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'Muh Sahkur'

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Submitted: 07/28/2013
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#87 - holyshitcake (07/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [+] (23 replies)
I do agree soccer is a pussy sport with a lot of faking and such, I feel I have to point out, that some of the worst sports injuries are to be found in soccer(yes, soccer). Soccer is one of the only games you play with the feet. Since you focus so much on the ground, you're much more vulnerable. If one player decides to just 						****					 up another player in soccer, his guard will most likely be totally down, unlike hockey or american football where you're always prepared for contact. Also, players go from standing almost still to running at top speed in a very short time. This ever changing pace of soccer, makes it a lot easier to get injuries to your knees and such. All grown up men in my country have 						******					 up knees, shins and feet cause they played soccer when they were young.
I do agree soccer is a pussy sport with a lot of faking and such, I feel I have to point out, that some of the worst sports injuries are to be found in soccer(yes, soccer). Soccer is one of the only games you play with the feet. Since you focus so much on the ground, you're much more vulnerable. If one player decides to just **** up another player in soccer, his guard will most likely be totally down, unlike hockey or american football where you're always prepared for contact. Also, players go from standing almost still to running at top speed in a very short time. This ever changing pace of soccer, makes it a lot easier to get injuries to your knees and such. All grown up men in my country have ****** up knees, shins and feet cause they played soccer when they were young.
#12 - TheJailerPedo (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
hurr durr soccer is so gay soccer players always fake injuries no other athletes do that hur durr
#84 - cottonman (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Calling it soccer makes my head hurts. What is soccer? Oh yeah Football.
#119 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, he's faking. I mean, he's not wearing any armour at all, how bad could it possibly go?
#177 - thehawkeye (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - PunisherRG (07/29/2013) [+] (22 replies)
This guy played the rest of the play offs with broken ribs a hole in his lung, and aseparated shoulder
#19 - thatrussianhoe (07/29/2013) [+] (45 replies)
i play high school lacrosse and nothing bothers me when some one falls and just lays there. to me thats so dishonorable. i get right back up not matter how hurt. better to deal with that pain then to be a pussy and let every one watch. bothers me
i play high school lacrosse and nothing bothers me when some one falls and just lays there. to me thats so dishonorable. i get right back up not matter how hurt. better to deal with that pain then to be a pussy and let every one watch. bothers me
User avatar #37 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/29/2013) [-]
I agree with that.

Unless you legs is like broken.... I'd rather look like a pussy than try to walk on a broken leg again...
#116 - maddawakka (07/29/2013) [-]
Football players sometimes pretend they're hurt so they can gain an advantage, such as a free kick. However, there are so bad injuries in the sport, such as this
#122 - goodnewseveryone (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
does this 						****					 look fake to you?
does this **** look fake to you?
#117 - AbsentMinded (07/29/2013) [-]
I win
#197 - randasaurousrex (07/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
glorious hockey master race
glorious hockey master race
#129 - holeymoley (07/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Old footballers were rock hard.

Bert Trautmann in the 1956 FA Cup Final for example.
Trautmann, diving at an incoming ball, was knocked out in a collision with Birmingham's Peter Murphy in which he was hit in the neck by Murphy's right knee. Trautmann, dazed and unsteady on his feet, carried on for the rest of the match. After the match, as the pain did not recede, the following day he went to St George's Hospital, where he was told he merely had a crick in his neck which would go away. Three days later, he got a second opinion from a doctor at Manchester Royal Infirmary. An X-ray revealed he had dislocated five vertebrae, the second of which was cracked in two.

ROCK HARD
User avatar #2 - geodukemon (07/28/2013) [-]
Injury faking in soccer is overly dramatized. Of course, there are those famous "divers" (Neymar, etc) but often times they fall from an actual stimuli. Slide tackles are some intense **** . There have been people who have literally gotten they ankle bones poke out of the legs from slide tackles and there have been players in history that opted to stay in the game despite serious injury. Also, they're only doing it for their team if they are faking it, so they could actually be seen as somewhat "heroic" by throwing away their pride and acting like pussy **** just so their team has a chance of a free kick.
User avatar #91 - herecomesjohnny (07/29/2013) [-]
hockey has plenty of dives and fake injuries though
#47 - rhc (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
uhhhhh there are plenty of divers on every team in the NHL
#172 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
well because hockey players play with a ******* plastic armor
User avatar #182 to #172 - rubydude (07/29/2013) [-]
Gettin shot with a bullet-proof vest may prevent you from death or serious injury, but it doesn't stop it from hurting like a ************ .
User avatar #86 - CRONIK (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>one player fakes injury
>instantly every single person that has ever played soccer is a faker
I bet you've never even played competitive soccer before, injuries do happen
User avatar #88 to #86 - instantly (07/29/2013) [-]
But some of them are so blatantly fake that its obnoxious.
You mentioned me so I just wanted to say something so I could be in the conversation
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