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Submitted: 07/29/2013
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User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/29/2013) [+] (40 replies)
if it was my mom....

"why don't you just go eat a dick you puppy ****** "
#28 - software (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mum: do you want me to make you something to eat, maybe a pizza?
me: no thankyou, wouldnt mind some toast though
mum: then make it yourself
me: what?
mum: its very easy you can do it yourself
me: but you offered to make me pizza and thats harder, can i have some pizza then
mum: no, you can make that yourself too, if you want something to eat make it yourself
me: fine, maybe ill make some muffins,
mum: no your not your not making a mess in my kitchen
me: well then im not even hungry anymore
(5 min later)
Me: mum, wheres the jam im gonna make some toast
mum: dont eat now, wait till dinner
me: *Cry softly*
#4 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - lemleet (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i couldn't command my mum around like that without feeling regret. can you seriously do this that easily?
User avatar #47 - yuukoku (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Who the hell asks their mother to make them something to eat? You're probably a grown ******* man or at least a teenager. Do it yourself.
#57 - qxangelxp (07/30/2013) [-]
Damn. This post just made me realize I'm hungry and need to go get food.   
   
Any more time spent on the computer, and I would've starved to death.
Damn. This post just made me realize I'm hungry and need to go get food.

Any more time spent on the computer, and I would've starved to death.
#29 - chopliver (07/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#44 - synthie (07/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#59 to #58 - mindsculptorjace (07/30/2013) [-]
Whatever I damn well please!
Whatever I damn well please!
#87 - zombiesexsymbol (07/30/2013) [-]
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#85 - pikininja (07/30/2013) [-]
Do you seriously demand that your mom does something for you just like that? I couldn't do that without fear of being bitched out.
Do you seriously demand that your mom does something for you just like that? I couldn't do that without fear of being bitched out.
#36 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
this just solidifies the fact that this entire website is nothing but junior high phanacts
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (07/29/2013) [-]
For a second there I though his mother's speech line was a snake about to fall on him.
#62 - friedchickengod (07/30/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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#46 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Unless I did it before the age of 10, I've never asked my mum to make me anything
#11 - thismustbeseen (07/29/2013) [-]
This is why I'm so thin and scrawny.
User avatar #2 - garymotherfingoak (07/29/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #18 - bongobongo (07/29/2013) [-]
This is why I haven't eaten at all today
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