Peace Treaty. (OC) One turn remaining and all the boys get wild... And then theres this guy. And what the hell is with china only having archers while france has its minutemen.
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Peace Treaty

(OC) One turn remaining and all the boys get wild.

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Submitted: 07/27/2013
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#10 - sigcurtis (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And then theres this guy.

And what the hell is with china only having archers while france has its minutemen.
#27 - tsukaza (07/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I pirated this game long ago with a few friends... However we couldn't get multiplayer to work... Now a few friends has it but a few can't afford it...
I love Civ V but playing against the AI got boring in how they were either predictable... or made no sense.... Asking hep to get rid of someone? Okay.... 4 turns later declaring war on me... wat?
User avatar #32 to #27 - corso (07/28/2013) [-]
But why.... Do you type... Like this...?
#19 - xkindred (07/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Is Civ V any good? Im a huge fan of strategy games (Dota 2, Starcraft, Age of Empires etc.) but ive always thought this game looked slow paced. Can anyone recommend it?
User avatar #22 to #19 - domitius (07/28/2013) [-]
I recommend the **** out of civ 5
I don't dare even speak of how many hours of my life I have wasted on it
#35 - luthervonappledorf (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So many of those mother 						*******					 AI were just straight up cunts!   
   
Just starting out a game, nothing fancy, nothing too serious. About 10 turns in, some mother 						******					 appears with a 						*******					 battering ram and a few units of swordsmen. I don't have much because just started. He just 						*******					 destroys me in 5 turns FOR NO 						*******					 REASON!   
   
MFW I played against him next time and made it my goal to let him build up a big empire and 						*******					 annihilate it.
So many of those mother ******* AI were just straight up cunts!

Just starting out a game, nothing fancy, nothing too serious. About 10 turns in, some mother ****** appears with a ******* battering ram and a few units of swordsmen. I don't have much because just started. He just ******* destroys me in 5 turns FOR NO ******* REASON!

MFW I played against him next time and made it my goal to let him build up a big empire and ******* annihilate it.
User avatar #34 - callan (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The one thing I didn't live about Civ V was the ****** diplomacy with the AI.
-We don't like you!
-Why?
-Because your one friend denounced you; we don't like him for denouncing you, either, but we still figure he had a good reason.
*Other guy's reason remains unknown the entirety of the game but both remain hateful of me from that point on.*

*On a slightly easier setting but the point is still valid*
-So, I have 30 rifle units and a bunch of cannons and you have about 30 units total of an assortment of long-swordsmen, pikemen, and archers. All of my soldiers are at your borders and could easily annihilate your country. How about you just give me this one city and some gold and resources and I don't attack you?
-Nah, I think we could take you.
*6 turns later said country is no more.*
#43 to #34 - CIS White Male (07/28/2013) [-]
or, perhaps stop playing on settler diffuculty? how bout that?
User avatar #1 - nimba (07/27/2013) [+] (13 replies)
WHERE ARE YOUR CATAPULT? Think of the losses!!!
#45 - electro (07/28/2013) [-]
Im winning a war but i need about 5 turns just to support my troops that are in the battle field. Offer treaty with AI that Im destroying and offer him a huge sum of gold and a couple resources, ask "what will you give me for this?". His response? He clears my offer and then offers me every single thing he possibly has to offer. All his gold, all his gold per turn, all his resources and luxuries, all his remaining cities besides his capital, everything. I was like "err... okay."

w00t CIV5
#69 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
That's nice and all, but is anyone else ready for this?
User avatar #82 to #81 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Sounds ******* sweet! Will there also be a campaign multiplar like Shogun 2?

Also, Merrill's the most adorkable blood mage.
#65 - Kabutops (07/28/2013) [-]
my computer cant handle this game.    
   
   
< what i will do to my old comp as soon as i replace it
my computer cant handle this game.


< what i will do to my old comp as soon as i replace it
User avatar #55 - whiplasher ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
And I'm just sitting here, play Europa Universalis III...
User avatar #24 - bObmEh (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I hate it when they randomly declare war on you, and you decimate their forces, then offer a peace treaty where you pay out of the wazoo. Brilliant AI design.
#13 - CIS White Male (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad you'll be kicked out of the borders as soon as you declare war.
User avatar #3 - whycanticaps (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I wanna get civ 5 but I have no moneys T_T
User avatar #59 - elmilius (07/28/2013) [-]
Have you noticed how china always seems to be that one asshole in the game?
#51 - darthblam (07/28/2013) [-]
Except declaring war in hid land forces your units out of his borders.
#48 - orionthegreat (07/28/2013) [-]
I remember one game where I had two long standing allies, Darius and Kamehameha. Me and Darius had one continent and were kicking the **** out of Russia, and Kamehameha was chillin' and dominating the **** out of his own continent. Eventually Darius thought our borders, which had been happily shared for millenia were too close and declared war. Then Kamehameha declared war too and surprise surprise every ******* city state was under his control because he had completed the patronage branch. So I ended up building up nukes, destroyed Darius, freed my only city state that liked me from his grasps and created a fragile peace with Kamehameha. But then the ****** won the UN victory, ****** . Luckily, I can still crush his much larger army because he has his entire navy docked at his capital, and I have a lot of nukes.
User avatar #9 - cheddarcheesestick (07/28/2013) [-]
Update. Ramesses II of Ancient Egypt, and Wu Zetian of Ancient China, have just been assasinated on their boats, fleeing from Germany and France. The game remains between Napoleon and Bismarck. I think Bismarck got me to kill all of them so he could finish me off, but my military is unstoppable. He will be murdered if he tries anything.
User avatar #4 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
madness?
THIS
IS
BEIJING
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