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#6 - solitaryweasel
Reply +178
(07/29/2013) [-]
I stop young people having sex. I am a hero.
#153 to #6 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/29/2013) [-]
are you ******* retarded?
#135 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
It could be he wanted to see if the dude would lie, i'd rather someone be upfront with me about their intentions then to have them blatantly lie to my face.
#118 to #6 - delphine
Reply +3
(07/29/2013) [-]
No he's a good father whose job it is to protect his underage daughter (whom he loves) from doing stupid things that might get her hurt or in trouble or pregnant because her underdeveloped prefrontal cortex keeps her from making completely rational decisions.

My father used to pull this stuff with me and sure it was irritating back then but looking back i realize how fortunate i am to have a father who cared about what happened to me.
#56 to #6 - madmario
Reply +22
(07/29/2013) [-]
Find me a dad from a modern, western culture, who wants his teenage daughter to get ******. Stop trying to poke holes in a joke.
#71 to #56 - shadowsynergy
Reply +17
(07/29/2013) [-]
My sisters husband moved in with us when they were still teens. My dad looked at him and said "You want to live under my roof, eat my food, AND **** my daughter?"   
He replied, "Yes sir"   
"Alright then, now that that's cleared up..."   
And now, many years later, my sister is married to him.
My sisters husband moved in with us when they were still teens. My dad looked at him and said "You want to live under my roof, eat my food, AND **** my daughter?"
He replied, "Yes sir"
"Alright then, now that that's cleared up..."
And now, many years later, my sister is married to him.
#158 to #71 - cakefaceify
Reply +12
(07/29/2013) [-]
You sister is married to your father?

Sick.
#55 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
*an hero.
#176 to #55 - cookingwithflowers
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
just no.