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#6 - solitaryweasel (07/29/2013) [-]
I stop young people having sex. I am a hero.
#153 to #6 - lgninjaleetful (07/29/2013) [-]
are you fucking retarded?
#135 to #6 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
It could be he wanted to see if the dude would lie, i'd rather someone be upfront with me about their intentions then to have them blatantly lie to my face.
User avatar #118 to #6 - delphine (07/29/2013) [-]
No he's a good father whose job it is to protect his underage daughter (whom he loves) from doing stupid things that might get her hurt or in trouble or pregnant because her underdeveloped prefrontal cortex keeps her from making completely rational decisions.

My father used to pull this stuff with me and sure it was irritating back then but looking back i realize how fortunate i am to have a father who cared about what happened to me.
#56 to #6 - madmario (07/29/2013) [-]
Find me a dad from a modern, western culture, who wants his teenage daughter to get fucked. Stop trying to poke holes in a joke.
#71 to #56 - shadowsynergy (07/29/2013) [-]
My sisters husband moved in with us when they were still teens. My dad looked at him and said "You want to live under my roof, eat my food, AND fuck my daughter?"   
He replied, "Yes sir"   
"Alright then, now that that's cleared up..."   
And now, many years later, my sister is married to him.
My sisters husband moved in with us when they were still teens. My dad looked at him and said "You want to live under my roof, eat my food, AND fuck my daughter?"
He replied, "Yes sir"
"Alright then, now that that's cleared up..."
And now, many years later, my sister is married to him.
#158 to #71 - cakefaceify (07/29/2013) [-]
You sister is married to your father?

Sick.
#55 to #6 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
*an hero.
User avatar #176 to #55 - cookingwithflowers ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
just no.
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