Latvia joke 4. . One day, hear knock on door. to give free potato” h/ lan is very excite and opens door. not potato man, it secret police;
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User avatar #60 - shinycharizard (07/28/2013) [-]
Is Kapitalist lies, like they say in Amerika, "newfag".
Trust Commisar Kulchev, he no take you to gulag, politburo is good for you.

ok i say, now Kulchev sir, please be releasing my families. They is dead? Oh ok, such is life. Miserable. And dark and cold.
#1 - mudkipfucker (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#19 - smilingpyro (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Russian creepypasta
#49 - thehardcorechimp (07/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Are these trying to be funny?
Are they from something?
What am I missing?

My mum in the picture
User avatar #52 to #49 - whiplasher (07/28/2013) [-]
I'll explain, if you want me to. These "latvian jokes" are based on dark and stupid humor. Latvians are stereotyped to be very poor and thriving on potatoes, in a communist regime. Of course, it's not true. The joke is based on the communist regime in Latvia, during the URSS. And these jokes could be applied to any of the former communist countries (including mine, Romania). But Latvia seemes to be more picked on.

Now, to explain the actual joke. It's about a latvian man, sitting in his home. He hears a knock on the door, and when he asked who the knocker was, he was told that it was the "potato man" who gives free potatoes, which makes our latvian very happy, because he supposedly likes potatoes. But, to his surprise, there was no potato man waiting on the other side of the door, but the secret police, who probably beat him, sent him to Siberia or even killed him.

I can understand why you didn't like the joke, as it doesn't cater to everybody, and I'm sorry that I wasted your time with this picture. Have a nice day.
#5 - laffingninja (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am just drunk enough to find this funny!
I am just drunk enough to find this funny!
User avatar #13 - trolljunkusa (07/28/2013) [-]
But who was kebab?
User avatar #4 - thunderplop (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear
User avatar #6 to #4 - thunderplop (07/28/2013) [-]
If this is one of my friends doing this because they know I'm Latvian, these are wrong. It is turnip you need to be worry about
#24 - mattdoggy (07/28/2013) [-]
Is good story
Used tell this every night around village candle
is good to be hearing again
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's with all the new posts about Latvia? They're not even funny...
User avatar #56 to #51 - uhidk (07/28/2013) [-]
that's the joke, genius.
#46 - nozepicker (07/28/2013) [-]
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i don't know what im laughing at but holy ****
#16 - gentlemanpyro (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - Common Pepe (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
These suck...
User avatar #21 to #18 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Anon posted this hoping his comment to start a ********* . He favorited it to check the ********* later. Hopefully, this won't go any further and this trolling attempt will be a failure.
User avatar #72 - edzero (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Our english is better than that...
We are not Russians, godammit....

(Gimme your red thumbs, they make me stronger)
User avatar #73 to #72 - whiplasher (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but this was just a joke.
#31 - sadedzelle (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm Latvian and yes...Potato is all .
User avatar #30 - ultimatebadass (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
can someone explain these jokes with latvia and potatoes please? I've seen a ton and I'm a little confused
User avatar #23 - sheepysquirrel (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad to see latvian jokes on fj again; it's been a while.
User avatar #2 - staticwolf (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd just like to tell you that each time I read one of these, when I go to the next upload, I read it in an Eastern European accent.

I hope you're happy.
#36 - Common Pepe (07/28/2013) [-]
It's dolan all over again...
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