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Her fault

GIRLFRIEND unil'' ili' ..
Mly; I
I HEB I TENTS Ill
FEST Tl] MERE IT SEEM LIKE T
Mit
SHE
W BEEN’
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Submitted: 07/27/2013
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User avatar #1 - nexu (07/28/2013) [+] (37 replies)
That doesn't sound like it could fool anyone
#23 - Ristay (07/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I do that to people all the time- but more effectively. I go to my phones setting and turn it on airplane mode. I then proceed to text all my texts but obviously- they are stuck and won't send.

Then when people confront me about ignoring them, or being late- I say, no I texted you, then pull up my phone- acting all surprised to see all these texts stuck in my outbox. The best part is- the airplane mode symbol is extremely hard to notice, so I've never been caught. They always believe me, and it allows me to ignore people for the longest time.

#49 - hydromatic (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How about not ignoring your girlfriend ya dick.
How about not ignoring your girlfriend ya dick.
#26 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Haha people are making comments about this not fooling a girlfriend...

You don't fool me, you have no girlfriend.
User avatar #56 - whatupnachoface (07/28/2013) [+] (47 replies)
Story-time FunnyJunk.
Gather around the Old Tree, and listen to this tale of misery.
I had a girlfriend for some time. This time turned into three years. She became my fiance.
She loved me, she worshipped me. Literally did anything for me. And I would have burned the world for her, if she had asked that of me.
A year ago, a guy in her college class tried something with her. She rejected him, told me, but as she told me they were just friends, I let it slip.
This year I'm moving out of the country, but we had decided to keep it as a long distance relation. Keep in mind I'm still here, with three days to move away.
A week ago, she went on vacation with her friends.
She cheated on me with this dude. This ************ .
She came back, asked for my forgiveness, said it was a mistake..
But I couldn't bring myself to get back with her. Nevertheless, supported her, stayed there when she needed to cry because she hurt me, and basically **** her.
She promised me she didn't like him at all, and she swore she would never cheat on me again, or do something like this.
Last night, she told me the club she was going to go party at, and as we decided to stay separated for a while, I told her I wouldn't be going. She told me she was thankfull I understood about the time apart.
My friends wanted to go to that club, because they love it. I'm drunk out of my brain, think it's a good idea to surprise her romantically.
Walk into the club...She's making out with that guy.
Contain myself just to not kill him on the spot.
She cries, she begs for my forgiveness. No mercy.
Nevertheless, being the gentleman I am, after she leaves crying I go to her house to end well, say goodbye, a last smile, a last I love you, and get on with my life.
She refuses to see me, she sends her dad to kick me out, and she has rejected my offer to talk about it, and say goodbye to something so beautiful as it was, with a beautiful hug. She doesn't even want to talk to me, like I'm the bad guy.
It hurts so much.
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User avatar #130 - kaiizel (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How about telling her you're busy? Or is that too ******* easy?
User avatar #138 to #130 - seras (07/28/2013) [-]
Telling a woman you're busy? Are you suicidal?
#53 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [-]
just send her a picture of your penis
#72 - hopskotch (07/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Oh good, I thought I was the only one who did this.

All of the comments are like "blah blah blah don't ignore your girlfriend then."

You with the face. Yeah you. Shut up. We don't ignore her ALL of the time. This is just what happens when someone who games dates someone who doesn't, most of the time.

They're super high-maintenance, texting you literally 10 or 15 minutes, constantly expecting something back.

DAMN woman, just give me 45 minutes to SHUT THIS VEIGAR UP.
User avatar #128 - damakorithus (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i had a gf of about a year get upset with me over some ******** thing before, and because of this she decides to snap and become Captain Feminism. I broke up with her because she was being that way, and after refusing her begging to get back with me, she says - to my face -
"Fine then, Midget dick! I'll just tell everyone you raped me!"
wut
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#71 - fontell (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my neighbor's mom makes $87 every hour on the laptop. She has been out of work for 8 months but last month her income was $19375 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here's the site to read more ........... WEP6.ℂℴℳ
User avatar #29 - bossguycumsplash (07/28/2013) [-]
Your texts said "tfwngf."
User avatar #46 - suiker (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know what I do? I just don't ignore my girlfriend
#146 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user WhattheNorris **
#55 - devout feminist (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>FJ phanacts bitch about no gf
>get gf and ignore her and treat her like ****
>She dumps your ignorant ass
>"women only date ******** " (a point you just proved I guess)
>repeat
User avatar #48 - urbanlegends (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i barely get talked to by women and this guy is ignoring his girl.... wtf?
#27 - cakefaceify (07/28/2013) [-]
I confess I did this whenever I was gaming. I used to blame it on my phone though instead of hers, makes it more believable to just say that your phone lost service or crashed and wouldn't start etc.
Of course that was when I was like sixteen and I won't be skulking around anymore even if it is just texts.
#149 - outoftotalrange (07/28/2013) [-]
What girlfriend?
User avatar #143 - pewo (07/28/2013) [-]
Go home Lightbulb you're drunk.
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