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#18 - hydromatic (07/29/2013) [-]
Do you WANT to be reaped?
User avatar #99 to #18 - commontroll (07/29/2013) [-]
Meh, I wouldn't want to be reaped, but if I was I'd do okay in it I think. I'm really good at throwing knives and axes, and I know how to survive in the wild fairly well. Just as long as I avoid the LSD Bees I'm good for most of it.
User avatar #29 to #18 - uzbekistan (07/29/2013) [-]
Well most people act like they would be total badasses and ******* slay anything and everything in their path but in reality they would either get killed on the first day or get lost and starve to death
#85 to #29 - widsquard (07/29/2013) [-]
Stand back mate, I play Crawl of dooty.
#61 to #29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Assuming it was the average funnyjunker filling all the slots i think i would have a decent chance. I'm not saying i would win, i'd probably get 1 kill hopefully and if i'm lucky i might last a day or two.
#62 to #61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
Nevermind i'll probably die on the first day. I still think i can kill 1 person though. Just one.
User avatar #96 to #62 - baaltomekk (07/29/2013) [-]
yourself?
User avatar #51 to #29 - vicsix ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
The main character shouldn't have survived long either. Hurrrr I shute arow good I win gaems.
User avatar #53 to #51 - uzbekistan (07/29/2013) [-]
Well it wouldn't be much of a story if as soon as the games started Katniss got her throat slit.
User avatar #54 to #53 - vicsix ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
It would be so much better though. And why did she start caring for peeta? He was a massive cuntstallion the whole movie.
User avatar #93 to #54 - zvone (07/29/2013) [-]
She was pretending to get sponsors. It say's so in the books.
User avatar #57 to #54 - spartusee (07/29/2013) [-]
The movie was ass. When it cam out and it was pg-13 i knew they would have a hard time killing kids. Half of the book was the games. But that wasn't really the point of the movie I guess.
#64 to #57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
i watched it on netflix last night. literally half of the movie is the game.
User avatar #65 to #64 - spartusee (07/29/2013) [-]
I stopped watching when she was in the cave with peeta being luvy kisy teenage drama.
User avatar #56 to #54 - uzbekistan (07/29/2013) [-]
I am guessing they were just trying to cram a lot of teenage love ******** to get Teenage girls to see it.
User avatar #58 to #56 - vicsix ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Exactly. This is supposed to be an awesome intense dramatic story of a girl fighting against the odds. Not angsty ******** and characters that don't make sense. And, as Spartusee said, it should have had some pretty gory bits. The only gory part I saw was a kid have his head turned to the right slightly (great neck snapping).
User avatar #76 to #58 - reretzu (07/29/2013) [-]
To be honest the whole movie is terrible, one of the worst films I've seen in a long time, trying to make sense of it is no use.

Speaking of how well I think I'd do in the games, I'd probably be the first to go, I'm quite athletic actually and I can handle myself well in a fight, problem is that I'd refuse to kill anyone.
#88 to #76 - jeremybenden (07/29/2013) [-]
ok, the movie isn't bad, i dont think u guys r getting that they have to make the sponsors like them, and since they're all the rich stuck up pricks from the main city they r bored and want to see things like this, even in the book they do this, its not because they actually love each other they were trying to get the sponsors attention so that they would drop stuff for them.(of course peeta really is in love with katniss, and katniss does fall for him later in the series ) Also katniss was taught how to hunt and survive nature by her dad, so she did actually have a chance, it wasn't just using a bow she was good at. Also their mentor told them to do stuff like that to GET THE SPONSORS TO LIKE THEM, and gave them a pretty good base strategy to build on based on environment and events that happened while there.
User avatar #92 to #88 - reretzu (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, I understand those things perfectly fine, the movie is still horrible and you can easily find other things that are absolutely terrible with it.
User avatar #49 to #29 - theblacksheep (07/29/2013) [-]
I think about that too. If I had to do it I'd be in the survival training as much as possible. And then just try to out wait everyone else.
User avatar #50 to #49 - uzbekistan (07/29/2013) [-]
I know but you the kind of people I am talking about right? Like the ones that say once they get in there they would obliterate everyone.
User avatar #52 to #50 - theblacksheep (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, the ones that'd **** themselves in a fist fight let alone a death match with sharpened steel.
User avatar #36 to #29 - formidableguy (07/29/2013) [-]
I dunno, when matched up against the other incompetent arseholes I think i could survive longer than a day.
User avatar #25 to #18 - sptnfouroneseven (07/29/2013) [-]
I do... **** would be ******* great, killing someone I know... Considering I hate most of my town.
#31 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/29/2013) [-]
the edges on this guy
#115 to #31 - zsabber (07/29/2013) [-]
The edges on this guy
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