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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - jacksipian
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stickied
#41 to #1 - anon id: 5c1a944a
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God I thought you were the guy who stickied his own comments when he got frontpage

**** that guy
User avatar #42 to #41 - jacksipian
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thumbwhoring is stupid, very VERY rarely do i do that. thumb if you agree
#46 to #42 - stringfingerable
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>Thumb if you agree
>Thumb if you agree
#48 to #46 - jacksipian
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wrong picture
#67 to #46 - ilolyoucry
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#88 to #67 - teranin
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he said "lol"
he said "lol"
#47 to #46 - jacksipian
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#69 to #42 - kompleteciller
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#70 to #69 - jacksipian
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User avatar #71 to #70 - kompleteciller
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**** now i get it i feel like the biggest retard ok im deleting it
#74 to #71 - jacksipian
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haha its alright, dont feel bad
haha its alright, dont feel bad
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User avatar #44 to #42 - jacksipian
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#95 to #1 - ilolyoucry
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I'm back...
I'm back...
User avatar #120 to #95 - jacksipian
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damn, i cant believe we hit the thread cap that fast, but that makes sense, and here i was thinking i could just kill an animal, gut it, and cook it and be fine :/ but maybe some things cook different than fish do :/
User avatar #121 to #120 - ilolyoucry
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Fish meat is different from other animal meat.
User avatar #122 to #121 - jacksipian
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******* Fish! messing up my perception of how cooking meat works! how dare they!
User avatar #123 to #122 - ilolyoucry
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I know right?
Those damn enigmas!
User avatar #124 to #123 - jacksipian
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they make it so damn hard to do everything else because they screw up how you look at it! i hate fish now!, better put an aquarium in your butchery!
#97 to #95 - jacksipian
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long time no see! how've you been, buddy?
#100 to #97 - ilolyoucry
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Oh, good, good.
Been busy trying to save Skyrim this time, instead of Lordran.
Video games are awesome.
I also have gotten a job as a Butcher at a local butchery in my town.
******* awesome..
Making money, ******* bitches.
#101 to #100 - jacksipian
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haha, thats good, you should help me get a job, ive got leadership and networking qualifications, so i can lead the animals to you! or fix your computers and ****, but thats not as fun
#102 to #101 - ilolyoucry
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I would, if you lived anywhere near me.
^Not my clever way of trying to figure out where you live, by the way.
Also, do you play any PC Games?
User avatar #103 to #102 - jacksipian
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im in rhode island **** your clever trick and reverse psychology worked! i have a bunch of games on steam and stuff, what do you have?
User avatar #104 to #103 - ilolyoucry
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Oh man, add me.
JWebby is my username.
User avatar #105 to #104 - jacksipian
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are you Jarred or Joe? theres quite a few JWebbys on there lol
User avatar #106 to #105 - ilolyoucry
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The fuq?
How do people have the gall to use MY NICKNAME.
But, anyway..I'm Jarred.
User avatar #107 to #106 - jacksipian
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alright i sent the friend invite, but its probably because youre such a cool guy, other people want to be as cool as you so they steal your name, or theyre incredibly jealous and want to ruin your good name, using the same tactic :/
#108 to #107 - ilolyoucry
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Those sons of bitches...
Those sons of bitches...
#109 to #108 - jacksipian
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should i lead them to the butchery? ive got the qualifications, i can do it.

semi related
#110 to #109 - ilolyoucry
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Yess....   
This seems like the perfect idea to genetically weed out the copy cats..
Yess....
This seems like the perfect idea to genetically weed out the copy cats..
User avatar #111 to #110 - jacksipian
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good, ill get started

jwebby
Joe
pretty much the coolest dude ever slaying poon like there is no tomorrow

This dude is DEFINITELY riding off your name
#112 to #111 - ilolyoucry
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Lead this faggot to the Slaughter House.
Lead this faggot to the Slaughter House.
#113 to #112 - jacksipian
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alright, will do. He will be there soon...
alright, will do. He will be there soon...
#114 to #113 - ilolyoucry
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I know just how I am gonna cut this guy..   
Against the lean...   
**** up his meat.
I know just how I am gonna cut this guy..
Against the lean...
**** up his meat.
User avatar #115 to #114 - jacksipian
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i dont know what that means.... but go for it
User avatar #119 to #115 - ilolyoucry
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I can't reply to your other comment.
But anyway...
Different cuts of meat are meant to be cooked differently.
So if you cut a certain type of meat the wrong way..it doesn't cook right in the way it is meant to.
That is why different meats are cut differently. So they can be cooked differently.
Specifically when they are the same meat, but are different types.
#117 to #115 - ilolyoucry
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Basicaly, cut him wrong. It messes up the meat so it can't be cooked properly.   
I've said too much...
Basicaly, cut him wrong. It messes up the meat so it can't be cooked properly.
I've said too much...
User avatar #118 to #117 - jacksipian
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ok... i dont anything about butchery and stuff, i thought you could cook anything no matter the cut :/ i thought the cut only affected how they clean the meat and ship it and stuff
User avatar #24 to #1 - jesusthegardener
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wow! a stickied comment, that isnt in a sea of red thumbs.

