Batman telling it how it is. .. goddammit I held the door open for a girl today and I didn't even get a blow job, I hate being stuck in the friendzone Batman telling it how is goddammit I held the door open for a girl today and didn't even get blow job hate being stuck in friendzone
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#40 - myshitlifesofar
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goddammit I held the door open for a girl today and I didn't even get a blow job, I hate being stuck in the friendzone
#4 - puar
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Let's just stop posting these.
Let's just stop posting these.
#77 to #4 - scarmanagent
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User avatar #7 - shroomftw
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inb4 fedora'd gentleman
#128 to #7 - skullnigga
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#89 to #7 - worried
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fedoras are awesome... fedoras are awesome.... fedoras are awesome...... fedoras are awesome
User avatar #141 to #89 - shroomftw
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Fedoras Are Awesome
#58 - gameshredder
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#65 - herbolifee
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No, you're single because you're not attractive, which is more based on body language and confidence than on your looks. Sure, looking great helps out, but when you know how to properly secude girls it really doesn't matter (which is something eveyone can learn if they actually take the time to do research and practise).
#84 to #65 - anon id: 81401358
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Thats actually true what you say. But still I have to add that everone is good at "learning it" . You need some talent too. Just like drawing nice pictures.
#85 to #84 - anon id: 81401358
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forgot to add NOT
#98 to #65 - anon id: a0557802
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You just have to like them. They will realize and like you back.

As if anyone would research how to seduct girls...

Most girls still want their boyfriends to be assholes. Thats simple evultionary biology.
User avatar #121 to #65 - roflsaucer
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It's not that simple of a science.

Sure, there are general things that are attractive, like confidence, but that might not attract the type of girl you want to date.

It's not something you can learn by reading or being told, you kind of have to learn through experience - something a lot of people on FJ are lacking in, by a lot.
User avatar #70 to #65 - bowservoltaire
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I'd be glad to be secuded by you
#67 to #65 - moorbs
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Please tell me more about the art of 'secudtion'.
#68 to #67 - herbolifee
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What a typo...
What a typo...
User avatar #134 to #68 - godofsteak
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now they wont leave you alone for it lol
User avatar #3 - cowandchicken
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Im single because....well really i dont know why i make girls laugh and they actually enjoy spending time around me.
User avatar #120 to #3 - drtrousersnake
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have you tried setting yourself to wumbo?
#12 to #3 - anonymoose
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Because you're not alpha.
#110 - ivyy
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how i get the bitches even tho im ugly as ****
how i get the bitches even tho im ugly as ****
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#44 - coolioshades
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The main thing about girls is they like the courage and effort you take to talk to them. Let's go back to mother ****** medieval times. You see any knights pulling beta ********? Of course not. The ladies loved those bad asses because they were courageous, tough as nails, but also had a nice side. So next time you're zoidberging down the hall and you see a good lookin girl.. Be the knight in shining ****** armour and talk to her...
User avatar #47 to #44 - jacksipian
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a knight in shining armor has never had his metal tested
#55 to #47 - trollmobile
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not everyone wants to be beaten the crap out of.
User avatar #69 to #55 - jacksipian
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ya i know, i was just quoting a post i saw earlier
User avatar #46 to #44 - iwanttousenumbers
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Before I do that, how do I Zoidberg?
User avatar #53 - fyaq
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Im single because im a bit shallow so dont take what is available, and hold out for girls that ultimately disappoint me.

Trying to find a pretty girl who isnt a cunt. Wish me luck.