Batman telling it how it is. .. goddammit I held the door open for a girl today and I didn't even get a blow job, I hate being stuck in the friendzone
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Batman telling it how it is

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#40 - myshitlifesofar (07/28/2013) [-]
goddammit I held the door open for a girl today and I didn't even get a blow job, I hate being stuck in the friendzone
#4 - puar (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Let's just stop posting these.
Let's just stop posting these.
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#2 - vangelus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - shroomftw (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
inb4 fedora'd gentleman
#65 - herbolifee (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
No, you're single because you're not attractive, which is more based on body language and confidence than on your looks. Sure, looking great helps out, but when you know how to properly secude girls it really doesn't matter (which is something eveyone can learn if they actually take the time to do research and practise).
User avatar #3 - cowandchicken (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im single because....well really i dont know why i make girls laugh and they actually enjoy spending time around me.
#12 to #3 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Because you're not alpha.
#110 - ivyy (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how i get the bitches even tho im ugly as 						****
how i get the bitches even tho im ugly as ****
#44 - coolioshades (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The main thing about girls is they like the courage and effort you take to talk to them. Let's go back to mother ****** medieval times. You see any knights pulling beta ******** ? Of course not. The ladies loved those bad asses because they were courageous, tough as nails, but also had a nice side. So next time you're zoidberging down the hall and you see a good lookin girl.. Be the knight in shining ****** armour and talk to her...
User avatar #53 - fyaq (07/28/2013) [-]
Im single because im a bit shallow so dont take what is available, and hold out for girls that ultimately disappoint me.

Trying to find a pretty girl who isnt a cunt. Wish me luck.
#104 - squalllionhart (07/28/2013) [-]
i may be ugly and have the personality of a rock but on the bright the side i don't have to spend any money on kids or a wife
i may be ugly and have the personality of a rock but on the bright the side i don't have to spend any money on kids or a wife
#81 - yomommabinshoppin (07/28/2013) [-]
Shyness mixed with ugliness. And my mind isn't the most beautiful thing either, because I am on the internet after all
#62 - nitsuan (07/28/2013) [-]
I am a nice guy, not single, and am still liked by others

It's not about being a nice guy, you're suppose to be nice. Have some balls and actually try to go above and beyond. Call them up and ask them to hang out sometime, even if it's just you two. Be there when they need you. Be a little flirtatious, but most of all have some confidence. A man who can't hold his head high is something a girl does not want, or at least in m experiences.
#21 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Having a girlfriend is just stupid. You waste all your time whining about how you need one, then you start wasting your time and money getting one, then you waste all your time and money keeping one, then you wast all your time crying about them.
#59 to #21 - trollmobile (07/28/2013) [-]
no
my girlfriend refuses to ask for anything, and when i give her gifts, she insits on paying back somehow, spending time with her is the thing i enjoy the most in the world, and i never whined about how i needed one, nor have i cried because of her. (had a 1 month minor depression because of being dumped once, but that's about all the consequences i've faced from months and months of happiness)
User avatar #130 - ChristopherLloyd (07/28/2013) [-]
"there's no such thing as a friendzone, its called being a little bitch" - Filthy Frank
#127 - NinjaHermit (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm single because I'm an introverted, agoraphobic hermit that rarely leaves the apartment. Even when out in public, I can barely talk to people in general, much less a girl I find attractive.   
It's all right though. Not gonna sit and whine about it. A girlfriend could be nice, but on the other hand, solitude really isn't so bad (for me, anyway).
I'm single because I'm an introverted, agoraphobic hermit that rarely leaves the apartment. Even when out in public, I can barely talk to people in general, much less a girl I find attractive.
It's all right though. Not gonna sit and whine about it. A girlfriend could be nice, but on the other hand, solitude really isn't so bad (for me, anyway).
#33 - Sinless (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have better relationships with my FWB's than I've had with most of my girlfriends.

I don't know why. Maybe because there's no expectation present or something, but the relationships turn out to be more open, honest, and positive.
#6 - thehiddensoul (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if someone could change all of it to Rejection it explains me
User avatar #5 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm not single because I'm nice to girls. What you need to do is find the right girl,. I'm not a nice guy, not attractive, fat, a druggie. I could go on further, but my point is made. Despite all this, I found an attractive girl who cares about me. We've been together for 3 months as of last Thursday. Learn to be funny, charming, confident, and just know getting shut down isn't the end, but a new beginning.
#1 - astarothaufromage (07/27/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm single because I am too ******* shy, a huge asshole (not trying to be one), your average 18 year old girl confuses me and most gay guys are too.. Full of life, vibrant, it drains me of my energy.
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