Almost Reading. Source is collegehumor ( collegehumor.com/user/3443937 ) by Caldwell Tanner Cats are the best. Shiba master race.. "Wouldn't it be great if you could look at their tail and tell their emotions?" I know right? because it's not like cat's make a purring sound when th
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Source is collegehumor ( collegehumor.com/user/3443937 ) by Caldwell Tanner
Cats are the best.
Shiba master race

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Submitted: 07/28/2013
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#15 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (24 replies)
"Wouldn't it be great if you could look at their tail and tell their emotions?"

I know right?
because it's not like cat's make a purring sound when they're happy
that's just silly
#3 - mr skeltal (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
yes because barking is an improvement...
#2 - awesumjjman (07/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
cats are the 						****
cats are the ****
#35 - ragingflamingos (07/28/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Cats will use the bathroom outside. Its just that most people never let their cats out.
#7 - nooneofinterest (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I'm being raped and I find that hilarious"
User avatar #45 - siridontcare (07/28/2013) [+] (30 replies)
1. Cats have this thing called trust. a Dog will roll over for any tramp in the neighborhood with a hand but a cat takes trust. I can pet my cat anyway I want because we have bonded to be comfortable together. Dogs are a slut for the hand
2. cats have longer tails that don't wag but sway and they purrr which is the best damn noise ever. "oh look this dog is so happy he is beating me in the face with his tail"
3. Dogs have no off button. you had a hard day? let me jump all over you. you had a good day? let me jump all over you. you just had surgery and can't take weight? let me jump on you. Cats know the perfect time to play with you.
4. dogs tongues do not have burrs and they only clean their crotch. cats require no bath
5. yes, having to leave your house every hour of the day is soooo much better then a trip to the garbage once a week.
6. Dogs scratch me all the time. cats can retract their claws while dogs can not. And closer?have you ever played with a laser light? then cuddles afterwords? or played baps?
7. cats are sleaker and more flexible and won't hurt your legs for sleeping on them in the night. Why on earth would you want a bowling ball as a pet?
8. Cats are not slaves. This one I will admit is more fun to have a dog but I think higher of a cat that won't sell its soul for a kibble snack.
9. smaller noise = cuter
10. yes, barking at the god damn door every time someone knocks or is on your porch. if I had a dollar for every time I saw owners being annoyed by their dog barking then I would have a lot of money.
#279 - mostinterestingfox **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
all of these qualities sound alot like a lynx
#256 - EdwardNigma (07/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why can't we like both dogs and cats?
#89 - agentdoubleohio (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Theres this cat, i think it meets all the requirements
Theres this cat, i think it meets all the requirements
User avatar #23 - holeymoley (07/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
O2: Be more dog Everyone, welcome to British television
#317 - dustypengwin (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
2005 internet - lul catz ar so silly. i luv catz. lolcats4lyfe

2013 internet - **** . Cats.
#290 - fiddlestickz (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or use simple one step process   
1. Make cats more aerodynamic
Or use simple one step process
1. Make cats more aerodynamic
#64 - alexanderh (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Things among these that cats already do, by the number listed in the OP:
1: most cats don't mind being scratched "the wrong way". Or just be a bit rougher, most cats like it.
2: Cats already do show their emotion. when they move their tail, they are annoyed. When they purr, they feel safe. when they stare you in the eye, they are challenging you. When they do that half-blink, they are being courteous, and show that they like you.
5: Most cats will, if they have access to the outside at all times, use the outside as a bathroom.
6: Some cats are very playful, but they usually play with their claws and teeth. Some enjoy this, while others don't.
7: again, some cats understand vague hand motions, and will react to the correct noises.
#90 - europe (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>breaths that smell worse than the rotting corpses of a thousand babies
#195 - bloodmagic (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Most of these can also translate to How to Make women better.
Most of these can also translate to How to Make women better.
#220 - recoveryone (07/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
mfw:   
1)Dogs don't like being rubbed the wrong way either   
2)Cats don't wag their tail when happy, they flick it up and down when they're curious about something, and their fur puffs up when they're pissed off   
3)Yeah, because you want something with big ass and sharp claws jumping on you every time you get home, right?   
4)Cats are already generally speaking, cleaner than dogs(They don't jump in mud)   
5)Put up a cat door, and a litter is better than a dog 						********					 on your floor, they can even be trained to use a toilet(yes, really, toss some cat litter in there for a few weeks, can't flush though)   
6)Get a string and stick?   
7)So, a Maine Coon, or a Bobcat, or a Mountain Lion if your state allows it   
8)Yeah, because your average dog is model of obedience, right?   
9)Longer nose means your cat would get injured easier in a fight with another cat, you don't want your buddy getting his ass kicked, right?   
10)When was the last time your dog barked at something important and it wasn't just the mailman dropping something off?
mfw:
1)Dogs don't like being rubbed the wrong way either
2)Cats don't wag their tail when happy, they flick it up and down when they're curious about something, and their fur puffs up when they're pissed off
3)Yeah, because you want something with big ass and sharp claws jumping on you every time you get home, right?
4)Cats are already generally speaking, cleaner than dogs(They don't jump in mud)
5)Put up a cat door, and a litter is better than a dog ******** on your floor, they can even be trained to use a toilet(yes, really, toss some cat litter in there for a few weeks, can't flush though)
6)Get a string and stick?
7)So, a Maine Coon, or a Bobcat, or a Mountain Lion if your state allows it
8)Yeah, because your average dog is model of obedience, right?
9)Longer nose means your cat would get injured easier in a fight with another cat, you don't want your buddy getting his ass kicked, right?
10)When was the last time your dog barked at something important and it wasn't just the mailman dropping something off?
#154 - kaycie (07/29/2013) [-]
wait a minute...
wait a minute...
#72 - verycoolcat (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#247 - Her (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."   
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a 						****					.   
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.   
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.   
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.   
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?   
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.   
7. Um...   
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.   
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.   
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.   
   
   
TL;DR   
I wouldn't read it either.   
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
This is basically saying ''I'm too stupid to understand cats because they are more subtle than dogs and it's their fault."
1. Of course there's a wrong way to rub a cat. There's a wrong way to rub any animal. How would you like it if someone vigorously shook their hand all throughout your hair in all directions? I've rubbed many cats' fur 'the wrong way' (as in going against the hair's direction of growth) and unless you furiously try to rub their skin off, they generally don't give a **** .
2. They're not dogs. You don't wag your tail when you're happy either, do you? I'm sorry things aren't as simple as you want.
3. They are if you aren't such a twat to them. And they're generally loners. Unlike dogs, they don't feel the need to recognize you as a pack leader and bow to your every command. It's not as personal as you think.
4. A larger tongue? Really? I feel I don't need to address that.
5. Considering how stubborn cats are, since they don't depend on you for guidance, you are damn lucky you don't need to potty train them. Is a litter-box really something to bitch about? Really?
6. This one I can agree with. But that's what dogs are for. Cats weren't bred to play.
7. Um...
8. They are trainable, actually. They're just nothing like dogs. So stop comparing them already.
9. Because then they would look like deranged dogs? I could explain why they have short snouts to begin with, but I know nobody cares.
10. Yeah. Great. More annoying sounds.


TL;DR
I wouldn't read it either.
Just get a dog if you can't handle a cat.
User avatar #18 - afrodemon (07/28/2013) [-]
my cat loves when i come home, it even comes to greet me
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