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    #79 - psychfouronenine
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    shortbusterroris User deleted account   
   
LOL   
   
I have never seen anybody have such a lack of character. Treats people like ****, then doesn't have to balls to stick around and stand by what he did.
    shortbusterroris User deleted account

    LOL

    I have never seen anybody have such a lack of character. Treats people like ****, then doesn't have to balls to stick around and stand by what he did.
    #103 to #79 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    It's shortbusterrorist here, I didn't mean to treat people like **** and I'm sorry if I did.... In my state of mind I didn't believe I was wrong but I guess if I created this much of a ********* I must have done something wrong...... I'm a good kid but I'm a little arrogant and if I see something it takes a while for me to accept it. You have to understand that I'm paying my own car/phone bill/ insurace and working 2 jobs in the summer right now so I can afford to go university next year and someone hits my car and damages it I'm going to be a little upset about it because I'm already struggling for money and the $350 is a lot to me. Yes i do understand now that I should respect the father of my girlfriends and I like hanging out with ken (new gf dad) cause he's a huge beauty and yes I should have just put up with the ex gf dad and be the bigger man and it was childish of me to do that seeing how if I got the emotional over my car just imagine not knowing where something you-continue

    #104 to #103 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    - continued: created is would be feel. I'm sorry to all the people that I pissed off with my comment but as I said I'm thick headed and I hate admitting that I'm wrong and I would rather die than being wrong (competive nature in me)... Yes I did react a little immature about deleting my account but honestly I was going to do it before hand anyways because this fall I'm going to be super busy with school and work and this site will just get in my way and the only thing keeping me to this site is my account. I will stop by when I have free time but right now I don't have enough time to have a account on this site because it will keep bringing me back. This site was a big part of my childhood but I have to move on and get my schooling done and make a name for myself.

    Sorry for being a brat and making a situation way worse than it should and hopefully you guys will forgive me.. anyways, peace out brahs!

    You stay classy Funnyjunk,
    -shortbusterrorist
    #130 to #104 - psychfouronenine
    Reply-8
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Don't try to grab sympathy for having to be an adult. Oh, you have bills. Welcome to being out of high school. Good luck in college, I hope it gives you the lessons you need, because as you are right now, Life's gonna kick you in the nuts harder than any of us have.

    You need to learn how to prioritize things. Deleting your account will do **** all in terms of getting you off the site. Just don't come when you have **** to do. It's that simple. Also, sure, the car may have been damaged, but if it's just visible dents, hold off on repairing it until you can afford it. It's not that big of a deal. Also, a person is always infinitely more valuable than any possession. Saying your car was more valuable than the person you were dating is what really turned people against you.
    #133 to #130 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
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    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Sympathy is the last thing I wanted. I was just trying to make you guys understand why I got so upset over that. And about deleting my account it will actually do a lot because the main reason why I came on Funnyjunk was to make people laugh and without a account I will not be able to tell if I made any chuckle and that is the main reason why I came back to apologize because I'm one of those people who wants people to like him.. Having people hate me and knowing I quite possibly ruined someones night really got to me. Also going back to the ex girlfriend/car thing, yes the way it i worded looked bad but I'm not going to lie.... It was one of those high school relationships where we weren't attracted to each other emotionally but we only liked each other because we found each other sexually attractive.... And from that relationship I learned to go after personality because looks are only good for a while.. But luckily I found a girl who I like to be around -1/2
    #167 to #133 - tynerd
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    what's with all the typing, man
    what's with all the typing, man
    #134 to #133 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    2/2 and can talk and who truely understands me/ fun to be around and her being really cute is a bonus :p.. I really like to think I've grown up a little bit in the past year and I'm learning how to deal with arrogance slowly and this is a big stepping stone for me. I honestly understand if you don't forgive me because your one of the people who got most offended by my comment, but anyways I would like to apologize for my actions earlier tonight.
    #115 to #104 - hangingtree
    Reply+3
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    God look at all those words.   
   
Hey, I understand, money is really tough for me too.   
But like I said, I agree with you, until you started sounding like a little bitch.   
Now you maned up, admitted your mistake.   
So, good work bro.
    God look at all those words.

    Hey, I understand, money is really tough for me too.
    But like I said, I agree with you, until you started sounding like a little bitch.
    Now you maned up, admitted your mistake.
    So, good work bro.
    #113 to #104 - thatoneiranianguy
    Reply+4
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Good to know. You didn't have much character before, especially after that little stunt. But the fact you took the time to reconsider yourself and come back to apologise and admit you were wrong (which is hard to do for anyone,) that makes me give an ounce of respect for you and a hope that you have a bright future upon you.   
   
We were glad to have you around FunnyJunk and one less hurts us all as a website - but good luck with your schooling and you yourself stay classy.
    Good to know. You didn't have much character before, especially after that little stunt. But the fact you took the time to reconsider yourself and come back to apologise and admit you were wrong (which is hard to do for anyone,) that makes me give an ounce of respect for you and a hope that you have a bright future upon you.

    We were glad to have you around FunnyJunk and one less hurts us all as a website - but good luck with your schooling and you yourself stay classy.
    User avatar#107 to #104 - Dwarf
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    I support you, bro.
    #109 to #107 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Thanks man! I feel like I should have carried myself better on my comments so people would truely understand where I was coming from. I just to learn how to hold onto my anger a little better.
    User avatar#136 to #109 - nopenotme
    Reply+5
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Yea, anger management, I get that.
    In Freshman year of High School I threw a chair across a room because some people were cheating at a game in PE. That's when I realized I had a bit of an anger issue haha.
    I don't quite know how relevant that is, but hey, anger problems. Don't disagree with me, or I'll set you on fire.
    #93 to #79 - muffintime
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    User avatar#84 to #79 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    He started off by bragging about it, then when he saw that people didn't think he was as great as he did, he had an egotistical crisis and decided to leave when he couldnt argue and win his case.

    It happens.
    #117 to #84 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Sorry for being a little cunt earlier. It was childish and didn't help me at all. Comment 103 is the full apology. sorry for pissing you off

    -shortbusterrorist
    User avatar#94 to #84 - scootalooisyourgod
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Bragging about what?
    #96 to #94 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    I will break the story down for you for everyone to understand what's going on

    >Kid dating girl
    >kids takes girl on date to the mall and tells the mom, mom says it okay
    >kid drives chick home and dad hits his car with a stick or somethin and damages it like 500 or something I don't remember
    >Kid gets pissed of f and doesn't bring girl home for curfew on the next date
    >girls dad threatens kid
    >kid lies about his dad being some warrior or something
    >kid acts arrogant and refuses to believe what he did is wrong
    >kid deletes account because no one agrees with him
    #145 to #96 - anon id: 31ee8ccc
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    The dad does kind of sound like a dick
    #97 to #96 - anon id: 08b1dc8f
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    Also the kid didn't understand the curfew respect rule and acted like a asshole towards the dad because the dad damaged his car.

    Rookie mistake haha...
    #106 to #97 - Dwarf
    Reply0
    (07/29/2013)[-]
    **Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #335 at By far the best cosplay at SD ComicCon ** To be honest, I kind of agree with the guy. I think he could've handled it better, but I believe in yin yang.
    **Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #335 at By far the best cosplay at SD ComicCon ** To be honest, I kind of agree with the guy. I think he could've handled it better, but I believe in yin yang.
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