hotter than a homosexual in San Francisco.
Dozens more of the undead pour out of the hallway, and as we are about to be overrun...


There, at the far end of the hall shines a heavenly light..
"You cant flim flam the Zim Zamm"
Our angelic savior releases a magical note from his golden through of freedom and heroism.
The undead, too impure for such beauty and love, all reel back in horror as one by one they burst into flames and explode.
Before we can shower our hero in praise and love, he disappears in the most beautiful sunset i have ever laid eyes upon...
#225 to #186 - anon id: 67e5e1c7
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Tone it down a little there Rambo.
User avatar #226 to #225 - mondprinzessin
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HA
User avatar #221 to #168 - ravarshi
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my doors are all open at the moment, and i'm laying on my bed..

However, if a zombie came shuffling into my room, first thing i'd do is grab the dagger that's in the end table next to my bed, second, i'd kick that ****** in the chest cavity, knocking it down, and third, shove said dagger in it's eye socket, and get eaten by the rest of the zombies as i'm too involved killing this one.
User avatar #230 to #168 - misticalz
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I could throw a chair at it to knock it down for a moment so I could get my pellet gun and it's bullets.

Sure it isn't as high powered as a gun with military ammunition but I'm sure it'd do something.


Then block the door with a chair so I could keep reloading and shooting it until it died.
User avatar #239 to #230 - hazenberdan
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Maybe if you could get the gun in it's eye it'd do something. Trust me, a pellet gun can't kill people.
I tried. Not really,but almost. I shot my cousin in the eye when were practicing. We liked to go out in the woods and have little wars. He wasn't wearing a mask and I accidentally got him in the eye.
#243 to #239 - misticalz
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A pellet gun?
I'm pretty sure your cousin would lose his eye.

I'm talking about these.
Not bb's.
User avatar #244 to #243 - hazenberdan
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Oh,****. I get them confused sometimes,sorry. But even then, I dunno if they'd be strong enough. Apparently Rigor Mortis strengthens the meat and bone
User avatar #245 to #244 - misticalz
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It's k m8

well if rigor mortis had effect a zombie it wouldn't be movin' in the first place.
User avatar #248 to #245 - hazenberdan
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It makes them stiff,but somehow the bastards can still move. Maybe that's why they kinda drag their feet along. I'm just gonna go read the zombie survival guide again to make sure. Some of that **** is so crazy it might just work.
User avatar #249 to #248 - misticalz
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Have fun.
#340 to #244 - anon id: 95225fed
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That's not how rigor mortis ........
User avatar #266 to #168 - theavatarspupil
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I am within arms reach of a katana, and a shotgun (fully loaded. Yay, redneck family!) just inside of my little brother's room.
#358 to #168 - anon id: e5f7b007
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When you say "bursts through your door" did you mean house door..or the room you're currently in. If it's the room I'm currently in, I'd probably die since I have my back to the door laying down all lazy. If it's my house door...I'd probably live since people are upstairs and I'd hear their screams giving me a chance to grab my bat and gtfo.
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#238 to #168 - boogiebean
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I will probably be ok for at least 25 or so zombies considering my 12 guage is hanging on my wall about 4 feet from me with a full box of BBB but that is all i have in my room, if i can shoot my way to my garage where the rest of my ammo is i may be able to make it out alive. of course it always seems easier in theory
#201 to #168 - generalwatergate
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Zombies are strong.And have great numbers.But they are slow.And retarded.
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User avatar #193 to #187 - lolfire
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Doesn't matter, say someone in your house got bit and didn't tell you.

Could you murder a family member to stay alive ?
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User avatar #199 to #195 - hazenberdan
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See,he's doin it to be a good guy. Me? I'd just do it because they're a zombie now,and zombies like to **** **** up.
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User avatar #343 to #193 - dagreatmax
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I'm pretty sure they would want you to kill them.
#234 to #168 - lujan
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I'm taking a **** right now. If a zombie busted in here I would be proud to die. I would be the zombie without pants. Awesome.
User avatar #268 to #234 - theavatarspupil
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You take your laptop to the bathroom?
#356 to #268 - lujan
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Of course. While I'm pooping I'd rather be doing something other than looking at the wall.
#182 to #168 - lavitts
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I'm only leaving this comment so I can easily come back here later and enjoy the ensuing arguments.
I'm only leaving this comment so I can easily come back here later and enjoy the ensuing arguments.
User avatar #2 - teleamachus
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The boss' face, oh my God.

He's saying, "I'll get you there buddy. Don't worry.

Life works in funny ways. One day you're at home wishing things were different, wishing you had made some better choices in your past, or you got to have an interview sooner, only to realize the past is exactly that. Passed. You can't control what's happened, only what will happen, but barely so. Don't let your anticipation of the future stop you from making the best of life today, right now, even tomorrow. You'll get there. You'll be ready for the day you have to choose whether or not you want to keep going in a world that isn't tailored for you, or live in a world you've tailored for yourself and those who you want in your life. Yeah, you'll get there, but until then you can't worry about the future or being on top; you can only worry about who and what you care about more than life itself.

You'll get there."
#37 to #2 - anon id: 8fe11c67
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thank you
#133 to #2 - funnyjernk
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so my dream to go to mars might become true?
User avatar #200 to #133 - teleamachus
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You'll get there.
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