congratulations.
User avatar #26 to #24 - jacksipian
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thank you
#27 to #1 - ilolyoucry
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I remember when we were talking about Attack on Titan, now you're a stickied comment!   
They grow up so fast..
I remember when we were talking about Attack on Titan, now you're a stickied comment!
They grow up so fast..
#31 to #27 - jacksipian
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thats nothing lol, i used to get in the top 50 every week, i just took a vacation for a bit, now im back on the scene. it was funny, i had like 4 different Attack on Titan conversations going at once and i even rolled an AOT picture in a thread, it was hilarious, id have to reread the entire thread to figure out what exactly we were talking about lol
#32 to #31 - ilolyoucry
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Comrades before Wenches.
#35 to #32 - jacksipian
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its cool running into people you were just talking to on here, because it rarely happens
#37 to #35 - ilolyoucry
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It is. Especially when you get into even another silly conversation..
#39 to #37 - jacksipian
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isn't that all that happens here? thumbwhores, content, and silly conversations?
#50 to #39 - ilolyoucry
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That's why I stay here..   
For the silly conversation..and...
That's why I stay here..
For the silly conversation..and...
#52 to #50 - jacksipian
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its gotta be pretty convenient for you then since youre on a site with silly conversations regularly and an **** section
its gotta be pretty convenient for you then since youre on a site with silly conversations regularly and an **** section
#55 to #52 - ilolyoucry
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Yeah.   
It works itself out.
Yeah.
It works itself out.
#58 to #55 - jacksipian
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i wonder how the site was at the beginning, if it was all funny and no **** and some horny bastards told my filthy item daddy to put in ****, or if it was originally a porn website and the guy was like "this isn't funny enough, lets put a place where people can upload funny pictures and stuff and that way, after they've had their laugh, they can go check out the porn" knowing my filthy item daddy, i think it was the latter   
   
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i wonder how the site was at the beginning, if it was all funny and no **** and some horny bastards told my filthy item daddy to put in ****, or if it was originally a porn website and the guy was like "this isn't funny enough, lets put a place where people can upload funny pictures and stuff and that way, after they've had their laugh, they can go check out the porn" knowing my filthy item daddy, i think it was the latter

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#59 to #58 - ilolyoucry
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I bet my filthy item daddy made this site as his own personal lace of ****.   
You could post porn, but not see the other uploaded porn.   
Only my filthy item daddy could..and he loved it..   
Unrelated GIF, also..
I bet my filthy item daddy made this site as his own personal lace of ****.
You could post porn, but not see the other uploaded porn.
Only my filthy item daddy could..and he loved it..
Unrelated GIF, also..
User avatar #60 to #59 - jacksipian
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probably! my filthy item daddy is a mysterious man/thing but we're onto him/it he/it better watch his/its back!
#61 to #60 - ilolyoucry
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Agreed.   
So..is it/he a he or it?
Agreed.
So..is it/he a he or it?
#63 to #61 - jacksipian
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how do we know he/it isn't a man-thing? he/it might be both!
#64 to #63 - ilolyoucry
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It all makes sense now...   
It was like a puzzle...and all the pieces just came together...
It all makes sense now...
It was like a puzzle...and all the pieces just came together...
#68 to #64 - jacksipian
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I like puzzles, im good at them. my filthy item daddy cant hide the truth from us!
I like puzzles, im good at them. my filthy item daddy cant hide the truth from us!
#81 to #39 - vibezz
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I'm here because Dark Souls...
#96 to #81 - ilolyoucry
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Am I too late?
#98 to #96 - vibezz
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Just a bit
Just a bit
#116 to #98 - ilolyoucry
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By the way...
#99 to #98 - ilolyoucry
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Take a look above, I was in this thread from the beginning!
Take a look above, I was in this thread from the beginning!
#82 to #81 - jacksipian
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i like that game, its tough but fun and rewarding
#83 to #82 - vibezz
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I am very excited for Dark Souls 2! It looks great
I am very excited for Dark Souls 2! It looks great
User avatar #84 to #83 - jacksipian
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i heard its coming out soon but i haven't really looked into it, im more excited for grand theft auto 5
#72 to #32 - lordfuckerslives
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**** Yeah!!
Dark Souls.
#9 to #1 - addf
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i really want an app that makes that sound on command.
i would walk around telling terrible puns all day with it
User avatar #14 to #9 - leightonsolomon
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If you have an android, look up an an called Instants!
Its the app equivalent of this site - www.instantsfun.es/badumtss/
I think the iPhone version is called Funbox or something.
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacksipian
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i would get a smartphone just for that app, it would be amazing, id do the same thing
#21 to #9 - anon id: b3c3de57
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but its only funny if someone else does the sounds....
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zing
zing
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User avatar #15 to #3 - freshlikeuhhhhhh
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hahahahahaha the ****?
#80 to #3 - nightstar
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#18 - thatonesmartdude
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I always wanted to have some calf's brains... keep 'em in my hand. When my mother hit me in the head, I'd throw 'em on the floor. Knowing my mother, it would work. She'd go, "Put your brains back in your head! You let your brains fall out of your head; Have you lost your mind?!"
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#40 - yomommabinshoppin
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I don't even care if it's a joke anymore, but the ******* line is "Nobody PANICS"
Why can't anybody keep that straight?
User avatar #57 to #40 - residentblackman
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This
User avatar #87 to #40 - wtfduud
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Well that escalated fast.
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#78 - jordoguy
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The worst misuse of a meme I've ever seen is that in my area there is a girl who is quite well known for being a whore and someone got the bad luck brian template and wrote on it "I'm not saying *insert name* is a whore, but if you kicked her in the vagina you'd lose your foot". The part was someone had posted a 'not bad' picture. Total idiots.
The worst misuse of a meme I've ever seen is that in my area there is a girl who is quite well known for being a whore and someone got the bad luck brian template and wrote on it "I'm not saying *insert name* is a whore, but if you kicked her in the vagina you'd lose your foot". The part was someone had posted a 'not bad' picture. Total idiots.